In which I do that thing where I link a bunch of interesting stuff

[windandwater]

I've got links accumulating here that I've been wanting to pimp out, but I keep forgetting. XD;; So I might as well consolidate and put it all in one big post, right? Right!

♥ First of all, for the foodies on my flist (or wanna-be foodies like me), you can go here to sign up to recipe 8 free recipe booklets. I love recipes since I can make practically anything as long as I have a recipe to follow. There's a good selection of choices here, from bread baking recipes, to seafood, to cooking with wine. I signed up to get all of them. XD;;

♥ Now for a bit of humor... Uncomfortable Plot Summaries. Exactly what it says; plot summaries of a bunch of movies and books, in a very uncomfortable fashion. Some of my favorites include:

-- 300: Gays kill blacks.
-- Highlander: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
-- Harry Potter: Celebrity jock thinks rules don't apply to him, is right.
-- Lord of the Rings: Midget destroys stolen property.
-- The Golden Compass: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.

XD;; Joss ends up on the list for pretty much everything he's ever done, too.

♥ Now, because everyone loves zombies and literature, have Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It's Pride and Prejudice, but with zombies! I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. I want to read this, if only for the opening line.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

♥ This has been passed around, but I'll link it, too, in case anyone hasn't read it. Why Aren't People Commenting On My Post/Story/Whatever?

♥ Oh, and since we all love food around here, this is the perfect way to end this post: The Fandom Recipe Book. I still haven't downloaded it yet (because of my slow-ass connection), but everyone says it's really good.


... and now, time for lunch!

Comments

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Aw, what a brilliant post! :D
I laughed so hard at the uncomfortable summaries.

I think I should read the zombie version of P&P. I really dislike the original.
I've been on a Resident Evil kick lately, thinking of plots for Leon S. Kennedy/Chris Redfield. :D

I'm commenting because I care. ♥

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I laughed at the plot summaries, too, even if they were horribly blunt. XD;;

And yes, you should read it! That way you can read about Darcy beheading zombies or something.

♥!!

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

loling at the list like a ridiculous lol-y thing~~~ this one is my fave. :D

10% of the people who read you only lurk. They lurk everywhere. Maybe they can't type. Maybe they have tentacles and can't find a tentacle-ready keyboard. You don't know. And do you really want to risk displaying your prejudice against the betentacled?

also... "pride and prejudice and zombies" has been procured by the sami-unit. will let you know how it goes. but... the cover scares me... so i can't look at after dark. >_>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that I'm not prejudiced against the betentacled. It's horrible to be so narrow-minded. :x

And yes, I wanna know if the book is good! Just cover up the cover with some cute stickers or something.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Lol WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I find that to be quite appropriate!

[luscious-sarah.livejournal.com]

Greg says P&P is hilarious. I am glad you pimped it :D

Also, those movie synopses are hilarious. I loled.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Of course I pimped it! Literature + zombies = awesome.

And I loled hardcore, too. XD;; Though unfortunate pregnancies seem to happen alot!