Goodbye LJ...
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windandwaterThis is just to make it official for those who don't know, but I'm leaving LJ completely. For the rest of this week at least. Tomorrow is the Bar Exam and it runs for three days, so don't expect to see me about at all until Thursday night. Or even until the weekend since I plan on spending Thursday after the Bar drunk and crying. No online time for me at all. *whines* It will be hard, but I know I can do it.
So, because I'm a total h0r like that, I am declaring this to be a spam post. Go ahead. Run wild! Give me fics, give me links, give me pics, just babble to your heart's content and rape my inbox so I have something to see when I finally DO come back to the wonderful world of LJ. I don't even care if you write me a drabble and post it one word at a time. XD;
Though, I've tried to make a spam post before and it failed a bit miserably, so I don't have very high expectations this time around. Feel free to prove me wrong though!
♥
So, because I'm a total h0r like that, I am declaring this to be a spam post. Go ahead. Run wild! Give me fics, give me links, give me pics, just babble to your heart's content and rape my inbox so I have something to see when I finally DO come back to the wonderful world of LJ. I don't even care if you write me a drabble and post it one word at a time. XD;
Though, I've tried to make a spam post before and it failed a bit miserably, so I don't have very high expectations this time around. Feel free to prove me wrong though!
♥
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Re: All of my GW fic. EVER.
Date: 2006-02-21 06:29 am (UTC)The Straight Line
(or, "Why is Everyone in Gundam Wing Gay?")
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 2x5, 13x6, 13x5, 5xS, 9x11, RxD, CxH, ad infinitum
Category: Peanut Gallery fic
Disclaimer: Yadda yadda yadda, don't sue me, I never claimed to own them.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, het, yuri, humor.
Rating: PG-13.
Duo: Wufei, would you care to explain where you were last night?
Wufei: I went to visit Treize. I told you that.
Duo: Uh huh. And did you sleep with him?
Wufei: Maxwell! That is a very personal question!
Duo: And you interrogating me on my and Heero's sex life wasn't?
Wufei: Well...
Duo: It's a simple yes or no question, Wufei. Did you or did you not have sex with Treize Khushrenada last night?
Wufei: ...yes. Yes, I did. There, are you happy?
Duo: [sighs.] Look, Wufei. You know that you're one of my best friends, right? And that I would support you in your choices no matter what.
Wufei: Maxwell, what...
Duo: After you left last night, I called Treize. He wasn't there.
Wufei: We went out --
Duo: However, then I called Zechs. It was Treize who answered the phone, and informed me that Zechs was a trifle tied up at the moment.
Wufei: You don't mean...
Duo: Uh huh.
Wufei: Why, um. He's been cheating on me! Injustice!
Duo: Yes, that's what I confronted him with. And you know something? He told me that you two haven't been together in months -- not since you gave him the "Let's just be friends," speech.
Wufei: ...All right, all right! Treize and I are over! It's not a...
The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:29 am (UTC)Wufei: I... uh...
Quatre: Maybe I can answer that question, Duo. Trowa and I were out to dinner last night, and we happened to see Wufei at the restaurant. With Sally Po.
Duo: Sally Po, hmmm?
Wufei: It's not like that!
Duo: Sure it's not.
Wufei: I was just buying her dinner to pay back an old favor. It wasn't a date or anything. We're just good friends!
Quatre: Very good friends, judging by what was going on under the table.
Wufei: How d-did you know...
Quatre: Well, if nothing else, you just told me.
Wufei: Injustice!
Quatre: Oh, come on, Wufei. You were so out of it you didn't even notice Trowa with the camera.
Wufei: What! Camera?
Duo: Wufei, you've been with Sally, haven't you?
Wufei: No! She's ten years older than me!
Duo: Treize was fifteen years older than you. And she is pretty attractive.
Wufei: There is no way I'd even be attracted to such an overemotional, weak-willed, useless ONNA!
Quatre: Now that's a closet case if I ever heard one.
Duo: Wufei, it's all right. We don't care that you're... heterosexual.
Wufei: Lies! I'm not het! No way! I can't stand women!
Quatre: But Wufei, weren't you married?
Wufei: That doesn't mean anything, though! It was an arranged marriage, and we never did anything. I honor her because she was a brave warrior, certainly not because she was a woman!
Duo: Wufei, you've got to get over this denial. It's all right. It's perfectly natural to be attracted to people of the opposite gender.
Wufei: [breaking down into tears] I... I just want to be normal... to fit in... I love Treize, I do...
Quatre: I understand, Wufei, but it's not fair to Treize to keep leading him on this way.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:29 am (UTC)Duo: [moves to comfort Wufei] It's all right, Wufei, really.
Quatre: We're not going to judge you. We're fine with it, honest!
Duo: After all, some of our best friends are straight.
Wufei: Oh yeah? Who?
[Long silence.]
Duo: Um...
Quatre: Well...
Duo: Well, there's Relena...
Quatre: Actually, she's with Dorothy now.
Duo: No kidding?
Quatre: Didn't you wonder why she wasn't throwing herself at Heero anymore?
Duo: I sort of figured that she got the message that he was neither interested nor available the time we made out on camera while she was giving a speech.
Quatre: Ah! What about Zechs? Aren't he and Noin dating?
Duo: No, Zechs is with Treize now, didn't you know? And last time I saw Noin, she was talking wedding plans with Une.
Wufei: Good God.
Duo: Okay, well, what about Hilde?
Quatre: Catherine.
Duo: Oh. Hm.
[Silence.]
Duo: ...Rashid?
Wufei: Hadn't you heard what they call the Maguanacs behind Quatre's back?
Duo: What, you mean "Quatre's Harem?"
Quatre: WHAT?
Wufei: Actually, I was referring to "Rashid and the Forty Dr--"
Quatre: All right, all RIGHT, enough already!
Wufei: Anyway, he is decisively NOT straight.
Quatre: Ugh...
[Pause.]
Duo: Howard?
Wufei: Give me a break!
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:29 am (UTC)Wufei: DUO!
Duo: Oh, right. Sorry.
Quatre: The doctors?
Duo: [shudders] Don't go there, man.
Quatre: All right, so we can't think of anybody off the top of our heads.
Duo: That doesn't change the fact that we'll support you, Wufei. We don't feel threatened by your relationship with Sally -- we like her, and you're our best friend, and we just hope you'll be happy with her.
Wufei: Really? I mean... you really don't mind?
Quatre: Of course not!
Heero: What's going on here?
Duo: Guess what, Heero! Wufei's het!
Heero: He's what?
Quatre: That's right! Wufei's straight as an arrow!
Heero: You're kidding me. The Ultimate Misogynist is straight?
Wufei: Announce it to the world, why don't you!
Duo: I think I'll do that. HEY WORLD! CHANG WUFEI IS...
[Quatre puts a hand over his mouth.]
Wufei: In a strange way, I feel so relieved. I'm... straight. I'm straight! I can say it!
Quatre: We're so proud of you, Wufei!
Heero: Damn, I hadn't gotten to sleep with him yet, and now I never will.
Duo: It's all right, Hee-chan, you're not missing much.
Wufei & Heero: WHAT?
Duo: Eh heh heh...
[Wufei and Heero begin to fight. Duo crawls under a nearby table for cover. Quatre goes SD.]
Quatre: I think that's quite enough of THAT.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:29 am (UTC)Wufei: DUO!
Duo: Oh, right. Sorry.
Quatre: The doctors?
Duo: [shudders] Don't go there, man.
Quatre: All right, so we can't think of anybody off the top of our heads.
Duo: That doesn't change the fact that we'll support you, Wufei. We don't feel threatened by your relationship with Sally -- we like her, and you're our best friend, and we just hope you'll be happy with her.
Wufei: Really? I mean... you really don't mind?
Quatre: Of course not!
Heero: What's going on here?
Duo: Guess what, Heero! Wufei's het!
Heero: He's what?
Quatre: That's right! Wufei's straight as an arrow!
Heero: You're kidding me. The Ultimate Misogynist is straight?
Wufei: Announce it to the world, why don't you!
Duo: I think I'll do that. HEY WORLD! CHANG WUFEI IS...
[Quatre puts a hand over his mouth.]
Wufei: In a strange way, I feel so relieved. I'm... straight. I'm straight! I can say it!
Quatre: We're so proud of you, Wufei!
Heero: Damn, I hadn't gotten to sleep with him yet, and now I never will.
Duo: It's all right, Hee-chan, you're not missing much.
Wufei & Heero: WHAT?
Duo: Eh heh heh...
[Wufei and Heero begin to fight. Duo crawls under a nearby table for cover. Quatre goes SD.]
Quatre: I think that's quite enough of THAT.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Mikkeneko: WU-CHAN!
Wufei: I feel a sudden chill...
Mikkeneko: Waaaah! [megaglomps Wufei]
Wufei: Onna! Unhand me! ACK!
Duo: Don't squirm, Wu-man. It only makes things worse. Trust me.
Mikkeneko: Waaaaaaahhh! [huggles]
Wufei: What is the meaning of this??
Mikkeneko: Kanashii! [sniffles] Kawaii! [huggles some more]
Duo: Um, Mikke? Remember English?
Mikkeneko: Poor Wufei... [cries big tears all over him] It's so sad she died. But I still love you!
Wufei: I'd rather you didn't! What in hell has gotten into you?
Quatre: Suppose it's because of this? [holds up a comic book]
Duo: Hey, isn't that Wu-man's Episode Zero?
Mikkeneko: WAAAAH!
Wufei: [quietly] Ohh shit.
Duo: I remember, she did the exact same thing to me after reading my EZ.
Heero: Wait a minute. She didn't glomp on ME after reading MINE.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: No, me neither.
Relena: Nor mine!
All: ... [translation: Well, DUH!]
Mikkeneko: Lena? You were one UGLY baby.
Relena: Oh, like you were so beautiful when you were a red squashed-up infant?
Mikkeneko: Nope. I was C-section. No squashiness or redness involved.
Wufei: If we can get away from this FASCINATING topic of discussion...
Quatre: Hey, with twenty-nine older sisters, I've heard it all.
Heero: I was created in a vat. To the best of my knowledge.
Quatre: ...That used to be my line...
Mikkeneko: [snatching the manga] Of course I didn't react to any of YOUR episode zeros! Yours weren't as sad as Wufei's or Duo's! And you weren't as cute children, either. Wufei! With GLASSES! WAAAAHHH! KAWAII! [switches Wufei for Duo] Little Duo-chan!
Wufei: Will you stop acting like such a hysterical onna?
Mikkeneko: No.
Duo: need... air...
Mikkeneko: Oops! Sorry, Duo. [loosens up]
Duo: need... pizza...
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Mikkeneko: WU-CHAN!
Wufei: I feel a sudden chill...
Mikkeneko: Waaaah! [megaglomps Wufei]
Wufei: Onna! Unhand me! ACK!
Duo: Don't squirm, Wu-man. It only makes things worse. Trust me.
Mikkeneko: Waaaaaaahhh! [huggles]
Wufei: What is the meaning of this??
Mikkeneko: Kanashii! [sniffles] Kawaii! [huggles some more]
Duo: Um, Mikke? Remember English?
Mikkeneko: Poor Wufei... [cries big tears all over him] It's so sad she died. But I still love you!
Wufei: I'd rather you didn't! What in hell has gotten into you?
Quatre: Suppose it's because of this? [holds up a comic book]
Duo: Hey, isn't that Wu-man's Episode Zero?
Mikkeneko: WAAAAH!
Wufei: [quietly] Ohh shit.
Duo: I remember, she did the exact same thing to me after reading my EZ.
Heero: Wait a minute. She didn't glomp on ME after reading MINE.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: No, me neither.
Relena: Nor mine!
All: ... [translation: Well, DUH!]
Mikkeneko: Lena? You were one UGLY baby.
Relena: Oh, like you were so beautiful when you were a red squashed-up infant?
Mikkeneko: Nope. I was C-section. No squashiness or redness involved.
Wufei: If we can get away from this FASCINATING topic of discussion...
Quatre: Hey, with twenty-nine older sisters, I've heard it all.
Heero: I was created in a vat. To the best of my knowledge.
Quatre: ...That used to be my line...
Mikkeneko: [snatching the manga] Of course I didn't react to any of YOUR episode zeros! Yours weren't as sad as Wufei's or Duo's! And you weren't as cute children, either. Wufei! With GLASSES! WAAAAHHH! KAWAII! [switches Wufei for Duo] Little Duo-chan!
Wufei: Will you stop acting like such a hysterical onna?
Mikkeneko: No.
Duo: need... air...
Mikkeneko: Oops! Sorry, Duo. [loosens up]
Duo: need... pizza...
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Duo: need... Heero...
Mikkeneko: Can't argue with that. [loads him off into Heero's arms] Say, is it just my imagination, or does Meiran look a lot like a female, Asian Duo?
Quatre: If she did, then that would be a weighty argument towards a 2x5 pairing.
Heero: It's JUST your imagination! They look NOTHING alike! [pulls out a gun] There is NO 2x5 pairing!
Duo: [mutters] Too bad...
Mikkeneko: Just look at this shot! [folds to the second-to-last page and thrusts it under Quatre's nose] Doesn't she? Doesn't she?
Quatre: Well... maybe a little...
Wufei: Kisama! Are you TRYING to get Yuy to kill me?
Mikkeneko: Don't worry, Wufei. I'll protect you! [re-glomps]
Wufei: ...That's what I was afraid of...
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Duo: College applications?
Mikkeneko: Yep! I'm applying early to Pitzer, and also to UC Berkeley, and their deadlines are really early.
Heero: College applications?
Mikkeneko: [annoyed] Yeah, so what? You don't think I'm good enough to go?
Quatre: You're just now applying to college?
Mikkeneko: What do you mean?
Duo: Mikke, how old are you?
Mikkeneko: ... ... ... why do you ask?
Quatre: You aren't legal, are you?
Mikkeneko: Nope. So far, forty-seven states have issued restraining orders --
Duo: My god! You're a slash writer and you aren't even eighteen!
Mikkeneko: You're one to talk! You're only fifteen!
Duo: That's different!
Mikkeneko: Is not! I have seniority over you!
Duo: Do not!
Mikkeneko: Do too.
Duo: You do not!
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Heero: This is the girl running our lives?
Wufei: She doesn't even deserve the title of 'onna!' She's too young!
Mikkeneko: Besides which, my mother always said, "If you're old enough to understand it, you're old enough to read it."
Wufei: That is NOT the point. It's still illegal!
Mikkeneko: Says Mr. Statutory over there.
Wufei: What??
Mikkeneko: Look, whether you've been paired with Treize or with Sally, they're both way older than you.
Wufei: That's not the POINT!
Duo: The point is that you don't have any idea what you're writing about!
Mikkeneko: [smirks] Oh don't I?
1/2/3/4/5: ...
Quatre: Um, Mikke... are you saying you...
Duo: [faintly] The universe is a very sick place.
Mikkeneko: Ick! No.
Wufei: Thank GOD.
Mikkeneko: No thanks to you.
Wufei: WHAT?
Duo: I don't want to know.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Duo: It's true, you know. Every problem can be fixed by sufficient amounts of alcohol and/or duct tape.
Mikkeneko: Traffic accidents. [still bitter...]
Duo: Easy. Duct tape.
Quatre: Bad coffee.
Duo: Add alcohol to it.
Heero: Nuclear war.
Duo: Duct-tape the missiles to their launch pads, and alcohol all around.
Wufei: Alcoholism.
Duo: Sufficient duct tape to seal the mouth, thus preventing the ingestion of alcohol.
Trowa: ...
Duo: Definitely alcohol. A couple of drinks in should get him going.
Quatre: [blushes] Trowa! How could you!
Trowa: ...!
Duo: Alternatively, you could tape him to the bed...
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Mikkeneko: Hey guys!
Duo: AUGH! IT'S RELENA! RUN! [He runs.]
Mikkeneko: No, you baka, it's just me.
Duo: AUGH! IT'S MIKKENEKO! HIDE! [He hides.]
Mikkeneko: DUO...
Heero: [pulls out a gun and points it at her] You're Relena.
Mikkeneko: I am NOT!
Heero: Prove it.
Mikkeneko: Fine. Shoot me.
Heero: Nani?
Duo: [from behind couch] Go for it, Heero! When will you have another chance to shoot her?
Heero: Ryoukai. [He pulls the trigger and a large blue chicken bursts from the end and attacks him.]
Mikkeneko: Now, could Relena make your gun do that?
Heero: [kills the chicken] Take out the braids and we'll talk.
Mikkeneko: Aw! But I like these braids!
Duo: NO!
Mikkeneko: Fine, fine. [grumbles and takes out the two little braids]
Duo: Oh, it's just you, Mikke!
Mikkeneko: That's what I've been SAYING!
Duo: Meep. [hides behind couch again.]
Mikkeneko: Duo!
Heero: What do you want?
Mikkeneko: I need your help.
Heero: You need my help?
Mikkeneko: Both of you.
Duo: Doing what exactly?
Mikkeneko: I want you to go kill my nutty English professor. He's giving me so much work I don't have time to write.
Heero: You expect us to help you write more?
Duo: Maybe, if you spent more time on your schoolwork, you'd actually learn how to write!
Heero: Duo, you baka!
Duo: Hey, I can't help it. I never lie!
Mikkeneko: Why, you --! Ohh, you're gonna regret that, Duo!
Heero: Don't threaten my boyfriend! [shoots her again, with a real bullet this time]
Mikkeneko: [vanishes from the plane with an infernal shriek] You are BOTH going to pay! "Spoil of War" part 8! HAHAHHAHAHAA!
Duo: Hee-chan?
Heero: Yes, koi?
Duo: I'm scared.
Heero: Me too. Make room behind that couch.
Duo: Happy to.
Mikkeneko [voice]: And don't think you can win back my favor by snuggling and being cute!
1/2: Damn!
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Duo: It's true, you know. Every problem can be fixed by sufficient amounts of alcohol and/or duct tape.
Mikkeneko: Traffic accidents. [still bitter...]
Duo: Easy. Duct tape.
Quatre: Bad coffee.
Duo: Add alcohol to it.
Heero: Nuclear war.
Duo: Duct-tape the missiles to their launch pads, and alcohol all around.
Wufei: Alcoholism.
Duo: Sufficient duct tape to seal the mouth, thus preventing the ingestion of alcohol.
Trowa: ...
Duo: Definitely alcohol. A couple of drinks in should get him going.
Quatre: [blushes] Trowa! How could you!
Trowa: ...!
Duo: Alternatively, you could tape him to the bed...
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)[In a room there are two desks and two chairs, back-to-back with each other. Heero sits at one with his laptop. Mikkeneko sits at the other with her computer.]
Heero: [takatakatakataka]
Mikkeneko: [typetypetypety]
[Mikkeneko takes a drink out of a soda can. Heero drinks from his mug of coffee.]
Mikkeneko: Hmmm. [typetypety]
Heero: Hn.
[Mikkeneko pushes her chair back on two legs and balances, folding her arms thoughtfully as she stares at her computer screen. The back of her chair bumps into Heero's. Heero spits out a mouthful of her hair.]
Heero: Gah!
Mikkeneko: Ah! I know!
[She thumps both chair legs back onto the ground and resumes typing.]
Heero: [glare]
Mikkeneko: [typetypetypetypetypetypetypetype --]
[Not to be outdone, Heero inches his chair even closer to the desk and leans forward towards the screen.]
Heero: [TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA]
Mikkeneko: Do you mind?
Heero: Hn!
Mikkeneko: [typetypetype]
Heero: [takatakatakataka]
[Mikkeneko drinks her soda.]
Mikkeneko: Ngh.
[Heero drinks his coffee.]
Heero: ...
[Mikkeneko begins to cackle maniacally.]
Heero: Shut up.
[Mikkeneko glares at the back of his head.]
Mikkeneko: ...baka.
Heero: [takatakatakatakataka]
Mikkeneko: Hm.
[silence]
Mikkeneko: [gulp]
Heero: [slurp]
Mikkeneko: [typetypetypety]
Heero: [takatakatakatakatak]
[Mikkeneko leaps to her feet, overturning the chair.]
Mikkeneko: Macs RULE! PC's DROOL!
Heero: Says you!
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:31 am (UTC)Junk: You haven't even started me yet!
Mikkeneko: I will, I promise...
Spoil: But people are asking after me...
Mikkeneko: Aaagh! Why did Aya have to post you, huh? Now people keep emailing me, wanting to know when the next part will be out...
Spoil: Which is why you should get to work.
Tenku: Oh, no, don't you dare! You're still in the middle of writing ME, remember?
Mikkeneko: [mutters] How could I forget?
Torn: Yeah, and what about my epilogue? Have you forgotten about that?
Mikkeneko: Look, kid, I actually FINISHED a series -- more or less -- so I don't want to hear YOU complaining. Unless you want me to completely rewrite your ending!
Torn: [sulks off muttering]
Break: We're not THAT bad, are we, Mikke? You love me, don't you? Don't you?
Mikkeneko: Not that bad? Hah! You come into my home, eat up all my potato chips, don't allow me a moment of peace... HEY! TEACHING HEERO! Get OUT of the liquor cabinet!
Specifications: Well, you can't deny that me and Ends of the Earth are patient, at least. I mean, you've had us in mind almost from the beginning, but you haven't set a single line to paper!
Mikkeneko: Maybe you're patient, but then, you're basically happy stories. Some of the stories are just EVIL. Stalking around mumbling to themselves and occasionally laughing maniacally... like Me and a Gun, for example!
Break: Well, whose fault is THAT? You were the one who made him evil!
Mikkeneko: I certainly didn't PLAN for him to be that evil. I just read too much of Phoenix's fics, and poof, there he was. And now I don't dare finish it, because I'm not certain what he'll do once he's complete, and --
Propinquity: Uh oh. Me and a Gun's got a knife.
Me&aG: WRITE ME, OR THE ENGLISH PAPER GETS IT!
Pocketful of Ashes: Mikke, ignore all of those shallow *happy* stories. Write me. Death. Angst. You know you want it!
Crosspaths: You're so mean!
Ashes: Stuff it, fluff-brain.
Spoil: Write me! Write me! Write me!
Mikkeneko: Go away. I have to do an English essay.
Spoil: You can do that later. Write me! Write me! Write me!
Mikkeneko: You are SO annoying, you know that?
Spoil: I sure do. C'moooonnnn, Mikke, write the next chapter!
Mikkeneko: No.
Spoil: Why NOT?
Mikkeneko: I don't like you! I don't see why other people like you!
Spoil: Aw, don't be like that! I'm a great story, aren't I? I've got plot! I've got epic drama! I've got snuggling! I've got bishie-torture! What is there not to like??
Mikkeneko: You're pushy.
Spoil: ... I'm shocked! I'm HURT! My God, what is this world coming to? Is our society so repressive, so conformist, that a young artist feels compelled to crush her own dreams? Dreams, nay, it's your very SPIRIT that you're repressing! Be warned, Mikkeneko! If you start repressing your own source of inspiration -- then what's next? Before you know it, you'll become a hollow shell, gray and lifeless as --
Mikkeneko: [beans Spoil over the head with a two-by-four] You're also melodramatic.
Distance: ...Alternate-Universe prima donnas...
Mikkeneko: So. Your vote, ladies and gentlemen. Which of these lovely stories should I attend to next?
Junk: Me!
Spoil: Me!
Tenku: Me!
Ashes: Me!
Junk: Imagine it, Mikkeneko -- sap, fluff... dare I even suggest it, *lemon...*
Spoil: But people are requesting me!
Tenku: No fair! You started me first!
Ashes: Life sucks, Mikke. Admit it. Write me.
Mikkeneko: Feedback, please! It keeps the old stories happy --
Break/Torn/Share/Straight: YEAH!
Mikkeneko: -- and it gives ME the energy to write the new ones, without having them get so bored wandering around inside my head that they start eating large pieces off my brain that I need for, say, video games. So. More feedback = Happy Mikkeneko = More Stories. Let them wander around in YOUR head for a while.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:31 am (UTC)Junk: You haven't even started me yet!
Mikkeneko: I will, I promise...
Spoil: But people are asking after me...
Mikkeneko: Aaagh! Why did Aya have to post you, huh? Now people keep emailing me, wanting to know when the next part will be out...
Spoil: Which is why you should get to work.
Tenku: Oh, no, don't you dare! You're still in the middle of writing ME, remember?
Mikkeneko: [mutters] How could I forget?
Torn: Yeah, and what about my epilogue? Have you forgotten about that?
Mikkeneko: Look, kid, I actually FINISHED a series -- more or less -- so I don't want to hear YOU complaining. Unless you want me to completely rewrite your ending!
Torn: [sulks off muttering]
Break: We're not THAT bad, are we, Mikke? You love me, don't you? Don't you?
Mikkeneko: Not that bad? Hah! You come into my home, eat up all my potato chips, don't allow me a moment of peace... HEY! TEACHING HEERO! Get OUT of the liquor cabinet!
Specifications: Well, you can't deny that me and Ends of the Earth are patient, at least. I mean, you've had us in mind almost from the beginning, but you haven't set a single line to paper!
Mikkeneko: Maybe you're patient, but then, you're basically happy stories. Some of the stories are just EVIL. Stalking around mumbling to themselves and occasionally laughing maniacally... like Me and a Gun, for example!
Break: Well, whose fault is THAT? You were the one who made him evil!
Mikkeneko: I certainly didn't PLAN for him to be that evil. I just read too much of Phoenix's fics, and poof, there he was. And now I don't dare finish it, because I'm not certain what he'll do once he's complete, and --
Propinquity: Uh oh. Me and a Gun's got a knife.
Me&aG: WRITE ME, OR THE ENGLISH PAPER GETS IT!
Pocketful of Ashes: Mikke, ignore all of those shallow *happy* stories. Write me. Death. Angst. You know you want it!
Crosspaths: You're so mean!
Ashes: Stuff it, fluff-brain.
Spoil: Write me! Write me! Write me!
Mikkeneko: Go away. I have to do an English essay.
Spoil: You can do that later. Write me! Write me! Write me!
Mikkeneko: You are SO annoying, you know that?
Spoil: I sure do. C'moooonnnn, Mikke, write the next chapter!
Mikkeneko: No.
Spoil: Why NOT?
Mikkeneko: I don't like you! I don't see why other people like you!
Spoil: Aw, don't be like that! I'm a great story, aren't I? I've got plot! I've got epic drama! I've got snuggling! I've got bishie-torture! What is there not to like??
Mikkeneko: You're pushy.
Spoil: ... I'm shocked! I'm HURT! My God, what is this world coming to? Is our society so repressive, so conformist, that a young artist feels compelled to crush her own dreams? Dreams, nay, it's your very SPIRIT that you're repressing! Be warned, Mikkeneko! If you start repressing your own source of inspiration -- then what's next? Before you know it, you'll become a hollow shell, gray and lifeless as --
Mikkeneko: [beans Spoil over the head with a two-by-four] You're also melodramatic.
Distance: ...Alternate-Universe prima donnas...
Mikkeneko: So. Your vote, ladies and gentlemen. Which of these lovely stories should I attend to next?
Junk: Me!
Spoil: Me!
Tenku: Me!
Ashes: Me!
Junk: Imagine it, Mikkeneko -- sap, fluff... dare I even suggest it, *lemon...*
Spoil: But people are requesting me!
Tenku: No fair! You started me first!
Ashes: Life sucks, Mikke. Admit it. Write me.
Mikkeneko: Feedback, please! It keeps the old stories happy --
Break/Torn/Share/Straight: YEAH!
Mikkeneko: -- and it gives ME the energy to write the new ones, without having them get so bored wandering around inside my head that they start eating large pieces off my brain that I need for, say, video games. So. More feedback = Happy Mikkeneko = More Stories. Let them wander around in YOUR head for a while.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:31 am (UTC)[Mikkeneko sits at her computer desk, defiantly keeping her eyes on the screen as the annoying pests queue up to bother her.]
Trust Me: Come on, Mikke, it's a fanfic rite of passage. So you're a lemon writer! Congragulations!
Destination: But you don't even *have* lemon in you...
Trust Me: True, but two have gone before me! She has to complete the trilogy! It's gnostic balance!
Before I Wake: AHEM. I think that if we're talking about completing trilogies here, I believe that *I* have prior claim?
Trust Me: *scoff* Aw, who wants to read you anyway? You've got self-inserts and obscure mystical random knowledge. Nobody wants to read about Heero traversing the thirty-friggin-second path!
Before I Wake: But I also have angst, bishie-torture and snuggling. [smug] *And* I have angel wings.
Trust Me: ...
Destination: ...He's got a point. Okay, maybe she should work on you. I get the feeling I'll be relegated to the bottom of the pile as usual. *sigh*
Spoil of War: [smug grin] I'm everybody's favorite.
Mikkeneko: Not mine!
All: Hey! You aren't supposed to be listening!
Mikkeneko: Whoops, sorry. *goes back to computer*
On Desperate Ground: Everyone's favorite? Hah! How can that be, when you lack the quintessantial main character?
Before I Wake: You mean everybody loves Wufei.
On Desperate Ground: Of course! And since I am focused solely on Wufei...
Trust Me: [sniggers] Oh, man, you don't have a chance! Since when has Mikke written *anything* that doesn't have Duo in it?
Destination: Uh... never...
On Desperate Ground: Damn you!
Honey: [smiles evilly and says nothing]
Destination: [eyes Honey warily] You know, there's something about that guy I just don't like.
Spoil of War: Oh, hey, maybe it's the *gratuitous rape scenes and baseless character bastardization* that are the very definition of a bad fic?
Trust Me: [snorts] Oh, look who's talking about rape scenes.
Spoil of War: [offended] They aren't gratuitous!
Trust Me: Suuuuure.
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:31 am (UTC)[Mikkeneko sits at her computer desk, defiantly keeping her eyes on the screen as the annoying pests queue up to bother her.]
Trust Me: Come on, Mikke, it's a fanfic rite of passage. So you're a lemon writer! Congragulations!
Destination: But you don't even *have* lemon in you...
Trust Me: True, but two have gone before me! She has to complete the trilogy! It's gnostic balance!
Before I Wake: AHEM. I think that if we're talking about completing trilogies here, I believe that *I* have prior claim?
Trust Me: *scoff* Aw, who wants to read you anyway? You've got self-inserts and obscure mystical random knowledge. Nobody wants to read about Heero traversing the thirty-friggin-second path!
Before I Wake: But I also have angst, bishie-torture and snuggling. [smug] *And* I have angel wings.
Trust Me: ...
Destination: ...He's got a point. Okay, maybe she should work on you. I get the feeling I'll be relegated to the bottom of the pile as usual. *sigh*
Spoil of War: [smug grin] I'm everybody's favorite.
Mikkeneko: Not mine!
All: Hey! You aren't supposed to be listening!
Mikkeneko: Whoops, sorry. *goes back to computer*
On Desperate Ground: Everyone's favorite? Hah! How can that be, when you lack the quintessantial main character?
Before I Wake: You mean everybody loves Wufei.
On Desperate Ground: Of course! And since I am focused solely on Wufei...
Trust Me: [sniggers] Oh, man, you don't have a chance! Since when has Mikke written *anything* that doesn't have Duo in it?
Destination: Uh... never...
On Desperate Ground: Damn you!
Honey: [smiles evilly and says nothing]
Destination: [eyes Honey warily] You know, there's something about that guy I just don't like.
Spoil of War: Oh, hey, maybe it's the *gratuitous rape scenes and baseless character bastardization* that are the very definition of a bad fic?
Trust Me: [snorts] Oh, look who's talking about rape scenes.
Spoil of War: [offended] They aren't gratuitous!
Trust Me: Suuuuure.