Goodbye LJ...

[windandwater]

This is just to make it official for those who don't know, but I'm leaving LJ completely. For the rest of this week at least. Tomorrow is the Bar Exam and it runs for three days, so don't expect to see me about at all until Thursday night. Or even until the weekend since I plan on spending Thursday after the Bar drunk and crying. No online time for me at all. *whines* It will be hard, but I know I can do it.

So, because I'm a total h0r like that, I am declaring this to be a spam post. Go ahead. Run wild! Give me fics, give me links, give me pics, just babble to your heart's content and rape my inbox so I have something to see when I finally DO come back to the wonderful world of LJ. I don't even care if you write me a drabble and post it one word at a time. XD;

Though, I've tried to make a spam post before and it failed a bit miserably, so I don't have very high expectations this time around. Feel free to prove me wrong though!

♥

Comments

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

GIP!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I always thought it was "Camp, fuck, you die."

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

For the record... you scared the crap out of me with that opening line. O.O

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Ditto. I was already going "uwahhhh," and I suddenly realized there is such a thing as too much shoujo.

[vortex-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

See ya then. spamspamspamspam

NarutoSasuke rocks!!
ItachiSasuke is just as good...

Hmm...IrukaKakasu, KakashiNaru, KakashiSasuke, KibaShino... I love yaoi.

pie!! 3.14159265358

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Pi?

spammiest spam ever

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

This is going to make NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. It's an insight into the way my min works, which is to say, it makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. These are the rough notes I've been taking on Futakoi Alternative as I rewatch it prior to doing...god knows what, possibly writng an essay of some kind. If I ever finish taking notes. They longer each episode.

Ahem:

themes: twins, "because i like this town," "detective kick" (eps. 2 & 13; Ainosuke flies a glider to the Squid, runs along a green missile, "detective kick," ep. 13, Rentarou jumps from a b-plane to do the same thing), squid squid squid, fire?, squid breathes fire, smoking & lighter (father's lighter is sacred; Rentarou smokes; throws the lighter in the water & then rescues it) people falling in river means what? it happens over and over again. coffee symbolizes knowledge/love? knowledge of personal quirks? true self separate from legal identity, or just superficial details?

Re: spammiest spam ever

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

ep. 1 Sa: "although we are two people, wouldn't it be better if we were three?" So: "yes."
ep. 2: running around looking for UFO, laughing, going in circles
ep. 3 " ___ years ago, there was a pair of crying twins I tightly embraced" 2 yrs--S&S, 3 yrs, M&A. explicit parallel drawn between situations. also, thumping on door, R going to answer door, door slowly opening to reveal...first S&S in beginning, halfway through ep, same footage for Ai alone

--M&A were new teachers at the time; Rentarou was a student. Mai tells R not to have a sexual relationship with the high schoolers--as teacher Ai tried to do with R when he was a student
--when Mai talks to R on the phone, the room she's in is brightly lit & nicely furnished; the room next to her, that she's looking at while talking about Ai, is empty & dark & has a box--Ai is not present in her half of their life
--M grills him on whether or not R is having an illicit sexual relationship with S&S; he denies it
--in the background of the weird school-at-sunset scene between Ai and R, the pastoral theme from Dvorak's New World Symphony is playing--"New World" is the name of the FA op. theme
--A&R search for A's phone--what does it symbolize? R says it's probably lost somewhere in a far away country, in the ocean; it's actually in an aquarium in A&M's apartment
--end of ep, Rentarou finds S&S by the river and hugs them, just as he did in the flashback 2 yrs back int he beginning of the ep. then, it's them that need comfort, later, it's him that needs them
--in school sunset flshbck, Ai writes "goodbye" on the blackboard, and approaches R for a kiss, which destroys what M&A&R had then

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

You want spam?

PREPARE TO BE SPAMMED.

All of my GW fic. EVER.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Title:
Author: Mikkeneko
Rating:
Pairings:
Category:
Warnings:
Blood type: (A, B, AB, O, A-, B-, AB-, O-, sugar, coffee)1
Feedback: Feedback is likened to the crabapple tree which only on some years gives beautiful flowers that drop off and die, but every autumn drops crabapples to the ground where they lie until they are eaten. In a good way, that is.
Disclaimer: Yea, although I walk through the valley of Gundam Wing, I remain untouched by lawsuits, for I own nothing and lay claim to nothing. So mote it be.
Archived: http://aenai.steelsong.com (Aenai Ai,) http://www.mikkefics.net
Author's Notes:


Once, in a desperate fit of lust, I kidnapped the G-boys and held them hostage. It occurred to me that I could get quite a ransom for them. So I wrote up a ransom note, gave it to them, and sent them back to their owners. I'm still waiting on a reply.

<3

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

Ah, don't think you can escape me so easily! J/K... I'll call you a couple times to remind you to breathe, but I know you well enough to know the only way you can deal with stress is by studying. ^_~

Here's to honor and riches, fame and fortune!

... Or at least to new beginnings and bragging rights, eh?

And pr0n, of course.

*huggles*

taking a page from mikke's book!

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for everyone, my crappy old GW fic involves less 1x2 pr0n and more hack poetry.

Descent (revised version)

Warning: Swear words, sex, death, angst, blank verse.
Pairing: 5xS
Disclaimer: All characters herein belong to others.
Notes: Several months ago, I read a fantastically well-written iamb-fic for the West Wing, by an author named Violet. Just for the hell of it, I thought I'd try to imitate her by rewriting my latest snogfic in iambic pentameter. Ita est.



Above the Earth, they tumbled on for miles,
Drifting towards a shattered colony.
At least the way was clear, the woman thought,
No thanks for mercies small and useless now.

She went to where he floated by the glass.
He turned to her and said, "I had a dream."

"You want to die asleep?" she asked him.

"No."
He said "I don't. But still, I had a dream.
"I walked along a road covered in snow.
"I'd never seen the like on colony....
"The world was muffled, silent, soft and white,
"But then I heard these children playing there.
"They laughed and slid and threw around the snow."

"What do you think it means?" she said, intrigued.

He shook his head. "I don't know--no, I know.
"Someone--something is pleased by all of this."

Sally felt a shiver along her bones.
"You don't think it was him," she said, "Because--
"I don't think I could die with him alive."

"It wasn't Zechs, I'm sure," he said, voice firm.
"It wasn't even human, or awake."

"It's not important, then."

"You're right. It's not."

She kissed him hard, and stroked his feverish skin.
They'd lost their clothes sometime hours ago;
The life-support was still providing heat,
Though air was in a desperate short supply.
Awhile back, they'd stripped and fucked 'til spent.
At first, he balked, protesting they should save
Their oxygen until they could be found.

She seized his arms and shook him, shouting out
"There is no rescue! All our friends have died!
"The Earth, the colonies, the mobile suits—
"The ones down there, the ones out there, they're dead!
"The human race is gone, and we're the last--
"We're going to die; it doesn't matter when."

He wasn't near her best lover at all,
But young and passionate will take you far.
When the frantic need was somewhat quelled
She found his kisses were enough for then.

He gently touched her cheek. "Sally, I love--"

"Shut up. You don't. You only know my name.
"Don't think that you can love what you don't know."

A frown crept to his mouth, and he said, "Fine.
"But you were like that too, admiring us...
"The way you looked and spoke—the things you did—
"You didn't know us."

"No. I never will."
She pushed away. "I thought it was enough,
"The things I saw in Gundam and you boys
"To keep our world intact—but I was wrong.
"You failed, and so did I. That's all there is."

"I'm sorry," Wufei whispered, dark and sad.
"I only wanted to avenge my wife.
"I didn't even kill Khushrenada..."

"He's dead now." And he was, and so was Zechs,
That stupid traitor Noin, and all the Earth,
Peacemillion, Libra, all the colonies
Killed in futile mockery of defense.
She'd seen the lights of death, and final blows,
A witness to destruction and the end.
It was no joy to count the score and know
Her enemies were dead beside her friends.

The shuttle turned, and Sally felt a chill
With only steel between her and the cold,
And Earth, still blue and white, hanging in view.
She took Wufei's warm hands into her own
And held him with the force of all her pain.
"All I wanted was my people free, and
"Not to live under the reign of tyrants,"
She snarled, between kisses, "Now they don't
"Live under tyranny, or live. Fuck me."

Said Wufei, with a sudden hitch of breath,
"If I'm to die, I'm glad to be with you."

She felt his strong hand tangle in her hair.
"Well, I can live with that," and then she laughed.


Word count: 610

Re: taking a page from mikke's book!

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Disclaimer: I do not own Sally, nor Heero, Wufei, Relena, Quatre, Duo, Wing, Altron or the Earthsphere. I do not own a shuttle. I do not own any colonies. I do not own the Earth. I own a cat. He is very friendly and personable, but he will shed on you and he scratches on the furniture and sits on my bills. Keep the characters and don't sue me; all you'd get is the cat, and he'd mess up your filing system, too.

Pairings: S+1, 1+S, 1+R, 5+S

Warnings: Het. Takes place shortly after Preventer 5.


"A light my jealous soul has sent"



"It really was quite a plan," she said. "I'm glad we brought Quatre in."

"Zero casualties," Heero said. "It was a good plan. No one died."

"Except for me," Sally laughed, and leaned over Heero to adjust a dial.

"The look on Duo's face when Wufei threatened to kill him...huh." Heero shook his head in wonder.

"Wufei has a protective streak. He doesn't always appreciate Duo's and my...special relationship," Sally told him lightly. "Maybe we should have made a mock-up of Altron instead of Wing, and used him."

"Was my act not convincing enough?" Heero smiled. "We couldn't fake Relena's death under the circumstances..."

Sally's smile faltered. "You were very convincing, Heero. Everyone in the room was sure you were crazy. And you--well, it just wouldn't have been the same with Wufei. After all, you're the name known all over the Earthsphere."

He shifted in his seat. "It makes me uncomfortable."

Sally rested her free hand on Heero's arm. "It's deserved, Heero. You're what people believe in. I've known that since the day I met you. So did Relena."

Heero closed his eyes. "People believe in me, but I believe in her." He opened his eyes and turned away from Sally to stare out the port. "I don't like to think that she could have been killed yesterday."

"I know," she said. They didn't speak for awhile.

Heero tried to sleep, but there was a tension keeping him awake, an intense awareness of his companion. It was strange. He'd never had trouble resting when traveling with Duo. He did trust Sally; she'd fought for all the right reasons when he was uncertain of his own purpose. Perhaps it was knowing that Wufei was sleeping in the back of the shuttle. Wufei was a wild card--in such company, perhaps even Sally was not to be trusted. Wufei had a habit of changing sides according to whims not perceptible to others--Wufei was dangerous. There had been another man like that, and he was Heero's greatest enemy while he lived. Sally worked with Wufei willingly, though, and Heero didn't know whether that made Wufei safe or Sally dangerous.

[duosugar.livejournal.com]

Quinze Stars Love Potion
(the foulest GW fic you’ll probably ever read)

Pairing: 14xR+D (QuinzexRelena+Dorothy just to clarify)
Category: Squick, Horror (well… I think it’s horror. It scares me), PWP
Warnings: Shameless smut… you’ll be scarred for life after reading this. There is no story. Do not look for one.
Dedicated to Solo who inspired me to write this.

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“You know, Quinze, you look very intelligent, but I guess you aren’t really that smart.”

Dorothy narrowed her already razor-thin eyes and glared at me. A sharp light burns in the depths of them. I clearly saw how hard Dorothy could be. I guess what I want doesn’t weigh much around here.

I didn’t have much of a choice… I did my best job of faking disappointment, and nodded grudgingly.
“Oh, alright.”

Dorothy smiled faintly. “Yes, that is much better.” She motioned to a place I was supposed to head to with a quick jerk of the head. There is a door there.

I was being taken to a small room at the end of the hall.

“Relena, go ahead and start.”

“Yes, Dorothy-san.”

Relena licked my balls over my pants. That felt really good. She caught the fly with her teeth, and slowly started move her head downward. My zipper followed. She takes my tool out of my underwear. Relena hungrily swallowed my still soft cock into her mouth.

“Shit.”

Warmth covered my dick all the way to my balls. Ecstasy rushes in and Relena stares at me from below as though asking, “What do you think?” She tightened her lips around my cock, and slowly pulled back. From within her mouth, my hardened and angled love stick begins to show itself. It was magically appearing from her mouth.

Relena stopped her lips right at the tip of my dick. She rolled the head of the cock in her mouth, and then her sweet lips slowly engulfed my cock again.

“Are you close to coming? Well, the fun has just begun.” Dorothy smiled lewdly as she whispered into my ear.

The rather small mouth once again started to swallow my now monstrous sex. Contrary to my worries that it couldn’t possibly fit, she easily took it in all the way to my balls. My cock was all the way down her throat. I could feel her mouth movements. Relena slowly started to bob her head back and forth, back and forth…
“Oh, god.”

Her right hand was toying with my balls, while her fingers gently caressed my asshole. She synchronized her hands with the movement of her head, creating an endless sensation of pleasure.

Her strong tongue sexily moves around her mouth, poking at my thing from time to time. It is as thought she was waiting impatiently for me to come.
“Jesus, I am so close…”

Dorothy smirked. “You are coming, huh? You can cum all over her face, or you can blow your load into her mouth.”

As my thing steadily grew in size, Relena inserted her finger in my asshole, deeper and deeper. I couldn’t take it anymore, I blasted my cum all over her mouth.
“Shit!” Ahhhhh…!!!

“Mmmm, Mmmm, yum…” Relena took all my hot cum down her throat, all the while continuing to move her head back and forth. I was completely overwhelmed by the pleasure.

“Two minutes, I guess. Not bad at all.” Dorothy whispered into my ears as she turned to face Relena.
“You mustn’t swallow it. Show me.”

Relena nodded slightly, and opened her cum filled mouth.

“Wow, you got quite a feast, didn’t you? Show Quinze as well.”

Relena’s mouth was filled with cum. She stuck a finger in there to scoop some out.

“That is enough… Go ahead and swallow.”

Once again, she made a light nodding gesture, and Relena swallowed the cum in her mouth. “Mmmm.”

“How is the taste?”

“Well, there was a lot, and it was a little bitter.”

“Good for you. No have him put it up your cunt this time.”

Part 2!

[duosugar.livejournal.com]

“Yes Dorothy-san.” Relena turned her face towards me. My cock was still limp after shooting off its load.

“Wait a minute, it is too soon!”

“Well, that’s funny… that’s okay, stick it into Relena anyway.”

Relena lay on the mat face down. She lifted her ass and stared at me with moist eyes.

“Quinze, I guess she can’t seem to wait.”

“…..”

“Quinze, I think it is in your best interest to do what I say.”

Shit. This kid has me licked. I thought of yelling at her but it was my own doing. To scold her would be to scold myself. I brushed my cock against Relena’s cunt. Her hot juices cover me.

“Oh, please, hurry!”

My cock slithered into her cunt like a worm.

“Oh, yes!”

Wow!!! What was this??? Relena’s cunt was squirming like a separate creature. It was rubbing my cock deep inside her wet pussy. My cock hardened. Each time her ass shook, I felt a tremendous pleasure. God, if this keeps up…

“Mmmm, Quinze, how is Relena’s cunt?”

Dorothy’s voice sounds funny. What’s going on?
“WOW!!!”

Dorothy was totally naked, and fucking herself while watching us. What a whore. She had two, no, three fingers up her ass.

“Mmm… Relena move your ass so I can see it better. Yes! Oh yes!”

Dorothy was probing her own ass, shoving her finger in and out. Her cunt was dripping with hot honey, which was flowing towards her ass. It was a lubricant that helped her move her fingers faster. I was completely lost in this world of pleasure as I fucked in this world of pleasure… as I fucked while watching someone play with herself. (bad Japanese translation)

Relena’s hungry pussy was sucking my cock deeper into her, wrapping itself tighter and tighter around my dick.
“Shit, I am going to come again!”

“No, Relena, no!”

Right as I was about to cum, the pussy suddenly tightened around my dick, preventing me from shooting off my load.
“What the fuck???”

“Relena is well trained, isn’t she? I can’t have you come yet.”

Relena slowly pulled away from me. My wet dick showed itself out of her cunt.

“Now… my turn Quinze.”

“…..”

“You look good even when you are pissed.”

Dorothy totally ignored my pissed glare, and got down on the mattress doggy style. She pointed her ass towards me, and beckoned me with her moist eyes. As I placed the tip of my dick into her pussy, she pulled back.
“No!”

“What?”

“I love the backdoor.”

“Backdoor?”

“I love it up my ass. When I was a foreign exchange student, I was taught that by my friends.”

Just one kid fucking around the world. What a life.

Re: Part 3!

[duosugar.livejournal.com]

“Hurry up!”

I placed my dick at the entrance of her puckered asshole, and shoved it all the way in. Who cares if this hurts? My dick made a wet sound. Contrary to my concerns, my cock was swallowed all the way up to my balls into Relena’s wet ass.

“Oh yes!”

Dorothy’s fine pale skin started to shine with sweat. She took deep breaths and moaned. This felt very different than a pussy. It changed shape every time I pumped her, and it it tightened around my cock.

“Oh god, oh yes.”

As I slowly pumped her ass, I felt a warm breath between my legs. Relena was licking my ass!
“Damn.”

Relena giggled. “You like it? Shall I put my tongue in?” She licked my ass. She curled her tongue and stuck the tip deep into my asshole. Her tongue kept probing my ass. She started to move it around, tasting all over. With Dorothy’s asshole and Relena’s tongue working their magic, my cock got harder. I quickly approach my limit.
“God, I am cumming.”

“Yes, cum, cum inside me!”

As I felt Dorothy’s warmth inside her ass, and Relena’s tongue up my own, I was in absolute ecstasy.
“Shit!”

“Jesus! Cum baby, cum! Yes!!!”

Gulp, gulp, gulp. I unloaded all the cum left in me into her ass. Her anus tightened around my dick, trying to wring every drop out.

“Ooooh, mmm…”

As I finished unloading, I slowly pulled my dick out. Relena quickly jumped in to start licking Dorothy’s asshole.

“Yes, good, ah stick your tongue all the way in, deeper, yes.”

Relena had her tongue deep into Dorothy’s ass, licking out my cum. She carefully cleaned Dorothy’s ass clean.

“Well, well, Quinze. You really let it go this time… didn’t you?”

Dorothy took a quick glance at me, and started to lick the cum on Relena’s lips off. They started to kiss. They were licking the cum off each other’s tongues.

“Mmmm, that was a lot. And sticky.”

They were kissing each other wildly. I felt jealous as I watched them go for it.

“You’ve fucked two teenagers. Don’t you feel vile for doing so?”

Dorothy said this without any emotions. She was enjoying it.

“….”

“Aw, don’t be mad.” Dorothy grinned lewdly.

“I was born with this face. I can’t help it.”
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*coughs* If you made it this far AND read it you probably need mental help...

Like me...

[aurorn.livejournal.com]

Looks like you've been proven wrong to me ^..^

[nanthimus.livejournal.com]

Wow, you scared me with that first sentence!

Drabble! Gundam Wing! 3x2 yayness! Bad smut...yay?

***
Trowa thrust his hips forward, bolstered by the soft cries below. "Oh God yes please don't stop please." He loved it like this, with just him and Duo. A moment's respite, able to forget everything that was happening. Able to forget the world crumbling around them. The war. It was taking it's tole on all five of them, and Trowa was not going to let it destroy him. He'd found something to live for, finally.

A soft smack on his cheek shook him from his musings. He'd been casually, softly thrusting into the boy beneath him, his thoughts running wild and taking his attention with them. Duo was not pleased.

"Hey," he said. "What could be so much more important than me, huh?" He wriggled his hips, and Trowa moaned, unconsciously thrusting deeper. God this feeling. It was utterly intoxicating. He thrust once, twice in tight little circles. Duo threw his head back, a cry caught in his throat. Trowa leaned down and nipped at Duo's neck, his teeth leaving smart little marks that would last until morning. He drew back and thrust harshly, almost violently and froze, his orgasm catching him by surprise. Likewise, Duo came but he was different, screaming to the heavens what his actions were that night.

Trowa, tired and sweaty, fell to the side and wrapped his long arms around Duo's shoulders, bringing him impossibly close. "Nothing," he whispered. "Nothing could be more important than you."

***

More to come from various different fandoms.

[duosugar.livejournal.com]

hug and a hug and
the Duo and Heero chibis
fuck each other. love.
-Haiku by Heero Yuy

[duosugar.livejournal.com]

Horny, he came home
at four a.m his little wife
Meiran fluffed him
-HY

Wufei scoffed, "Fluffed? That makes no sense."

Quatre blushed, "Actually, it does... a fluffer's job is to make sure porn actors keep their hardon. He used the word fluffed which is slang for..."

"I don't need to hear anymore! Yuy, you're a dead man!"

[mmariep2.livejournal.com]

good luck on your exams! i'll cross some fingers for you! :)

[kitedreams.livejournal.com]

*snuuuggggles*

The thing with the things and the cuteness and Naruto and kyuubi in cfud is probably a go for this weekend, so that's something to look forward to?

Good luck, darling, you can do it!!!

[missingwatch.livejournal.com]

scared me too, thought you meant leaving permanently.
good luck! (even though you wont' receive this until after you pass : )
random pr0n link:
http://noiresensus.com/authors/a_pixie518.html
(I particularly recommend the first one if you havne't already read it)

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Good luck! *salutes*

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

Good luck, Sera!

(Be sure you check my LJ post for 2/21. I'm going to post art you'll probably enjoy. It's Heero/Duo, and it's very, very good.)

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

*Hagu icon reads and studies with you*

Best of luck on the exam! (omg what torture)

Remember me? We met once...

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

...and I have this file named "omg shouta", so uh... XD;

They do not live with Winry and Gramma, on the hill, but sometimes Alphonse wishes they would. Gramma worries too much, and people say nasty things, but none of the other towns ladies come to spend nights with them, and so when the lightning strikes close, they climb into each other’s beds and just wait it out. His brother transmuted the house a lightning rod, earlier this season, and he trusts in that more than an adult’s ability to keep them safe. Sharing is caring and fair’s fair, but Gramma cannot make clouds stand down anymore than he can turn back time by thinking about it, or Mother could have kissed away her illness. The time for that kind of illusion is over.

Re: Remember me? We met once...

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

Which is why Alphonse worries, sometimes, that they spend their nights alone. The night makes his brother restless, there’s nothing to take his mind off things; can’t read in the dark because Gramma would worry if they start lighting candles. You boys start a fire and I’ll be up there to paddle you. He can hear her voice fret, one of the many small cautions she doles out each day when they get up from the supper table and walk their way home. Edward works anyways, to the light of luminescent phosphor; transmuted to glow like a firefly’s behind.

[danipuff.livejournal.com]

[spam]Nuuuuu~ U can't leav el jay. *cry* i most right poems abut u no.[/spam]

Good luck Sera. ^__^

[arabiana.livejournal.com]

Good luck Sera! ^_^ I'm watchin' out for ya. Good grief, at the time of this comment, you have over 1,000 comments. >_> All Mikkeneko's fault too. XDXDXD I ♥ you! Don't cry, eat chocolate ice cream! *snuggles*
<333 RE

[zalia.livejournal.com]

*hugs tightly*

Good luck Sera!!!

[achiasa.livejournal.com]

I fail at spam. But good luck!

You get CFUD quotes!

[sukino.livejournal.com]

Mikke-sama has given me a task to spam and spam my ass off! So you get random CFUD quotes!

Re: You get CFUD quotes!

[sukino.livejournal.com]

"Fast approaching the end of my first month at camp, I learn that groping girls is a bad idea."

[ladydragon543.livejournal.com]

ZOMG DON'T YOU EVER SCARE US LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN AH!

*spaz attack done*

Good luck on your Bar Exam Lovely! Goooood Luuuuuuccccckkkkk!!!!