Is this a life experience?
Aug. 29th, 2011 08:50 pmSo, #2 on the list of Things You Don't Want to Happen When Wet, Naked, and Blind in the Shower:
Giant spider attack.
Sob.
EDIT...
#1 is obviously being stabbed to death by Norman Bates.
Giant spider attack.
Sob.
EDIT...
#1 is obviously being stabbed to death by Norman Bates.
The most fun I've had in days
Jan. 27th, 2011 04:54 pmThis thread from ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
ontd_political has the absolute most hilarious comments ever. How can you not like a thread with gems like this:
Most people outside of the U.S. don't realize this, but the delegates of the Constitutional Convention were overwhelmingly composed of two prominent groups within early American society: zombies and vampires.
Ben Franklin, of course, was a werewolf.
And this:
I seriously think that everyone in the Tea Party thinks the Founding Fathers were like the Justice League or something, battling evil, tyranny and injustice everywhere they found it. The Founding Fathers were NOT a superhero team, completely infallible and always right. Although the thought of George Washington as Superman, Thomas Jefferson as Batman and Ben Franklin as the Flash is an amusing thought.
And, of course, this beautiful summation of history wherein it is explained how the Founding Fathers abolished slavery:
john adams and john hancock. see, they built a time mechine, and used to to lanch them selfs forwards in time and join forces with ab lincon after there time mechine exploded upon reentry. together, the trio hacked, slashed, shot and killed there way across the south, till they finaly had an epic duel with the forces of slavery in the captial of the confedates. john adams, an old man, was mortaly wounded, and lay dieing. then, albert enstine steped in. claiming that history must be repaired, he took adams and hancock, and transported them back to there own time, lieing adams upon his death bed.
then, with his work complate, slavery abolished, and the time line restored, enstine nodded with statsfaction, and went to pick up stephen hawking, for there own trip to the future...
Politics, comics, and time traveling zombie historical figures. Of course I love this stuff.
ontd_political has the absolute most hilarious comments ever. How can you not like a thread with gems like this:Most people outside of the U.S. don't realize this, but the delegates of the Constitutional Convention were overwhelmingly composed of two prominent groups within early American society: zombies and vampires.
Ben Franklin, of course, was a werewolf.
And this:
I seriously think that everyone in the Tea Party thinks the Founding Fathers were like the Justice League or something, battling evil, tyranny and injustice everywhere they found it. The Founding Fathers were NOT a superhero team, completely infallible and always right. Although the thought of George Washington as Superman, Thomas Jefferson as Batman and Ben Franklin as the Flash is an amusing thought.
And, of course, this beautiful summation of history wherein it is explained how the Founding Fathers abolished slavery:
john adams and john hancock. see, they built a time mechine, and used to to lanch them selfs forwards in time and join forces with ab lincon after there time mechine exploded upon reentry. together, the trio hacked, slashed, shot and killed there way across the south, till they finaly had an epic duel with the forces of slavery in the captial of the confedates. john adams, an old man, was mortaly wounded, and lay dieing. then, albert enstine steped in. claiming that history must be repaired, he took adams and hancock, and transported them back to there own time, lieing adams upon his death bed.
then, with his work complate, slavery abolished, and the time line restored, enstine nodded with statsfaction, and went to pick up stephen hawking, for there own trip to the future...
Politics, comics, and time traveling zombie historical figures. Of course I love this stuff.
such a tragedy
May. 10th, 2010 01:43 pmMy last can of Pepsi Throwback. T___T Oh, my beloved, I will cherish you.
... until I buy a new case.
... until I buy a new case.
Dammit I hate this
Apr. 29th, 2010 11:35 am*STABS OVARIES*
*VIGOUROUSLY*
No wonder I've been so cranky and out-of-sorts lately. This one crept up on me, since I wasn't supposed to start for another week, at least. Stupid ovaries and their stupid lack of time. IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONCE A MONTH YOU STUPID LUMPS OF FLESH.
ONCE.
=_____=;;
*goes off to maul some chocolate then lay down*
*VIGOUROUSLY*
No wonder I've been so cranky and out-of-sorts lately. This one crept up on me, since I wasn't supposed to start for another week, at least. Stupid ovaries and their stupid lack of time. IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONCE A MONTH YOU STUPID LUMPS OF FLESH.
ONCE.
=_____=;;
*goes off to maul some chocolate then lay down*
@_@ omgdizzy
Apr. 17th, 2010 10:34 pmI took some OTC medicine earlier to deal with my cough and I think its really kicked in. Unfortunately, now I feel really dizzy and tired/sleepy and I'm pretty sure it's because of the medicine.
... am definitely coughing less though.
Maybe tomorrow (since this is 12 hour stuff) I'll only take 1 tablet instead of 2.
Everything's kind spinny.
OTL
... am definitely coughing less though.
Maybe tomorrow (since this is 12 hour stuff) I'll only take 1 tablet instead of 2.
Everything's kind spinny.
OTL
i hate my ovaries and their timing
Mar. 31st, 2010 09:03 pm*STABS OVARIES*
So, of course -- of course -- I started my period today. Today, when I expected it last weekend, and when I have an appointment tomorrow at the DMV. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Tomorrow morning, even, just to make things worse. I feel so stabbity about this. I'm totally going to chug Advil tomorrow since I have no Midol.
And, even better, the weather has taken a turn for the worse, so it's windy and cold and there's rain. There will be rain tomorrow.
DMV visit is just to renew my driver's license, so nobody worry that I did anything bad. XP Hopefully, I will be in and out in a reasonable amount of time, or I might slaughter people in the waiting room.
I'm just hoping that I bleed out early (that sounds so terrible to say) because I was going to wear a white dress on Easter. DX
At least I have a whole package of Hershey's chocolate bars. I will EAT THEM ALL.
VICIOUSLY.
So, of course -- of course -- I started my period today. Today, when I expected it last weekend, and when I have an appointment tomorrow at the DMV. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Tomorrow morning, even, just to make things worse. I feel so stabbity about this. I'm totally going to chug Advil tomorrow since I have no Midol.
And, even better, the weather has taken a turn for the worse, so it's windy and cold and there's rain. There will be rain tomorrow.
DMV visit is just to renew my driver's license, so nobody worry that I did anything bad. XP Hopefully, I will be in and out in a reasonable amount of time, or I might slaughter people in the waiting room.
I'm just hoping that I bleed out early (that sounds so terrible to say) because I was going to wear a white dress on Easter. DX
At least I have a whole package of Hershey's chocolate bars. I will EAT THEM ALL.
VICIOUSLY.
This cures one problem... hopefully
Mar. 29th, 2010 01:36 pmSo yesterday in a fit of pique, I bit down my fingernails so that I wouldn't have a repeat of what happened to my neck. >_>;; They needed to be trimmed anyway. But now the edges are all kind of jagged and uneven. Gah. I hate having to file down my nails. But at least I didn't bite them down to the quick.
In other news, I just had lunch.
I still want a cheeseburger. And I want my ovaries to finally start my period instead of me having this lingering lower back pain for no reason. :x I swear, I can feel when an egg gets squeezed out. And it hurts like a bitch.
In other news, I just had lunch.
I still want a cheeseburger. And I want my ovaries to finally start my period instead of me having this lingering lower back pain for no reason. :x I swear, I can feel when an egg gets squeezed out. And it hurts like a bitch.
So, I took a shower a couple hours ago because cleanliness is a good thing. I've been sleeping weird lately, so I have a crick in my neck and it sorta hurts when I turn my head too far to one side. I thought: "Hey, I'm having a hot shower, I will let the water beat on my sore area and rub the crick out."
And it worked. A little. It felt good anyway.
Until my hand slipped, and I ended up gouging the side of my neck with my nails. Nails which have gotten long again. x__X;; Now the side of my neck looks like I got mauled by a bear, and is all pink and got bleedy because of the broken skin.
OTL
At least I'm not thinking of the crick anymore.
And it worked. A little. It felt good anyway.
Until my hand slipped, and I ended up gouging the side of my neck with my nails. Nails which have gotten long again. x__X;; Now the side of my neck looks like I got mauled by a bear, and is all pink and got bleedy because of the broken skin.
OTL
At least I'm not thinking of the crick anymore.
I swear I follow the full moon
Feb. 26th, 2010 07:30 pm*stabs ovaries*
*is a lump of not moving*
I think this is the period where I eat everything in sight. I'm having cravings, but I'm not sure what for. I just demolished half a bag of Cheetos, some pecan Turtles, and a Blow-Pop (sour apple). This after having a Lava Flow smoothie (IRONY I KNOW BUT IT WAS DELICIOUS). And I'm still hungry for dinner.
There's also Hagen-Daz ice cream and a caramel turtle pie in the freezer. And one blessed package of Cadbury Creme Eggs.
I just might survive.
*is a lump of not moving*
I think this is the period where I eat everything in sight. I'm having cravings, but I'm not sure what for. I just demolished half a bag of Cheetos, some pecan Turtles, and a Blow-Pop (sour apple). This after having a Lava Flow smoothie (IRONY I KNOW BUT IT WAS DELICIOUS). And I'm still hungry for dinner.
There's also Hagen-Daz ice cream and a caramel turtle pie in the freezer. And one blessed package of Cadbury Creme Eggs.
I just might survive.
The formula for a Bad Romance
Feb. 23rd, 2010 12:48 am(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
Or, alternately:
(RAH)²(AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)² = Bad Romance
Or, alternately:
(RAH)²(AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)² = Bad Romance
I might get bricked for this
Feb. 21st, 2010 05:42 pm*girds my loins*
Work in Progress (WIP) meme:
Post asentence (or two) paragraph (because I write strange sentences :/) from as many of your WIPs as you want, with no explanation attached.
Blanket warnings for... yaoi/shounen-ai, Elricest, smut, and everything everyone loves to read from me. YMMV on some of these, but they're generally safe. And it's not EVERYTHING that I've got in the grinder. Just some of my older stuff. >_>;;
( I'm almost ashamed of how many I have here... )
Work in Progress (WIP) meme:
Post a
Blanket warnings for... yaoi/shounen-ai, Elricest, smut, and everything everyone loves to read from me. YMMV on some of these, but they're generally safe. And it's not EVERYTHING that I've got in the grinder. Just some of my older stuff. >_>;;
( I'm almost ashamed of how many I have here... )
Well, this is a rare experience
Feb. 4th, 2010 04:26 pmDo you see this fic?
It broke me. Not completely, of course. But it broke something in my brain and now stuff is rattling around pleasantly. Which is strange, because it's not like I haven't seen fics or RP where the keyblades are sentient. But still.
I don't need to be thinking about anthropomorphic Riku/Soul Eater fic. I don't.
... this song should also not be playing in the background while I'm reading.
It broke me. Not completely, of course. But it broke something in my brain and now stuff is rattling around pleasantly. Which is strange, because it's not like I haven't seen fics or RP where the keyblades are sentient. But still.
I don't need to be thinking about anthropomorphic Riku/Soul Eater fic. I don't.
... this song should also not be playing in the background while I'm reading.
A meme! A meme!
Jan. 28th, 2010 12:04 pmThe first 5 people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble or draw a doodle of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.
... I will note that any doodle requests will be done in Paint, using my laptop's touchpad. So please, be kind to me.
*waits for Sharon to come out of no where to request Heero/Duo*
... I will note that any doodle requests will be done in Paint, using my laptop's touchpad. So please, be kind to me.
*waits for Sharon to come out of no where to request Heero/Duo*
Icon somewhat relevant
Jan. 15th, 2010 06:55 pmI dreamt that I was Heero Yuy.
Or, at the very least, had really excellent cosplay of him. I was walking around, and I had a short hair cut and was wearing the green tank top and jeans, and everyone was very impressed by this. I felt awesome and like I could do anything, even destroy a giant space ship falling onto the Earth.
Obviously, Heero is trying to tell me something subconsciously.
Perhaps that he is quite fabulous.
Or, at the very least, had really excellent cosplay of him. I was walking around, and I had a short hair cut and was wearing the green tank top and jeans, and everyone was very impressed by this. I felt awesome and like I could do anything, even destroy a giant space ship falling onto the Earth.
Obviously, Heero is trying to tell me something subconsciously.
Perhaps that he is quite fabulous.
This must mean something
Jan. 10th, 2010 09:17 pmYour result for The Fan Fiction Personality Test...
The True Fan
OOC is blasphemy, canon is everything.
Once you fall in love with a movie, book or TV series, you are loyal like an old dog. You take fanfiction quite serious and use it as a substitute after the canon ran out.
You are probably a walking dictionary of your favourite fandom and you are picky about what you write and read. The closer to the "real thing" fanfiction is, the more you like it.
You rather explore a character in all depth, see new sides and learn more about them than creating new characters or mix up the situations they are in.
Take The Fan Fiction Personality Test at OkCupid
... how did I avoid the 'Shipper' or 'Weirdo' result? Aaaaaahhhhh maybe I'm losing my touch!
I'm glad it's my day off
Jan. 7th, 2010 03:27 pmLooks like it's technology fail day around here. Gaia has died on me, LJ isn't sending me comment reply e-mails, and my connection is super slow. I suppose this is a message from the powers that be that I should play video games on my DS.
>_>;;
>_>;;
Whenever someone says something equivalent to: "Oh, it's so cold! That means global warming doesn't exist!" it sort of makes me want to punch them, because it shows that they're ignorant of what changes global warming actually causes.
Icecaps, the Gulf Stream, and the Ice Ages. Knowledge. Get you some.
Also, the Azores. Added because I like that word and they're also relevant to this topic.
Icecaps, the Gulf Stream, and the Ice Ages. Knowledge. Get you some.
Also, the Azores. Added because I like that word and they're also relevant to this topic.
A little late but...
Jan. 2nd, 2010 12:15 pmI hope everyone had a rockin' New Year's Eve, and an enjoyable New Year's Day. ♥ I suppose this is where I do the holiday rundown thing, since I haven't done one yet. Been waiting for all my presents first. X3!
( cut for babbliness )
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... my ovaries in a pear tree~
*stabs ovaries*
=___=;;
Started last night actually, just before I went to bed, but didn't think it was actually my period because, well, it's a week early. I now have underwear soaking in the sink so it doesn't stain. Merry Christmas, have some TMI. I am totally blaming![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
luscious_sarah for this; her and her estrogen of DOOM.
I'm going to go curl up somewhere now. And eat chocolate.
*stabs ovaries*
=___=;;
Started last night actually, just before I went to bed, but didn't think it was actually my period because, well, it's a week early. I now have underwear soaking in the sink so it doesn't stain. Merry Christmas, have some TMI. I am totally blaming
luscious_sarah for this; her and her estrogen of DOOM.I'm going to go curl up somewhere now. And eat chocolate.
WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY
Dec. 26th, 2009 03:27 pmOH MY GOD. WHY IS X-JAPAN COMING TO LA?! WHY ARE THEY GOING TO BE HERE ON JANUARY 8TH. WHY IS THAT A SATURDAY. OMG ONE NIGHT ONLY NO I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE INDULGING THIS IDLE THOUGHT TO SHOW UP DRESSED IN MY J-ROCK FINEST JUST TO BE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THEIR VIDEOS, OF WHICH THEY ARE FILMING FOUR. YOSHIKIIIIIIII... OH GOD HIS PLACE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BECOME ANOTHER RAPE PAD JUST LIKE DURING JREVO WHEN SKIN WAS THERE. STOP. STOP. I SHOULDN'T BE THINKING THESE THINGS. SOMEONE STOP ME.
*SMASHES KEYBOARD*
*SMASHES KEYBOARD*
What? It's Friday again?
Dec. 11th, 2009 08:15 amThe company potluck/holiday party is this afternoon at 2pm. I'm wondering if I can hold out until then to eat lunch, so I can clock out during it. We're not supposed to stay clocked in during a party like this. XD;;
*nibbles her bagel and drinks coffee*
No other real job-related news, except for co-worker drama, which I think, is somewhat worse than resident drama. After all, the residents are legitimately crazy. >_>;;
Been doing little stupid updates via Facebook, but I guess everyone here should know that I'm trying to fight getting a cold. I've been chugging Airborne since earlier this week, since I've been getting snotty when I sleep and when I wake up in the morning and... pretty much the rest of the day. ^^;; Sneezing frequently too, which is strange, because I'm not a big sneezer. But no coughing, so that's good.
Ooooooohhh coffee... I love you.
Okay, I think it's time to stop making posts at work, even though I'm not doing anything yet. It's Friday, and today is usually the slow day.
*nibbles her bagel and drinks coffee*
No other real job-related news, except for co-worker drama, which I think, is somewhat worse than resident drama. After all, the residents are legitimately crazy. >_>;;
Been doing little stupid updates via Facebook, but I guess everyone here should know that I'm trying to fight getting a cold. I've been chugging Airborne since earlier this week, since I've been getting snotty when I sleep and when I wake up in the morning and... pretty much the rest of the day. ^^;; Sneezing frequently too, which is strange, because I'm not a big sneezer. But no coughing, so that's good.
Ooooooohhh coffee... I love you.
Okay, I think it's time to stop making posts at work, even though I'm not doing anything yet. It's Friday, and today is usually the slow day.
I don't want to actually be blind
Nov. 17th, 2009 01:22 pmI think I just had my first opthalmic migraine. It's strange and I couldn't see very well, with my glasses on or off. It seems to be going away now though.
At least this happened on my day off.
x___.
Vision-related problems always scare me.
At least this happened on my day off.
x___.
Vision-related problems always scare me.
auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Nov. 11th, 2009 06:34 pm*flops*
*dies*
*oozes all over the floor messily*
*dies*
*oozes all over the floor messily*
Some babble of a video game sort
Oct. 21st, 2009 02:06 pmSo... everyone in the know knows that I've been absent lately because I've been raping the hell out of playing Dissidia: Final Fantasy. It's just so fun and there's so much to do, and the game rewards you constantly for things.I'm currently trying to finish Shade Impulse I with all the characters (just need Warrior of Light and Onion Knight), before I move on to Shade Impulse II. I have, of course, already finished the Destiny Odysseys with all characters at least twice each.
Playing this game so much has led to some wonderful observations and geekery.
-- FUCK YEAH SEPHIROTH. I unlocked him as a playable character (as well as his alternate outfit) as soon as I had enough points. Let me tell you, having Sephiroth run around half naked and killing things is endlessly fun. And he has a really really... I guess it would be beautiful way of fighting. He doesn't make too many extraneous movements, so he's very fast and deadly. He fights like he expects to kill everyone he touches with one strike. And that's usually the case!
Unfortunately, that also means that because he moves like he will OHKO everything, he has bad recovery time after an attack. >_>;; Seriously, after he connects an attack, he kind of stands with his sword out before a sort of flourish, which means if he doesn't OHKO (and I don't make him dodge fast enough after), he's completely open for a counterattack.
But it's okay, because I HAVE SEPHIROTH RUNNING AROUND HALF NAKED AND KILLING THINGS. Also, yes, he likes to set stuff on fire. His EX Mode attack (a.k.a. Limit Break) looks exactly like when he set Nibelheim on fire, and he's standing in front of the raging flames. Bravo, Squeenix. Bravo.
-- Have a massive hard-on for Firion. He's just so... woobie. He's an awesome fighter, which makes my life easier. But his dream of wild roses is just so cute. And he makes Cloud run around to rescue his rose which was stolen by Sephiroth. Bwahahahah. Hoenstly, why aren't there more Firion/Cloud fics, huh? I mean, really.
-- Kept expecting Tidus to burst into tears during his chapter, but he didn't! Also, he is fast, which makes me happy.
-- On a related note, Jecht, you are like the worst dad ever. But you teasing Tidus about crying like a pussy is hilarious. You are still a bastard though, and I fucking hate that you spam your attacks. You keep killing me if I don't get away. :/
-- Cecil, you are so so pretty. But that doesn't excuse you from being an absolute bitch to play. Why must you be so slow in Dark Knight form? And you jump like there's a ton of bricks attached to your feet. And WHY CAN'T YOU JUST START OUT IN PALADIN FORM? My life would be so much easier if I didn't have to do an airborn HP attack just to get you into you SO MUCH BETTER AND STRONGER mode.
Just... stand there and look pretty. :x
-- Squall... *hee* ♥ ♥ ♥ I have nothing coherent to say about Squall, except that he's badass and faster than I thought he'd be. Oyes, I will indeed spam all your close-range combos. ilu. ♥
-- Cloud... ♥ ♥ ♥ *explodes into sticky goo all over the place* Less emo than in Advent Children, but not as dorky as in the original FFVII game. But you can equip him with a Snowboard so it's all good! He's not as fast as I'd like, unless he's using certain attacks, but it's okay because his sword pretty much lets him Defense Crush everyone else.
Also, you can equip crossdressing accessories onto him (I really need to get my hands on that set), that gives him extra bonus boosts. Seriously. It's some set of accessories that is only equippable on the girls in the game. And Cloud. Bwahahaha. Yet another point in Squeenix's favor.
Okay, I'm done with my geeky squeeing for now.
*rolls away*
Playing this game so much has led to some wonderful observations and geekery.
-- FUCK YEAH SEPHIROTH. I unlocked him as a playable character (as well as his alternate outfit) as soon as I had enough points. Let me tell you, having Sephiroth run around half naked and killing things is endlessly fun. And he has a really really... I guess it would be beautiful way of fighting. He doesn't make too many extraneous movements, so he's very fast and deadly. He fights like he expects to kill everyone he touches with one strike. And that's usually the case!
Unfortunately, that also means that because he moves like he will OHKO everything, he has bad recovery time after an attack. >_>;; Seriously, after he connects an attack, he kind of stands with his sword out before a sort of flourish, which means if he doesn't OHKO (and I don't make him dodge fast enough after), he's completely open for a counterattack.
But it's okay, because I HAVE SEPHIROTH RUNNING AROUND HALF NAKED AND KILLING THINGS. Also, yes, he likes to set stuff on fire. His EX Mode attack (a.k.a. Limit Break) looks exactly like when he set Nibelheim on fire, and he's standing in front of the raging flames. Bravo, Squeenix. Bravo.
-- Have a massive hard-on for Firion. He's just so... woobie. He's an awesome fighter, which makes my life easier. But his dream of wild roses is just so cute. And he makes Cloud run around to rescue his rose which was stolen by Sephiroth. Bwahahahah. Hoenstly, why aren't there more Firion/Cloud fics, huh? I mean, really.
-- Kept expecting Tidus to burst into tears during his chapter, but he didn't! Also, he is fast, which makes me happy.
-- On a related note, Jecht, you are like the worst dad ever. But you teasing Tidus about crying like a pussy is hilarious. You are still a bastard though, and I fucking hate that you spam your attacks. You keep killing me if I don't get away. :/
-- Cecil, you are so so pretty. But that doesn't excuse you from being an absolute bitch to play. Why must you be so slow in Dark Knight form? And you jump like there's a ton of bricks attached to your feet. And WHY CAN'T YOU JUST START OUT IN PALADIN FORM? My life would be so much easier if I didn't have to do an airborn HP attack just to get you into you SO MUCH BETTER AND STRONGER mode.
Just... stand there and look pretty. :x
-- Squall... *hee* ♥ ♥ ♥ I have nothing coherent to say about Squall, except that he's badass and faster than I thought he'd be. Oyes, I will indeed spam all your close-range combos. ilu. ♥
-- Cloud... ♥ ♥ ♥ *explodes into sticky goo all over the place* Less emo than in Advent Children, but not as dorky as in the original FFVII game. But you can equip him with a Snowboard so it's all good! He's not as fast as I'd like, unless he's using certain attacks, but it's okay because his sword pretty much lets him Defense Crush everyone else.
Also, you can equip crossdressing accessories onto him (I really need to get my hands on that set), that gives him extra bonus boosts. Seriously. It's some set of accessories that is only equippable on the girls in the game. And Cloud. Bwahahaha. Yet another point in Squeenix's favor.
Okay, I'm done with my geeky squeeing for now.
*rolls away*
No, I don't have a reason for this
Apr. 29th, 2009 12:01 amYou know what the world needs? Puzzle Quest fanfics. Why aren't there any Puzzle Quest fanfics?! I mean, my wizard totally has a hard-on for Syrus Darkhunter. Too bad he's all emo over his undead girlfriend, but that sorta just makes it angstier and more awesome.
No, this has not been caused by me obsessively re-playing the game. >_>;;OMG Syrus come back! Don't leave my party! I didn't know what letting that dude go would doooooooo.
No, this has not been caused by me obsessively re-playing the game. >_>;;
Oh godammit
Apr. 27th, 2009 06:51 pmMy LJ paid time just ran out. x___X And just when I was gonna do a bunch of food reviews and stuff. Noooo I cannot live with only six icons! And no ticky polls either! Grrrrrr. I will have to do something about this.
>_>;;
Also, it sucks because I have those extra icon spaces, but you CAN'T USE THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PAID ACCOUNT. That's totally not fair.
*kicks LJ*
>_>;;
Also, it sucks because I have those extra icon spaces, but you CAN'T USE THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PAID ACCOUNT. That's totally not fair.
*kicks LJ*
I've got links accumulating here that I've been wanting to pimp out, but I keep forgetting. XD;; So I might as well consolidate and put it all in one big post, right? Right!
♥ First of all, for the foodies on my flist (or wanna-be foodies like me), you can go here to sign up to recipe 8 free recipe booklets. I love recipes since I can make practically anything as long as I have a recipe to follow. There's a good selection of choices here, from bread baking recipes, to seafood, to cooking with wine. I signed up to get all of them. XD;;
♥ Now for a bit of humor... Uncomfortable Plot Summaries. Exactly what it says; plot summaries of a bunch of movies and books, in a very uncomfortable fashion. Some of my favorites include:
-- 300: Gays kill blacks.
-- Highlander: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
-- Harry Potter: Celebrity jock thinks rules don't apply to him, is right.
-- Lord of the Rings: Midget destroys stolen property.
-- The Golden Compass: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
XD;; Joss ends up on the list for pretty much everything he's ever done, too.
♥ Now, because everyone loves zombies and literature, have Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It's Pride and Prejudice, but with zombies! I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. I want to read this, if only for the opening line.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
♥ This has been passed around, but I'll link it, too, in case anyone hasn't read it. Why Aren't People Commenting On My Post/Story/Whatever?
♥ Oh, and since we all love food around here, this is the perfect way to end this post: The Fandom Recipe Book. I still haven't downloaded it yet (because of my slow-ass connection), but everyone says it's really good.
... and now, time for lunch!
♥ First of all, for the foodies on my flist (or wanna-be foodies like me), you can go here to sign up to recipe 8 free recipe booklets. I love recipes since I can make practically anything as long as I have a recipe to follow. There's a good selection of choices here, from bread baking recipes, to seafood, to cooking with wine. I signed up to get all of them. XD;;
♥ Now for a bit of humor... Uncomfortable Plot Summaries. Exactly what it says; plot summaries of a bunch of movies and books, in a very uncomfortable fashion. Some of my favorites include:
-- 300: Gays kill blacks.
-- Highlander: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
-- Harry Potter: Celebrity jock thinks rules don't apply to him, is right.
-- Lord of the Rings: Midget destroys stolen property.
-- The Golden Compass: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
XD;; Joss ends up on the list for pretty much everything he's ever done, too.
♥ Now, because everyone loves zombies and literature, have Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It's Pride and Prejudice, but with zombies! I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. I want to read this, if only for the opening line.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
♥ This has been passed around, but I'll link it, too, in case anyone hasn't read it. Why Aren't People Commenting On My Post/Story/Whatever?
♥ Oh, and since we all love food around here, this is the perfect way to end this post: The Fandom Recipe Book. I still haven't downloaded it yet (because of my slow-ass connection), but everyone says it's really good.
... and now, time for lunch!
... strange, how these things work
Mar. 24th, 2009 12:15 am![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
girl_starfish, I must highly suggest Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure to you if you have a Nintendo DS. It's strange, how an elderly Britsh adventurer reminded me of you, and for no reason that I can figure out. Except maybe for this:Fill your Super Meter a second time, and you'll have the option of triggering "Tea Time," which, as the name does not at all suggest, puts Hatsworth into a battle robot suit.
Yes, it's true. Louise, tea and giant robot suits remind me of you. I must also buy this game once I have the money to do so.
♥
I DESTROY YOU ALL WITH CUTE
Mar. 11th, 2009 07:16 pmBecause some people *coughcough*luscious_sarah*coughcough* have expressed interest in seeing this, and I saw a meme along these lines awhile ago, here is a picture of me as a baby.
WARNING!!
The picture under the cut is the equivalent of a cute nuclear bomb. You are warned. I will bear no blame if the picture causes you to claw your eyes out over the overwhelming cute.
1) Yes, that is me. As a baby.
2) Yes, that is a watermelon.
3) Yes, you may froth at the mouth over the cute. =__=;; I'll just give you the expression in my icon over it.
( ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER )
luscious_sarah*coughcough* have expressed interest in seeing this, and I saw a meme along these lines awhile ago, here is a picture of me as a baby.WARNING!!
The picture under the cut is the equivalent of a cute nuclear bomb. You are warned. I will bear no blame if the picture causes you to claw your eyes out over the overwhelming cute.
1) Yes, that is me. As a baby.
2) Yes, that is a watermelon.
3) Yes, you may froth at the mouth over the cute. =__=;; I'll just give you the expression in my icon over it.
( ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER )
In which Sera rapidly loses coherence
Mar. 6th, 2009 01:27 pmSo my parents left about a half hour ago. For Vegas. They wanted me to go but I'm dying of cold and period so I get to stay at home. Yay! I'd rather stay at home anyway. I feel like I got hit by a truck. I only sound good because I'm typing words down, which make sense in my head, but if you saw me in real life, there would be a lot of blank stares, nose-blowing, and hoarse croaking.
Got a mild cough now, but it's a throaty cough from too much mucus, and not a chesty cough that means I've got bronchitis. Yes, I know the difference. I do feel like I got hit by a truck. Went to bed super early last night with my beloved Nyquil (midnight! I went to bed at midnight!), but I kept waking up every three hours. Seriously, at 3am, 6am, and 9am. But in between those times I was pretty knocked out when I wasn't tossing and turning or getting up to blow my nose.
OTL
Didn't roll out of bed until 11:30am, and still feel like shit. In fact, I'm considering just going back to sleep again. And it's 1:30pm right now. Whoo. Two hours of consciousness.
I don't even know if any of this makes sense. Maybe I should lie down.
Got a mild cough now, but it's a throaty cough from too much mucus, and not a chesty cough that means I've got bronchitis. Yes, I know the difference. I do feel like I got hit by a truck. Went to bed super early last night with my beloved Nyquil (midnight! I went to bed at midnight!), but I kept waking up every three hours. Seriously, at 3am, 6am, and 9am. But in between those times I was pretty knocked out when I wasn't tossing and turning or getting up to blow my nose.
OTL
Didn't roll out of bed until 11:30am, and still feel like shit. In fact, I'm considering just going back to sleep again. And it's 1:30pm right now. Whoo. Two hours of consciousness.
I don't even know if any of this makes sense. Maybe I should lie down.
AND SUDDENLY! AN IDEA!
Mar. 5th, 2009 05:21 pmI had the best idea earlier today.
A snot saturation indicator on tissues.
No really. Hear me out.
See, like how they have different 'levels' of tampons based on how much, uh, 'moisture' they can absorb? Like light, regular, super, and super plus. Well, they should make tissues like that, too. Except maybe the tissues can change colors based on how much snot they've absorbed. Like, they're normal white and maybe they turn yellow and that's regular. But if they turn green, you're maxing out the tissue. And if they turn red, you're probably hemorrhaging and should see a doctor. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. Because then I could figure out how much snot my body is producing because I'm blowing my nose all the time.
In other news, I started my period too. *stabs ovaries*
OTL
Hello. I'm sorry for the TMI. I'll go lay down now or something.
A snot saturation indicator on tissues.
No really. Hear me out.
See, like how they have different 'levels' of tampons based on how much, uh, 'moisture' they can absorb? Like light, regular, super, and super plus. Well, they should make tissues like that, too. Except maybe the tissues can change colors based on how much snot they've absorbed. Like, they're normal white and maybe they turn yellow and that's regular. But if they turn green, you're maxing out the tissue. And if they turn red, you're probably hemorrhaging and should see a doctor. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. Because then I could figure out how much snot my body is producing because I'm blowing my nose all the time.
In other news, I started my period too. *stabs ovaries*
OTL
Hello. I'm sorry for the TMI. I'll go lay down now or something.
Because my life is full of OTL
Mar. 1st, 2009 11:04 pmSo I nearly gave myself a panic attack today. Because my DS was stolen. Only not.
( cut because this gets long and rambly )
( cut because this gets long and rambly )
This sort of speaks for itself
Feb. 26th, 2009 06:55 pmEvery once in awhile, I tend to feel paranoid and wonder why people keep friending me and/or why anyone would read my LJ, since it is rapidly devolving into a pit of RL babble and geeky ranting. Or... if anyone is actually reading my LJ at all, actually. I'M NOT SURPRISED IF YOU DON'T.
OTL
So, here. Have a poll.
[Poll #1356324]
OTL
So, here. Have a poll.
[Poll #1356324]
Just something random
Feb. 21st, 2009 08:17 pmThose new Geico commercials with the piles of money with eyes creep me out for some reason. I have no idea why.
