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[windandwater]

I shouldn't be surprised that this exists, and yet, I am. I'm still cringing and crossing my legs just LOOKING at that thing. Ow ow ow! And the best part (sorta)? There's one that's bigger.

D:

Thor has nothing on these things.


... oh, and the links are very much NOT WORK SAFE. They lead to pictures of extremely huge sex toys on a page where such things can be bought.

With the reviews.

The reviews are like pr0n. Bad pr0n. Bow chika wow wow.

Comments

[iniq.livejournal.com]

=D
See? This is why I love Hagrid/sluttyslave!Draco. It works - for real.

[kracken.livejournal.com]

Stealth book marks site...

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...holy humongous dildos batman!

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Holy Batman *stares* ever wonder if he has a pr0n sideline business?

[moffit.livejournal.com]

I've seen the first one at Hustler. The guy behind the counter told me it was supposed to be for novelty, though.

[kitedreams.livejournal.com]

I like how the one reviewer seems to think ASS needs to be capitalized every time s/he says it. XD