To: Post-Production/Editor
From: Me
Re: This week's Top Chef!
Dear Post-Production/Editor person --
You are fucking
badass. Putting in
porno music in the background of the bathtub scene this week was a complete
pimp move.
Please accept this internets, it is full of lulz.
Boomshaka,
Me
EDIT...
Wholly unconnected to the above,
have a review of possibly the worst romance novel ever. A NSFW pic is linked in the review, but this whole thing is HILARIOUS.
It's a het romance, btw. But, apparently, is
completely about double penetration anal sex. And not gay at all! REALLY! It's just a threeway with two guys and a girl! The girl makes it NOT GAY. *gigglesnorts*
Includes this gem (yes, an actual part of the book!):
"What the hell are you doing?" Luc barked.
Tensing a little more with every inch he pushed inside Kimber’s tight passage, the tendons on his neck standing out, the muscles in his arms shaking, assailed by the amazing sensations of being slowly enveloped by her tight, ready flesh, Deke could barely form a word. "Fucking her ass. Saving her life."HOW COULD THIS NOT BE A GOOD BOOK?!
