Goodbye LJ...

[windandwater]

This is just to make it official for those who don't know, but I'm leaving LJ completely. For the rest of this week at least. Tomorrow is the Bar Exam and it runs for three days, so don't expect to see me about at all until Thursday night. Or even until the weekend since I plan on spending Thursday after the Bar drunk and crying. No online time for me at all. *whines* It will be hard, but I know I can do it.

So, because I'm a total h0r like that, I am declaring this to be a spam post. Go ahead. Run wild! Give me fics, give me links, give me pics, just babble to your heart's content and rape my inbox so I have something to see when I finally DO come back to the wonderful world of LJ. I don't even care if you write me a drabble and post it one word at a time. XD;

Though, I've tried to make a spam post before and it failed a bit miserably, so I don't have very high expectations this time around. Feel free to prove me wrong though!

♥

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Re: Torn omake

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Pt. 3

Quatre: Trowa, this is beginning to psyche me out... ::shivers::

Mikkeneko: It's supposed to.

Trowa: ... [moves next to Quatre, who starts cuddling.]

Wufei: Will you two get a room!

Mikkeneko: No no, they're fine right there. [pulls up a chair, cooks popcorn and gets herself a coke.]

Duo: Voyeur.

Mikkeneko: Hey! Still dead over there!

Duo: [sulks]

Heero: He's Shinigami. And I don't plan to let a little thing like death stop me...

Duo: Awww, Hee-chan... [snuggles up to him]

Wufei: Not you two TOO...!

Mikkeneko: Go Duo!

Wufei: Injustice! Everybody's snuggling but us!

Mikkeneko: Well, you know --

Wufei: Don't even THINK IT! Ick!

Mikkeneko: ...

Quatre: Wufei, you're upsetting the author. Bad move.

Mikkeneko: You... will... all... SUFFER!

Duo: Ack! Good going, Wu-man!

Wufei: Don't call me that!

Duo: Calm down, Mikke... c'mon, it's okay, Wufei's just a tightass... hey! Stop that! Uh-oh...

Mikkeneko: [typetypetypetypetypetypetype]

Re: Torn omake

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Pt. 4

Mikkeneko: Whew! I finally got that over with!

Lockheed: Mikkeneko, omae o korosu.

Heero: Hold on, Lockheed, you can't do that!

Mikkeneko: Yeah! You can't do that!

Lockheed: And why not, pray tell?

Heero: Cause I'm gonna kill her first!

Duo: Ack! Hee-chan, enough with the death threats on the author! What do you think got us INTO this mess in the first place?

Mikkeneko: Yeah! Listen to Duo! He's brighter than you.

Heero: Yeah, well, if you like him so much, how come you always torture him?

Mikkeneko: Fine, fine, have it your way. I'll lay off Duo for now.

Duo: THANK YOU, GOD.

Mikkeneko: I'll torture Heero for a while instead.

Heero: You don't scare me.

Mikkeneko: Then obviously I'm not trying hard enough. [mad cackle]

Duo: noooooo...

Lockheed: Mikkeneko, omae REALLY o korosu!

Heero: ...!

Re: Torn omake

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Pt. 5

Wufei: Onna! You have bastardized me!

Mikkeneko: Yeah, well, you're a bastard sometimes.

Wufei: Not THIS much of a bastard! Wang ba tan!

Mikkeneko: DON'T start with that. It was your little 'ick' that earned you this part, remember?

Wufei: [groans]

Mikkeneko: If it helps at all, I don't really believe you really believe what you said. It's just the guilt talking.

Wufei: Oh I feel so much better.

Duo: And you're not even DEAD, so I don't see what you're complaining about.

Mikkeneko: See? Duo's got it much worse off than you, and he's not swearing at me in Chinese.

Duo: SEE? Even SHE agrees my life sucks!

Wufei: He doesn't SPEAK Chinese. It would have to be English or Japanese.

Trowa: Quatre... you protected me...

Quatre: I had to!

[They stare into each other's eyes for a while. Mikkeneko sniffles uncontrollably at the sheer sweet kawaiiness of it all.]

Heero: ...I wasn't in this part! Except for just a little bit at the very end...

Duo: Lucky.

Re: Torn omake

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Pt. 5

Wufei: Onna! You have bastardized me!

Mikkeneko: Yeah, well, you're a bastard sometimes.

Wufei: Not THIS much of a bastard! Wang ba tan!

Mikkeneko: DON'T start with that. It was your little 'ick' that earned you this part, remember?

Wufei: [groans]

Mikkeneko: If it helps at all, I don't really believe you really believe what you said. It's just the guilt talking.

Wufei: Oh I feel so much better.

Duo: And you're not even DEAD, so I don't see what you're complaining about.

Mikkeneko: See? Duo's got it much worse off than you, and he's not swearing at me in Chinese.

Duo: SEE? Even SHE agrees my life sucks!

Wufei: He doesn't SPEAK Chinese. It would have to be English or Japanese.

Trowa: Quatre... you protected me...

Quatre: I had to!

[They stare into each other's eyes for a while. Mikkeneko sniffles uncontrollably at the sheer sweet kawaiiness of it all.]

Heero: ...I wasn't in this part! Except for just a little bit at the very end...

Duo: Lucky.

Re: Torn omake

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Side Story:

Quatre: Mikkeneko, you are one sick puppy.

Mikkeneko: Don't you know it!

Duo: ...

Heero: [turns his back on Duo] Hn.

Duo: Yeah, well, whatever, Yuy.

Mikkeneko: What? Are you guys fighting?

Heero: No.

Duo: Of course not.

Heero: Just because he smashed my laptop and sliced my wrist open...

Duo: ...and just because he knowingly abandoned me to torture and death...

Heero: ...and even if we're now doing our level best to destroy each other...

Duo: ...why would we be fighting?

Mikkeneko: No! You can't!

Heero: And we're not. I'm not upset.

Duo: Of course you're not. You haven't got feelings at all!

Heero: No. I've actually got a mind; can't say I've ever seen that you had one.

Mikkeneko: oh, no...

Quatre: I'm sorry, Mikke, but you brought it on yourself.

Mikkeneko: No! I can fix this! [runs to her computer and begins to type]

[Duo catches Quatre's eye and gives him a thumbs-up. Heero exhibits a tiny smirk.]

Re: Torn omake

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Pt. 6:

Duo: Heero, help!

Heero: Me help? I'm as bad off as you are!

Duo: Fine -- Quatre! Trowa! Help!

Quatre: What can you imagine WE can do?

Duo: I don't know, but she obviously likes you more than she likes me, or why else would she give you all the sap scenes and ME all the eternal torment...

Mikkeneko: I don't like them better!

Duo: Yes you do!

Mikkeneko: You're right, I do.

Duo: You do so -- you do? [trembles and looks pitiful] You... you...

Mikkeneko: Kidding!

Duo: You're EVIL!

Mikkeneko: Look, Duo, one more part and it'll all be over.

Duo: Promise?

Mikkeneko: Promise. One way or another.

Duo: Great...

Re: Torn omake

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Part 7:

Duo: Damn you! You changed the end!

Mikkeneko: Come on, Duo, you have to admit the original ending was cheap...

Duo: Cheap? It was HAPPY! So of COURSE you had to change it. You just can't stand to give me a break.

Mikkeneko: I did, too -- very first thing -- twenty-seven pages long...

Duo: Why, you -- that WASN'T what I MEANT!

Mikkeneko: ...you're really upset, aren't you?

Duo: Yes! In the original ending, yeah, I stayed dead, but at least I got to stay with Heero. And you CHANGED it!

Mikkeneko: You know, Duo, there's still an epilogue to go...

Duo: So?

Mikkeneko: Well, have you ever read C. S. Friedman's "Coldfire Trilogy?" Remember how "Crown of Shadows" ends?

Duo: What are you trying to say, Mikke?

Mikkeneko: That just because Quatre says it, doesn't mean it's true...

Quatre: Well, excuse me for not being omniscient!

Mikkeneko: Hey, it's my job, not yours.

Duo: Quatre, does this mean what I think it means?

Quatre: Um, what are you talking about?

Mikkeneko [smirking]: I'm not telling...

Heero: Don't bother getting your hopes up, Duo. She's just playing with you.

Mikkeneko: Heero! Come on! Can't you have a little faith in me?

1/2/3/4/5: NO!

Re: Torn omake

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Epilogue:

Trowa: Wufei, am I hallucinating, or...

Wufei: If you're hallucinating, Barton, I am too. That ending was almost...

Trowa: ...Happy! I know.

Quatre: [crying] That was so... so... beautiful!

Mikkeneko: [sniffling a little herself] You really think so?

Quatre: Yes! After all that pain, and darkness, and you end it like this... it's just... amazing!

Mikkeneko: Did you guys like it?

Quatre: YES!

Trowa: As did I.

Wufei: ...I would say that justice has been done.

Mikkeneko: Thanks so much, you guys... what about Duo and Heero? What'd you think? ...Duo? ...Heero...?

Quatre: That's funny, I don't see -- Oh.

Trowa: What's that, Quatre?

[Quatre points.]

Quatre: I don't think they're in the mood to talk right now.

Mikkeneko: Where -- oh! I see. [blushes] I won't bother them, then.

Trowa: Well, I'd say they were happy with the way things turned out. Wouldn't you, Wufei?

Wufei: Don't they need to, you know, breathe occasionally?

Lockheed: Actually, I suppose Duo doesn't need to, any more...

Trowa: Now that's what I'd call looking for the silver lining...

Lockheed: I do my best.