Naughty Fluffy Bunny

moffit caught me late last night when I was tired and weak and encouraged the plotbunnies again. Obviously, this is not my fault. It's all hers. I think she also snatched away my actual smut-writing quota for the next couple of months, too. Hahahaha...

._____.;;

( nothing to see here go away )

I shouldn't be surprised that this exists, and yet, I am. I'm still cringing and crossing my legs just LOOKING at that thing. Ow ow ow! And the best part (sorta)? There's one that's bigger.

D:

Thor has nothing on these things.


... oh, and the links are very much NOT WORK SAFE. They lead to pictures of extremely huge sex toys on a page where such things can be bought.

With the reviews.

The reviews are like pr0n. Bad pr0n. Bow chika wow wow.

There are things I wanna babble about but I also don't because I sorta feel sometimes like I babble too much and it just makes me sound stupid and/or boring and/or geeky. It's a terrible positon to be in. Do I babble too much? I know I post alot, but is it just annoying? I can start LJ-cutting stuff, I guess. But then another part of me says this is MY LJ dammit and I should be allowed to babble uncut as much as I want.

._____.;;

Maybe I'll read fics. Or go to bed early.

It is after midnight and the temperature is 81 degrees. The high tomorrow here will be 89 degrees.

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards at Coachella this weekend. XD;; They're going to die of the heat out there, even if the music is good.

AOI-CHAN IT'S $35 EACH NIGHT. THE FIRST IS 'LIGHT' NIGHT AND THE SECOND IS 'DARK' NIGHT. MIYAVI POSTED ABOUT IT IN HIS BLOG. I READ ABOUT IT HERE. OMG I SHOULD NOT BE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THIS.


... Aoi-chan knows what I'm talking about. ^^;; I'll be more coherent and spam it up tomorrow since I have plenty to say.

Now. Bed.

I HATE YOU ASUKA. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE A SLEEP STEALING CAPSLOCKING ENABLING MANGA TEMPTING H0R AND I HATE YOU.

T____T!!

upload faster plz


EDIT...

I retract my previous statement. >_>;;

ilu asuka ♥ ♥ ♥

i just leveled up on trickster from 26 to 29. x.x my tm level is like... 34 because of the sexy choco-monster quest. i wanna hit the choco-quest for 30+ soooo bad for that sexy sexy tm experience.

my hand. it is a claw. too much point and click.

will beat popos into submission tomorrow, since going to ghost blue only gets me killed because they put the lvl. 40 choco-monster in the field where i want to train.

but my dragon boy. he is teh sexy. :3

Trickster Online is cute and strangely addicting. Even if I'm not quite sure what I'm doing, as I have rarely played games like this before.

My Dragon boy is level 8, and I started playing tonight. I'm halfway to level 9. I really wish I knew what I was doing, but I did manage to finish one quest.

... PET YOU ARE STILL DEAD TO ME.

Bed now.

breakfast & friends went well, i think. even if we killed the dvd player. and the chocolate fondue fountain. and the punch fountain. still good and much food was eaten. show was good too. and now, i think i need a nap.

BAD INTENTIONS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

... the wolf is watching me.

Because of Asuka, I can no longer view the word 'fluff' seriously. Not that 'fluff' was ever a very serious word in the first place, since it's fluff, and fluffy, and encompasses all manner of things fluffified. But now, alas, Asuka... she has corrupted the beauty and simplicity and utter fluffiness of 'fluff' for me.

I guess now I have to abuse 'cute' and 'woobie' and 'waff'.

Damn you, Asuka. Damn you.

*fluffs*

This is the fucking funniest thing ever. I knew about the "ninja in the night" thing, but I didn't see this Naruto parody of it. Totally worth it to see Sasuke singing... and sharing a duet with Naruto. ♥

And then I surfed the site more and found this little gem dedicated to the men of Konoha. Ahahahaha~!

For something more serious, this is a FUCKING AWESOME AMV. Seriously. I watched it more than once. I loved Naruto going Kyuubi and it looks like there more of a backstory in it. From the video, it looks like Naruto, Sasuke and Haku are a team/friends... and Haku goes bad. It's FUCKING AWESOME. I can't repeat that enough. And keep watching until the end! The video looks like it ends twice, but goes actually goes on. Very great, well-timed, good music, and the beginning is... wow.

Then, of course, The Obligatory Austin Powers Spoof. *gigglesnarf* I nearly choked because I'm trying not to laugh out loud and wake my mom. XD! Neji has the most inappropriate line EVER. It's HILARIOUS.

The 12th Naruto ED proves that the animators have LOST THEIR FREAKING MINDS. Oh, and they're furries, too. [Insert Yiffing joke here.]

AND OMG. Little Tortilla Boy! The Naruto version! XDDDD! I love that standup act. Damn, the icon I have isn't up. ♥ Oh, Sasuke... we love you, even if you have a bad accent.

That's it for the pimping. For now. *^^*


EDIT...

Wait. I lied. One more. Have a Lord of the Rings parody trailer. It's actually pretty good. Just ignore the subtitles at the bottom. Neji is Legolas. *giggles* ♥


EDIT IS LATE AND IS TIRED...

FUCKING. COOL. The techniques of five of the boys; Sasuke, Neji, Lee, Gaara, and Naruto. With techno music. Hee~!