Goodbye LJ...

[windandwater]

This is just to make it official for those who don't know, but I'm leaving LJ completely. For the rest of this week at least. Tomorrow is the Bar Exam and it runs for three days, so don't expect to see me about at all until Thursday night. Or even until the weekend since I plan on spending Thursday after the Bar drunk and crying. No online time for me at all. *whines* It will be hard, but I know I can do it.

So, because I'm a total h0r like that, I am declaring this to be a spam post. Go ahead. Run wild! Give me fics, give me links, give me pics, just babble to your heart's content and rape my inbox so I have something to see when I finally DO come back to the wonderful world of LJ. I don't even care if you write me a drabble and post it one word at a time. XD;

Though, I've tried to make a spam post before and it failed a bit miserably, so I don't have very high expectations this time around. Feel free to prove me wrong though!

♥

Comments

Re: The Best Defense is a Good Offense

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Hours later, Trowa and Quatre entered to find Heero and Duo facing off across the couch; both of them wore identical stubborn expressions and angry glares, as well as only too evident signs of arousal.
"Uhhh... what's going on here, guys?" Quatre said, almost afraid to ask.
"He's being stubborn!" both of them chorused in unison. "That baka..." "...opinionated jerk..." "thinks he can push me around..." "thinks he knows more than me..." "refuses to be on the bottom!" they finished in stereo.
"You know what? Forget I asked," Quatre said. "In fact, forget I even entered the room. Have fun. Bye." He made a hurried exit, abandoning Trowa to the wolves.
Two sets of eyes, one violet and one blue, pinned the Heavyarms pilot against the wall. "..." he said uneasily.
"Well, Trowa?"
"...Well what, Duo?"
"You can settle this for us. Who should be on bottom and who should be on top? We'll abide by your opinion."
"Heero, I really don't think..."
"Yeah Trowa, tell him that being seme isn't everything!"
"Duo, what makes you think I'd know?"
"WHAT? You mean that when you two..."
"...you mean that QUATRE'S on top?"
"..."
"Gentle, easygoing Quatre?"
Trowa flushed a dark red. "He's not THAT gentle..."
Duo and Heero stared at each other in total shock. "Somehow," Duo announced, "I'm not as surprised as I should be."
Heero nodded agreement. "Not that Quatre is all that aggressive, you know..."
"...but... Trowa, as an uke?"
"..."
"Oh, I don't know... I can see it..."
Both the pilots turned their attention back to Trowa, who decided at that moment that it would be wise to vacate the room before they decided to solve their mutual insistence on being top by making use of a third party. They'd probably ask him, afterwards, who was more suited to being seme. He considered for a moment, opened his mouth to speak, and then abruptly turned and dove out the window. Sometimes the best way to win a battle was not to fight it at all.

Re: The Best Defense is a Good Offense

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

"There's your answer, Heero."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, just look at Trowa and Quatre. Their relationship works, and I'm more like Quatre. You're more like Trowa. So let's go by that!"
"Duo, that's complete nonsense!"
"It makes about as much sense as going in numerical order, which was the last bright idea YOU came up with! Look, just make a decision, already, or I'll just go ahead and get rid of this myself!"
"Oh, no you DON'T! If I can't, then you can't either!" A scuffle ensued, followed by a thump, and then an ominous silence which stretched on longer and longer.
"Hmmm... okay, this works..."

~owari~

Mikkeneko: There! Are you guys happy now??
Duo: Mikke, you just wrote a fic about me and Heero getting into an enormous argument about who was more masculine.
Mikkeneko: You're always complaining about Torn. I thought I'd give you some nice funny fluff for a change, and all you can do is complain!
Duo: Did I say I was complaining?
Trowa: ... ... ...!
Mikkeneko: What'd he say? I'm usually pretty good at translating Trowa-English, but that one escaped me...
Quatre: Ummm, it's not really something I'm comfortable repeating to a woman, but the basic gist of it was that he was questioning your portrayal of our relationship.
Mikkeneko: I see. [sweatdrop]
Heero: Of course, the fic ended with me on top... RIGHT?
Mikkeneko: [eyes Heero's gun] Uhh, sure, Heero.
Duo: Really, I'm happy either way. Thank you, Mikkeneko.
Mikkeneko: I'm glad I made you happy. Now, back to Torn!
1/2: Damn!
Heero: I think I'll go self-destruct.
Duo: Oh NO you don't! If I have to suffer so do you!