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[windandwater]

I shouldn't be surprised that this exists, and yet, I am. I'm still cringing and crossing my legs just LOOKING at that thing. Ow ow ow! And the best part (sorta)? There's one that's bigger.

D:

Thor has nothing on these things.


... oh, and the links are very much NOT WORK SAFE. They lead to pictures of extremely huge sex toys on a page where such things can be bought.

With the reviews.

The reviews are like pr0n. Bad pr0n. Bow chika wow wow.

Comments

[iniq.livejournal.com]

=D
See? This is why I love Hagrid/sluttyslave!Draco. It works - for real.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... *keeps cringing*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

How about Rashid/Duo?

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, yeah.

With the other, I like how meanmaster!Harry size-trains sluttyslave!Draco before giving him to Hagrid as present...
but mm, Rashid. Christine wrote some very hothot size fic for those two.

[kracken.livejournal.com]

Stealth book marks site...

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... glad to be of service?

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...holy humongous dildos batman!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Is this where I shout DO NOT WANT?

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Holy Batman *stares* ever wonder if he has a pr0n sideline business?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... who? Batman?

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

It that rubber, leather... it makes sense!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

He also has all the Robins. :Db

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

...and a harem is perfectly acceptable, his needs are their needs and they are all young and have so many hormones running through their body...

*cough* and this is all new to me *whistles*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD;;

Well, Bruce Wayne IS a playboy afterall.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

OMG Bruce Wayne has a whole closet of latex dildos (some of which can be plugged into the Batman suit). And he's got them in order, from small to JOKER... named after that fateful birthday party where Robin gave it to Bruce and Bruce said "you've got to be joking" or maybe it was named after the evil adversary who pushed that thing into Bruce's ass (the ass formerly known as tight) with a huge evil smile. we may never know the truth.


anyway, where was I. studying, right.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... *pets you and gives you a cookie*

[moffit.livejournal.com]

I've seen the first one at Hustler. The guy behind the counter told me it was supposed to be for novelty, though.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Except that there are reviews from people who LOVE using it. So.

>_>;;

[moffit.livejournal.com]

At least they know to use plenty of lube. Though why they'd want to be so ass-flappingly loose is beyond me.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I don't get it either. Except for the one guy who said it helps him take two cocks and get fisted. But still. >_O

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Well, one guy did say "Sex the next morning was amazingly easy, like I had a pussy!" or something to that effect.

[kitedreams.livejournal.com]

I like how the one reviewer seems to think ASS needs to be capitalized every time s/he says it. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I noticed that, too. XD Yes yes, we know you loves teh ASS! I think the reviews are amusing in a sorta TMI way.