windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
Dear Google,

When I search "where can i buy girl scout cookies?", I expect to find resources to help me find Girl Scout Cookies to buy. I love Samoas. However, when I search for "where can i but girl scout cookies?" I certainly do not expect a link to "Can you buy fleshlights in stores -- Where can i buy fleshlights".


No love for you,


And to those out there on the interwebs, if you don't know what I fleshlight is, I suggest that you do not Google it. You really don't need to know. If you do know what a fleshlight is, you'll understand why this should not appear anywhere NEAR Girl Scouts or their cookies. I was somewhat disturbed by this.
windandwater: (Smile!)
Coming back from Midnight Mass means it's officially Christmas!


... and apparently everyone's forgotten that I write fics, since I only wrote one response to the meme in my last post.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
Heero actually sighed and looked over at the clock on the wall. "Look, Duo," he said, a sharp note of impatience in his voice. "This has been going on too long. I should have had you on your back and begging to come ten minutes ago. Maybe if this was a multipart, we could indulge in your psychotic fantasies. But this is a oneshot. So get over here, start crying, and let me get you naked!"

I think this is the best paragraph that I have ever written.

... I'm going to bed now. Really.
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance

Or, alternately:

(RAH)²(AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)² = Bad Romance
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
Why am I awake.

Why am I at work?

Oh right. They're calling me in every day this week because the State is here.

windandwater: (Oro?)
Gaia Online is having their Halloween Event and I'm trying to work my way through it (very very slowly >_>;;). But I need followers to do some of the missions, so if you'd like to help me out, please click this link.



Oops! I forgot to say that the link above is for my B.O.O.-sided account (a.k.a. The Good Guys). This link is for my S.I.N.-sided account. Yay for having account mules.

Clicking on both gets you twice the love!


Oh, fine. If you have Gaia accounts, pimp your links in the comments, so we can go on mutual follower-sprees. ♥
windandwater: (Smile!)
Japanese Mochi Ice Cream recipe, for if you wanna take a stab at making it yourself.

Or you could be like me and buy your mochi ice cream from a grocery store. This brand is decent -- though nothing compares to mochi fresh from the shop -- though it gets points for availability. If a grocery store near you actually carries these, that is. I actually found them in the ice cream section of the Stater Brothers near my house.

The third option is being super fancy and ordering Bubbies mochi ice cream to be shipped to you. It's gourmet and super-expensive and from Hawaii though. But they're apparently one of the best mochi ice cream makers in the world.

I still prefer that little shop in Little Tokyo though. XP ♥

Oh, and have a recipe for Sea Salt ice cream, too. It came up during my search, so fear my google-fu.
windandwater: (Smile!)
The noise upstairs didn't disturb the dogs that slept in the barn. They could sleep through anything. But a lot of the other animals were awakened by all the scurrying overhead. Some of them just accepted it... some where pretty annoyed... and a few quietly plotted revenge.

Your only hint is that it's from a movie. A children's movie, actually.

windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
Wonderful. All I need to see this time of night is a real life scene of domestic violence right outside my window. As in, on the street in front of my house (where that stolen car was).


And I even know what prompted it, since the Dad was loud enough for me to hear, in my bedroom, with the window closed (though I did watch what happened because I heard weird things outside and wanted to know what was going on).
windandwater: (Fail to Get a Life)
You know what the world needs? Puzzle Quest fanfics. Why aren't there any Puzzle Quest fanfics?! I mean, my wizard totally has a hard-on for Syrus Darkhunter. Too bad he's all emo over his undead girlfriend, but that sorta just makes it angstier and more awesome.

No, this has not been caused by me obsessively re-playing the game. >_>;; OMG Syrus come back! Don't leave my party! I didn't know what letting that dude go would doooooooo.
windandwater: (I like cock)
[ profile] girl_starfish, I must highly suggest Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure to you if you have a Nintendo DS. It's strange, how an elderly Britsh adventurer reminded me of you, and for no reason that I can figure out. Except maybe for this:

Fill your Super Meter a second time, and you'll have the option of triggering "Tea Time," which, as the name does not at all suggest, puts Hatsworth into a battle robot suit.

Yes, it's true. Louise, tea and giant robot suits remind me of you. I must also buy this game once I have the money to do so.

windandwater: (Wankery)
Because I just watched the movie tonight (and remembered how much I loved the musical and the music), I thought this would be fun. And it's sort of appropriate for Valentine's Day.

[Poll #1349515]

... Phantom fans (and everyone else), feel free to duke it out in the comments. I'm still not sure which side I like better.
windandwater: (Bunny Says Rabu Rabu)
Aretha Franklin's ~*~fierce~*~ hat, and the fact that it has become an internet meme, is one of the reasons why I love America.


And someone give this bunny a ~*~fierce~*~ hat, because I fail at that sort of thing.
windandwater: (Default)
whoo daylight savings time! it's 1:30 am again.

i need to sleep.

y so srs?

Oct. 27th, 2008 12:42 am
windandwater: (cave troll)

Way to be all creepy. Braaaaaaaaains?


Oct. 3rd, 2008 12:18 am
windandwater: (d00d)
Ugh... going to bed early. Like right now. I developed a weird headache/eyeache a few hours ago and it hasn't gone away. And now I feel weird-tired-sick-hurty.

I hope my allergies aren't getting worse.
windandwater: (FEFFIROFF)

Your result for The Latin sayings Test...


You scored 80%!

Ah, a senator! You are a member of the ruling class in Roman society. Using your exceptional Latin skills you debate policy and vote in the interests of the people on important matters of state. You are a powerful individual, and your words catch the ear of the upper-class as well as your peers in the senate. Like all senators, you are ambitious. Hence, being a mere senator is not enough for you...

Take The Latin sayings Test at HelloQuizzy

LOL... I totally guessed on some of these. I've never formally taken Latin, I've just read it in various books. Well, and heard it at Mass, but Church Latin is somewhat different from regular Latin.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera)
❶ Comment with a request to see absolutely anything on my computer. My desktop, my documents, my bookmarks, my latest works in progress, my iTunes. Whatever you're curious about. Request it!
❷ I will respond post a new entry with a screenshot of the very thing you request.

My additions:

♥ Please be a little specific, as I have... a bunch of crap everywhere. So don't say: "I wanna see your GW stuff!" because there's TONS. Say: "I wanna see your GW pics folder" or "I wanna see your GW fics" instead.
♥ If you ask to see my RP logs, tell me if you want the GW or the KH, since I have them separate.
♥ ... yes, I do have pr0nishness on my comp. Please specify if you want to see pics, doujinshi, fic, or vids.
♥ Love my dragons.

Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!


You guys are all pervs, asking for my pr0n right off the bat. :P MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND PR0N NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY.
windandwater: (LJ -- All Your Friends)
That was a pretty goddamned impressive opening for the Olympics. Wow. So many levels of wow.

*waves a Philippine flag because I have to*
windandwater: (FEFFIROFF)
Adopt one today!


It's my second silver egg, which I bred from my first silver dragon (who is a boy). BWHAHAHAHA. At least he isn't bitchy about breeding like my gold.
windandwater: (RikuSora -- My bitch)
Whenever I get tired of [ profile] windup_boytoy being randomly emo and broody, I just look at this and remember that he has reasons for feeling like he does. Yes, I'm sorta mean to him, but it's not my fault that the internets hates him.

cut for a screencap of my desktop/email! it's big! )
windandwater: (FEFFIROFF)
YAY! I WON ON BLINGO AGAIN! I guess I should be glad for my strange late night searches, since this is the second time I won. Another $5 gift certificate for Amazon. :3

And [ profile] biztheinsane better love me, since I signed up with Biz as my referral, which means Biz gets the prize, too.

... I wonder if I should use my $5 on the second volume of that manga I'm looking for. Or the World Ends With You strategy guide. >_>;;


May. 17th, 2008 12:04 am
windandwater: (d00d)
Why am I suddenly getting emails from tkmaxwell, and why does she want me to visit some website to buy electronics?

:/ Not that I wouldn't mind emails, but it wasn't about GW and suspicious bunny is suspicious. Anyone else get this email, because I recognized some of those addresses on the CC.
windandwater: (Saw Riku Naked Yay)
Joshua, you're gay.

You're completely mega super homohomo gay. All you had to do was laugh (okay, giggle) and twirl your hair, and your flamingness set off my gaydar so hard that it blew up.

In conclusion:


... no, this is not a spoiler.


This does nothing to soothe my Ri's parental angst about Rikka ending up gay just like Papa and Mama and Daddy. And it doesn't help that I want to already slash Joshua and Neku sobad, even though when I look at Neku, Ri keeps screaming that he's Sanyu.

... the incest. It runs deep in this family.


Apr. 23rd, 2008 11:32 pm
windandwater: (YamiYuugi OTP BITCHES)
[Error: unknown template video]
Someone gave me more paid time! OMG! Thank you! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

In return, have this... uh... video of Yami swearing at Yugi for 30 seconds. Because it's funny. :3


windandwater: (Anti Emo Accessory)
And I managed to pick up this abandoned egg. ;__; ♥ He has only 7 days to grow up!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta)
To: Post-Production/Editor
From: Me
Re: This week's Top Chef!

Dear Post-Production/Editor person --

You are fucking badass. Putting in porno music in the background of the bathtub scene this week was a complete pimp move.

Please accept this internets, it is full of lulz.




Wholly unconnected to the above, have a review of possibly the worst romance novel ever. A NSFW pic is linked in the review, but this whole thing is HILARIOUS.

It's a het romance, btw. But, apparently, is completely about double penetration anal sex. And not gay at all! REALLY! It's just a threeway with two guys and a girl! The girl makes it NOT GAY. *gigglesnorts*

Includes this gem (yes, an actual part of the book!):

"What the hell are you doing?" Luc barked.

Tensing a little more with every inch he pushed inside Kimber’s tight passage, the tendons on his neck standing out, the muscles in his arms shaking, assailed by the amazing sensations of being slowly enveloped by her tight, ready flesh, Deke could barely form a word. "Fucking her ass. Saving her life."

windandwater: (Tea with Demyx)
The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating

I had one can of Coke. A few hours ago. :Db
windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)
There is a severe lack of pr0ny fics for me to read. x___X *goes back to reading old fics*


Click so that she may live!!!

Adopt one today!
windandwater: (SNAKES ON A PLANE)


Taken from here. Spoilers for all seasons of Lost. There's a re-cap for Battlestar Galactica like this, too. What the frak.

Well, crap

Mar. 9th, 2008 12:55 am
windandwater: (Sasuke doesn't care)
- April 10 -
You are adventurous and aggressive, always looking for something that will make your heart race. You make all your decisions hastily and often get yourself into trouble.
Positive Traits:
pro-active, positive attitude, energetic, able, originality
Negative Traits:
hasty, sloppy, bossy, ingratitude, overbearing

'What does your Birthdate mean?' at
windandwater: (NejiNaru -- Canon Like Whoa)
Click my eggs! I want them to hatch~ ♥

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!

Adopt one today!


DX The third egg didn't show up properly. Now he'll be the runt of the litter. ;__;


Added a fourth egg. ^^


I have hatchlings now! And new eggs. :3


2 new abandoned eggs. ^^
windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)



... not many people will get that but whatever. It made me feel good. OTL
windandwater: (blah blah blah by celest)
I just ran across an HP/300 crossover fic.

It's official.

There is no God.

windandwater: (Leon and Cloud did your mom)
Because everyone knows my brain works overtime just before I go to bed.

-- Managed to get on Trickster earlier today. Long enough to pull my shiny new Zephyrus (Sephiroth) pet from the MyShop inventory into my regular one. X3! That means that Pet can finally have my Little Witch Beff pet (since she's leveled up enough to equip it). Everyone is overtaking me in leveling. T__T Saw Aoi for a bit and she unloaded a bunch of quest items I need for the Caballa Key Quests. Fat Dragon is fat.

-- [ profile] springkink is being very disappointing this round. Not alot of stuff I wanna read. It seems like the 'surprising' fandom/kink this time around is Transformers pr0ns. Last time is was Ninja Turtles. Hopefully more fics I wanna read will come through. The ones I HAVE read are damn tasty. Unf unf unf.

-- Am I the only one who likes Vincent/Cloud and permutations thereof? I mean, yes, Zack/Cloud is damn near canon, and I like Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, and sometimes Sephiroth/Cloud (Shinra days, not when Seph's psycho). But really. Can't there be more fics where Vincent and Cloud cure their emo by humping each other? :/

-- ... snakes on a Sasuke. *gigglesnort*

-- I really want some sort of pastry. Maybe pie. I'm not sure. Some sort of baked good definitely, and not necessarily pastry.

-- I don't care that everyone is rebuilding society in Edge/Midgar. And finding new energy sources like oil. What I want to know is how the damn PHS service survived Meteor. At first I thought PHS was only for ShinRa people to use, but in Advent Children, it looks like any old person can get a cellphone. Maybe that's how Rufus makes money now. "We can't provide you mako energy raped from the Planet anymore, but we CAN provide you with excellent cellphone service!" I know I, personally, would pay a premium for cellphone service that could survive an Apocalypse.

-- I just stared at my icon for a minute, thinking about how pretty Leon and Cloud are. I should go to bed.
windandwater: (Yugi -- Innocent Really)

Halloween Meme
aoiaoi creates an unholy monstrosity from luscious_sarahluscious_sarah, zaniazania and jana1x2x1jana1x2x1
[ profile] askerian carves [ profile] luscious_sarah's effigy in the medium of Bank Manager's lunchbox
[ profile] chibi_faolan puts real eyeballs in your brains
[ profile] clarediva buries [ profile] merith at the crossroads with a cutlery through their heart
[ profile] girl_starfish tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
[ profile] iniq swoops on [ profile] mikkeneko and drains their gerbils
[ profile] jana1x2x1 summons the undead armies of [ profile] askerian to steal your candy
[ profile] luscious_sarah TPs your cutlery
[ profile] merith dresses up as [ profile] jana1x2x1
[ profile] mikkeneko calls [ profile] zania to let them know the psycho killer's in the State Penitentiary
[ profile] moffit runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by [ profile] sukino, wielding a sharpened gerbil
[ profile] sharona1x2 eats [ profile] iniq's spicy, spicy brains.
[ profile] sukino puts fake eyeballs in your pumpkin
[ profile] zania sacrifices [ profile] chibi_faolan's socks
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