It's late and I'm amused

[windandwater]

Pick a title for yourself in my little LJ family. Who do you want to be?

Wife?
Husband?
Pet?
Pool man?

Reply to this with your title. Get creative!


... particularly amusing responses may be gifted with drabble porn. Maybe. ♥ ZOMG I haven't lost my groove yet it almost makes me scared.

Comments

[catzero.livejournal.com]

Can bunnies have pets?

Oh wel I'll go for the pet thingy. You better treat me right! >o I don't take abuse well. *hides phone number to the ASPCA* o.o You saw nothing.

*hops up in your lap and settles down for a nap* :3 mew.

[catzero.livejournal.com]

Pet. *stakes claim to position*

*shrugs* Just call me by my username. XD It works on so many levels.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Bunnies are all purpose and amazing. Like late night infomercials.

Would you care for some porn?

[hostilecrayon.livejournal.com]

Your Sister's Mother's Brother's Friend's Son's Girlfriend's Second Cousin's Friend of a Friend's Great Granddaughter's Mother in Law's Seventh Cousin, Twice Removed. We're practically sisters, I tell you!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You get porn just for knowing all of that. XD!

Pick a flavor.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

*feebly pulls at collar*

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*snuggles next to you in a cute pet like way* If you are pet then I'm oen too. You are my sempai after all! <3

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

>_>

[trowacko.livejournal.com]

i've been trying to think of something, but i go 'round and 'round. you are my squishy. yet i cannot resist your charms, wiles smileys-of-doom either. from the looks of things, you're very good at that, too XDD can i be your dirty little secret chained to a desk and locked in your basement squisher, then? =D

for some reason, this reminds me of gay snake smut XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Squisher, huh? Is that the same thing as a "fluffer"?

And gay snake smut will never cease to be funny. Choose your porn poison.

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm that annoying coffee stain in the sofa that, regardless of the chemicals you use, just REFUSES to be removed. I'm here to stay. MWUAAHAHAHAAH.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

This is highly amusing, because Iniq is my "chair". She comes from Ikea and is highly comfortable.

Name a porn flavor.

[clarediva.livejournal.com]

omg, I want *desperately* to be your pool boy! I want to wear long loose shorts, a single strand of friendship beads round my neck, an interesting navel piercing and *nothing else* (maybe a small tattoo on the inside of my tanned, left thigh). I will be brown, bleach blond haired and long-limbed. I will be barely legal. I will clean your pool, your house, your shower and *never* your mind. I am so appallingly uke it makes me simper.

blimey, that outburst makes me feel better!
*this post is brought to you with gratitude for allowing me to exorcise fantasy#3*

Have a good week!!!
*hugs*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... *has good mental images*

=D!

Have some porn! Choose a flavor.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

I want to be your mouthy, trash-talking housekeeper-with-a-heart-of-gold.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... but do you do windows?

And what flavor of porn would you like?

[chronolith.livejournal.com]

Wife. I'm a good wife.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You might have to stand in line for that title, though it seems I have more pets than wives. ^^

Pick your porn.

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

i think... i'm going to have to say... that.... i'd like to be your pookie. *nod*

^_~

PS

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

i'll let you pick your flavour if you're not all down with the pina colada. ^_~

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Do I have to buy you a special bag and spa kit?

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

I'd be more amused to be assigned a title...

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

That's not the point of the meme~!

[zalia.livejournal.com]

I shall be...

eh...

The little gecko that runs around inside the porch.

Or something.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining you as the Geico gecko. From the car insurance commercials. It has a really bad British accent though.

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

You still have an opening for the uptight neighbor that you constantly fight with in silly manners, right?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yes. But if you knock balls over my fence ONE MORE TIME I'm keeping them.

... porn?

[missingwatch.livejournal.com]

cuddle-toy