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I shouldn't be surprised that this exists, and yet, I am. I'm still cringing and crossing my legs just LOOKING at that thing. Ow ow ow! And the best part (sorta)? There's one that's bigger.

D:

Thor has nothing on these things.


... oh, and the links are very much NOT WORK SAFE. They lead to pictures of extremely huge sex toys on a page where such things can be bought.

With the reviews.

The reviews are like pr0n. Bad pr0n. Bow chika wow wow.

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Date: 2007-07-01 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moffit.livejournal.com
At least they know to use plenty of lube. Though why they'd want to be so ass-flappingly loose is beyond me.

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Date: 2007-07-01 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
I don't get it either. Except for the one guy who said it helps him take two cocks and get fisted. But still. >_O

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Date: 2007-07-02 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Well, one guy did say "Sex the next morning was amazingly easy, like I had a pussy!" or something to that effect.

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