omg

Jan. 23rd, 2013 10:31 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries weakly*

i knew this would be a bad month i can't even capitalize or punctuate properly
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*
*flops over*

Got absolutely nothing done today. Argh. And why is no one else watching The Walking Dead so I can flail and geek out with you?!
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries*

Oh ovaries, I didn't miss your wacky hijinks. =____=;; At least you timed yourselves properly this month. But please, I'd like to be able to eat something.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
DAMMIT OVARIES YOU COULDN'T WAIT ONE DAY COULD YOU. JUST ONE DAY. AND IT'S SO HOT AND I'LL HAVE TO BE ON MY FEET ALL NIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!

*stabs ovaries viciously for being uncooperative]

Aaaaaargh

Aug. 8th, 2012 10:50 pm
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

I got so angry at my dad today that I started my period early. Nnnnnnnngh. =___=;; This, along with the super hot 100+ weather lately is making me cranky. And I have no chocolate or ice cream.

*diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies*

=___=;;

Jun. 15th, 2012 10:58 am
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS WHENEVER I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME?!
windandwater: (Oro?)
*stabs ovaries*

I didn't let them stop me from going to the bead show today! The stuff I bought is worth the pain. Though I wish I had tons more money.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*




... *chugs some Advil and Mountain Dew*

Even when I know it's coming, my ovaries still find ways to cause me pain. =___=;;
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
So I was watching the finale of Worst Cooks in America while I was having my lunch. I love that show because it's amazing how many fires can be accidentally set during one episode. Anyway, I missed the finale when it first aired, so I was glad to catch a re-run on The Food Network by chance. Woo TV. \o/

Anyway, one thing that bothered me was that Bobby Flay's cook (okay okay everyone knows I hate Bobby Flay but I liked the cook all through the season) had to make creme brulee for the final dessert to be served to the judges. During his test run, the guy accidentally got water into his creme brulee, so it didn't set-up properly and was basically ruined.

... for those who don't know, when you cook creme brulee (which is a custard), it has to be cooked in a water bath. Then you let the whole thing set up in the fridge before you torch the top. But if you get any water into the custard (say, from the water in the pan for the water bath), the custard will NOT set up and instead will be runny and ick. But you don't know it's ruined until you actually stick a fork in to eat.

So the cook was very careful when he was carrying his pan (filled with water for the bath and the ramekins of creme) to the oven to cook, but still managed to get a little water spilling in without his knowing about it, thus, ruined creme brulee. He was very careful again during the final cook-off for the judges, so 2 of his brulees came out perfectly. But one got water in it and was ruined (poor Marcus Samuelsson he didn't get to eat dessert).

SO.

What made me angry? Is why didn't Bobby Flay tell the cook to do WHAT PROFESSIONAL CHEFS DO (and what Alton Brown said on Good Eats)..................

PUT THE RAMEKINS IN THE PAN, PUT THE PAN IN THE OVEN AND THEN FILL THE PAN WITH WATER FOR THE WATER BATH USING A PITCHER OR GLASS OR SOMETHING.

That way you're not filling a pan with water then having the water slosh around while you carry it to the oven.

I mean, jeeze. Not that I make a ton of creme brulee, but doesn't it make sense to not carry a sloshing pan of water when you know water will ruin your creme brulee?

Sigh.

That was my little annoyance for the day.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
I just got an e-mail from Godiva, inviting me to make a custom Easter basket at their boutiques, and you get a free basket, ribbon and trimmings.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU BASTARDS.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE GODIVA SHOP AT THE GALLERIA AT TYLER -- A.K.A. WHERE I GO TO GET MY FREE MONTHLY TRUFFLE FIX -- HAS CLOSED.

It's closed! Right before EASTER and MY BIRTHDAY! I totally went there today to get my free monthly chocolate and buy my family's Easter goodies basket and THE STORE WAS CLOSED. I can't even put into words how upset I was. Easter is one of my favorite holidays (CHOCOLATE BUNNIES) and my birthday is seriously on the Tuesday right after, so not only would I have gotten tasty Easter chocolates, I also would've gotten tasty Easter chocolates at HALF PRICE, and then another free monthly truffle.

*cries bitterly*

And now the nearest Godiva store is like, 50 miles away. And no, the Godiva chocolates you buy in grocery and department stores don't count because I can't pick a free truffle out of the shiny glass case. >:F WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!

Not even the knowledge that they're adding a Red Robin's to Tyler will soothe my pain. Onion rings just don't stack up against a FREE MONTHLY CHOCOLATEY TRUFFLE.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
First of all, to get this out of the way...

*stabs ovaries*

Also, having to wander around a grocery store early in the morning without breakfast and on your period sucks hardcore. I only survived because of Super Plus tampons and the free hazelnut coffee. It was delicious and I had two cups. Then I knocked back Advil from the new bottle I bought at the store. That made things much much better.

Second, and totally unrelated, a meme! Just because I feel in a meme-y mood. 'tis the season and all that. ♥

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
Dear Russia,

Please stop taking out LiveJournal every time you have an election, political turmoil, dissidents speaking out, or some 16-year old girl in Moscow sneezes and decides to post about it.

This DDOS thing is getting really tiresome. No love for you.

Respectfully,

Me
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

And to make it more interesting, this month I'm having rather violent moodswings. :/ I just want to curl up in bed and not talk to anyone, which is strange because I was in a good mood yesterday.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

I've been wondering when those lumps of flesh were going to start up for the month. Of course it would have to be when the weather starts hitting in the near 100s again. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
It's Monday.

My neighbor's metal band has been "practicing" for over an hour already. Not only have they started early, they apparently have louder amps now, judging from the way I can feel the bass through the house.

=____=;;
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

... I suppose I should thank them for not starting up until after Art Walk and having fun last night at Sake 2 Me with Aoi, K-chan, Pet, Mikke, and Pet's two friends. I really enjoyed that sake bomb, too.
windandwater: (Smile!)
So I finally finished Kingdom Hearts: Re:coded. I feel so accomplished.

^_______________________^

Though, note that I said finished and not completed, because there's a bajillion quests and trophies I still need to get for total completion and I'm not sure I want to finish 100%.

But I do want to get at least 20 trophies, so I can unlock the secret ending that leads up to Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance. Even if I know what happens in the secret ending anyway. >_>;; Hush. I want to unlock it.

BUT OMG. RE:CODED YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE SOME WORDS. CAPSLOCKY RAGE KIND OF WORDS.

here lies spoilers and capslocky rage )
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

LJ is eating notifs and I'm posting about my ovaries. All is right with the world.
windandwater: (Oro?)
IT'S A DDOS ATTACK.

Having an explanation for all this fuckery makes me feel somewhat better, but still cranky at LJ. I guess Russia is trying to pimpslap its political dissidents again.

You were right, Windsor!

I just really wish that when they did that, they'd leave the rest of LJ out of it. I mean, ONTD has its very own server because of the traffic it gets. You'd think something could be done. Then again, I'm no expert.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
So LJ is down again. Fuck you, too, LJ. Though maybe now those errors I've been getting for the past month will finally go away.

=___=;;
windandwater: (THIS is Sparta!)
There is something immensely satisfying about calling the police on your loud neighbors. Especially at 2:30 in the morning.

:3

I can't wait to do it again!
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
Is anyone else having major problems with LJ lately, or is it just me? It's all kinds of hell for me to load my inbox and various posts/comment pages/comms and it's really cramping my LJ browsing habits. =__=;; Whenever I check the LJ status page, it says that there's nothing wrong, but from my end it's like the DDoS is still going on.

... is this because I haven't switched to the new Firefox? :/
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
LOL that subject line sounds so dramatic.

*stabs ovaries*

Funny story: I started getting lower back pains earlier this week that usually signals the incoming red tide. I told my ovaries very firmly that they could not start up until after Thursday, since that was Art Walk and I had to be out and selling my stuff. They obeyed. Until I woke up on Friday.

Now I am curled in pain and this has been your girly TMI for the week.
windandwater: (Oro?)
Okay. So. I've been watching MTV recently because I got caught up with this season of America's Best Dance Crew. Hush. I think the teams are really talented and I'm very torn between Iconic Boys and I Am Me at the moment, who will be going head-to-head in the finals.

ANYWAY.

Because I've been watching ABDC, I've been unfortunately treated to repetitive MTV commercials pimping out their new shows (when I don't change the channel to Food Network or something that is). And one of MTV's new shows is something titled, I shit you not, Teen Wolf.

I GIVE YOU THREE GUESS WHAT THIS SHOW IS ABOUT AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT.

So, yeah. Shitty new teen/young adult show meant to snag onto the whole Twatlight/vampire craze that's currently popular, except this time it's Twatlight with werewolves. Even from the commercials this show looks terrible, in ways that make someone who likes classic horror/vampire/werewolves (me!) want to rage.

Premise of the show is that teenage boy gets infected by werewolf and now has to deal with it. Enter pretty new classmate, who he is very attracted to, but OHNOES every time he's around her he gets all wolfy and doesn't want to inflict his curse on anyone else. How do I dislike this show? Let me count the ways.

1) The new girl's name is Bella Swan Allison Argent. Argent. ARGENT. THE WEREWOLF BOY IS ATTRACTED TO A GIRL NAMED ARGENT. *froths at the mouth*

... for those too lazy to wiki, argent means "silver". >_>;;

2) Werewolf boy gets 'wolfy' when his blood pressure rises, or he gets angry/excited/upset/emotional/whatever.

WHAT. HE IS A TEENAGE BOY. IS HE GOING TO GET WOLFY EVERY TIME HE POPS A BONER. THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS IN A TRAGIC WAY.

3) It reeks of Twatlight. 'nuff said.

4) I don't know if there's going to be classic turns at the full moon wolfy stuff, but it does look like werewolves are pretty feral killing machines. That's one plus, but it doesn't forgive all the other horrible things.

5) I have no fifth point. Except that maybe people need to start being original and not riding the wave of current popularity. But if you're going to ride that wave, at least do something different.

AND COME UP WITH A BETTER FUCKING TITLE THAN 'TEEN WOLF.' THAT WAS AN 80s FILM.


....................... *goes away to chew on things*


EDIT...

IT GETS EVEN BETTER.

I just saw a new commercial and guess what? Guess what?! That silver girl? HER DAD IS TOTALLY A WEREWOLF HUNTER. I guess the name 'Argent' becomes suddenly relevant.

But still stupid.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, .RU HACKS YOU.

I'm getting tired of the constant DDoS attacks. Jeeze, Russia, if you want to attack your political opponents, can't you do it in a way that doesn't effect the rest of us? You've got all of LJ pissed at you now, and we know you are the one behind it.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
It's 2 PM on Monday afternoon.

Guess what my neighbor is doing? If you guessed "practicing his horrible music with his band" you get a cookie!

... I'm starting to vaguely understand the lyrics now. That, or his amps are just louder today than usual.

>_>;;

Oh. And I started my period today. Double yay.
windandwater: (Oro?)
I'm finally getting LJ notif emails! From over a week ago. >_>;; Nice job, LJ! *thumbs up!*

In additional, and more personal fail, my mother doesn't know how old I am. And, after the initial shock wore off, I found that I was, surprisingly, not surprised. Looks like things aren't shaping up for a good birthday this year. Maybe I should just dig a hole to hide in.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
He's 'singing' again. And yes, it's the same song being repeated.

*smashes head against desk*
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
So the neighbor boy-teen-person-thing has a garage band. They have been very loud lately. They played very loud last night from about 8pm until midnight. They are playing loud again right now, practicing, I think. They've been at it for at least two hours.

They are bad. As in, not very good.

And they keep playing the same loud song with screechy-yelling-omg-I'm-hardcore-so-I-must-scream-incoherently "lyrics". I've counted. They're at the fifth repetition. I thought they were done, because they were playing other stuff (still badly), but then they started again.

I'm about ready to throw a brick at them.

=____=;;


EDIT...

AND NOW IT'S NUMBER SIX.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
I hate when I stab my ovaries and they decide to stab me back. Plus, it's been cold and rainy all weekend and I ran out of Advil.

=___=;;

*curls up*

Nov. 28th, 2010 09:50 pm
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries so much SOMUCH*
*wants more Midol*

T_T
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
*stabs ovaries*

At least they had perfect timing this month. Didn't start up the pain and bleeding until after [profile] luscious_sarah had her vacation. So whoo for that.

I need to stop eating the Halloween candy though. :/ It's for the trick-or-treaters... but it's delicious. ;___;
windandwater: (Oro?)
*stabs ovaries*

So, bleedy and the crazy weather are a bad combo. It's like Mother Nature is crampy too!

x____X;;

blah

Sep. 4th, 2010 08:11 pm
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
I'm in a really bad mental place right now. But I can't really be bothered to care. Yay apathy.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

I apologize now and in advance for anyone who runs against the brunt of my emotardness and general ovary-induced shenanigans.

Also, my mother is now offended by the sound of my laughter. I can no longer express amusement or joy over anything. I might as well stab myself and get it all over with.

I kind of hate the whole world right now. And I'm hungry.
windandwater: (Mistress Sera Says)
Thank god! I knew That Guy was a douche and he officially proved it... not that he wasn't already one. Now he's douchier.

But damn, was it satisfying to remove him from my FB friends list.

:3
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*

No wonder I was raging for cheesecake. And baby back ribs.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
I'm currently having an argument with someone on Facebook.

(As an aside, you can find me there under my real name, so friend me if you like! Just make sure to leave a message that says you know my from LJ.)

It's not really an argument per se, because those who know me know that when I get angry, I get really cold and overly polite. Because I believe that you should be logical and polite, even if you think the other person is a raging douchebag who should be taken out back and beaten with a flaming baseball bat. But this is... different. See, I friended This Guy mostly because he's another friend's BF/fiancee/whatever, and because I wanted another Farmville neighbor. >_>;;

cut for political beliefs, mild ranting, pettiness, and the issue that sent me into a rage )

Anyway.

I think I'm done ranting.

Let's see if this political post causes another flame war in my LJ. I think I'm running 2-for-2 on that front. I really hate it when that happens. Maybe I should just stick with silly ranting about food and chibi pr0n.


EDIT...

The 'conversation' has ended, even though I could've answered back because This Guy's last line made my brain explode. But I just decided that I'd have more luck squeezing blood from stone.

Now I'm considering putting the whole 'discussion' here for posterity reasons. And to see if anyone thinks I was being too... zesty.
windandwater: (Not Supposed To Be Here)
*stabs ovaries*
*tries to find a comfortable position to be in*

Stupid lumps of flesh.

=___=;;

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