Naughty Fluffy Bunny

Why do I suddenly feel like writing? And not just writing, but writing smut?

I am confused.

I do not understand it.

I thought I had been forsaken.

OH YOU CRUEL PR0N GODS, DO YOU TEMPT ME TO DO YOUR AWFUL BIDDING?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

*kicks some bunnies away*

To: Post-Production/Editor
From: Me
Re: This week's Top Chef!

Dear Post-Production/Editor person --

You are fucking badass. Putting in porno music in the background of the bathtub scene this week was a complete pimp move.

Please accept this internets, it is full of lulz.

Boomshaka,

Me


EDIT...

Wholly unconnected to the above, have a review of possibly the worst romance novel ever. A NSFW pic is linked in the review, but this whole thing is HILARIOUS.

It's a het romance, btw. But, apparently, is completely about double penetration anal sex. And not gay at all! REALLY! It's just a threeway with two guys and a girl! The girl makes it NOT GAY. *gigglesnorts*

Includes this gem (yes, an actual part of the book!):

"What the hell are you doing?" Luc barked.

Tensing a little more with every inch he pushed inside Kimber’s tight passage, the tendons on his neck standing out, the muscles in his arms shaking, assailed by the amazing sensations of being slowly enveloped by her tight, ready flesh, Deke could barely form a word. "Fucking her ass. Saving her life."

HOW COULD THIS NOT BE A GOOD BOOK?!

A few months ago, IIRC, I mentioned to some people that there was something I managed to finish both parts of the Ice Family Event is up now. Alas, her mom skipped out on work and took her out shopping. *sobsob* So now I'm at the library, as usual. But I got to the library at 2:30pm, so the drive wasn't bad or anything; there were just more cars on the freeway than usual. And trucks. Bleh.
( cut added to hide teh pr0ns ) and he was very nice even though i'll stay up later. or maybe not. i still haven't shaken off the fuzzy laggy feeling yet. i'll probably sleep early anyway because of this. XD

got my MOO cards again, the second set i ordered for windup_boytoy. i love them so, and will take refuge in the library.

*escapes!*


EDIT...

Changed to hide teh pr0ns and to add tags. XD!

A few months ago, IIRC, I mentioned to some people that there was a mod for The Sims, where sims could have sex in the shower and such. I know some of you on my flist were interested pervs, but I didn't have the links needed to download the hacks.

If you're still interested you might want to check out this post. It's very graphic, very not worksafe, Riku/Sora sims smuttage (with Marluxia too). In the comments are the link you'll need to get the relevant patches and such.

T3h pr0n g0dz smile upon me again. ♥

Found these images on 4chan (of course) and wanted to share the Roxas-pr0nings. Seriously. It's a set of pics based on Roxas getting topped by everyone in the Organization. There might be more but I haven't found them yet.

Also, there is German(?). But the words don't distract from the pretty pics. XD!

( cut because this is very not worksafe )

Pick a title for yourself in my little LJ family. Who do you want to be?

Wife?
Husband?
Pet?
Pool man?

Reply to this with your title. Get creative!


... particularly amusing responses may be gifted with drabble porn. Maybe. ♥ ZOMG I haven't lost my groove yet it almost makes me scared.

My Duo Maxwell sucks cock.

And he likes it.

Now if only I could get over my non-smuttiness and actually write it.

I've spent the day doing mundane household tasks (dishes, laundry, tidying up), and working on my résumé. And despite the fact that there is GODSFORSAKEN NOTHING in my résumé besides my educational information and honors, it's still over one page long. But I HAVE to keep those honors and stuff in, because I have NOTHING but my education to rely on. *whines* Why can't I win the lottery so I don't have to worry about these things?!

It's hurting my brain, so I'm gonna go pr0n to soothe myself. And I have a chat I need to edit and post up on nox_diesque.