OMG WHAT

[windandwater]

One of the neighbors had a party which is apparently breaking up just now. Or people are leaving. Loud people, which is why I went to my window to look and make sure no one was dying or something when I heard that screech. No, it's two guys, both stumbling as they walk. Yup, they both drank. One guy says he'll drive. I'm about to go back to my late night internet surfing before bed, when I witness (and hear) this conversation):

Guy1: I'm gonna just piss on the grass. *puts hands to fly and stumbles to our fence, but thankfully the neighbor's side of the front lawn*
Guy2: No, do it on the car.
Guy1: *turns around and takes the few steps to said car*
Girl: *stumbles up and says something I can't hear*
Guy1: *wavers between the lawn and car and finally goes for the car*
Girl&Guy2: *watch and get in their car which is parked behind pissed-on-car*
Me: *thinks very loudly because parents are asleep* WTF THIS IS NOT HAPPENING EW EW EW.

*SHUDDERS*

I did not... watch the deed. *gag* I was rather horrified and quickly backed away from my window. Ew ew ew ew ew.

I'm going to bed now. And hopefully I will not dream of pee.

Comments

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

Yikes. I hope they made it home safely without hurting anyone else on the way!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I hope so too. >_>;; Even if they're car pee-ers.

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

.... ewewewew. I don't want you to dream of pee either. I mean, really! Couldn't they have used a toilet before they had left? *shudders*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I guess it must've been pretty busy and crowded or something. x.x Still gross though.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

For the record, if you wait until juuuuust the right moment, and shout something along the lines of 'Why don't you piss on your own damn car!?' from off in the dark where the pissee does not know anybody is... they kinda can't stop. But they will flail. And if you're really lucky, the 'buddy' will get annointed. ^_____^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Well, they weren't standing next to each other. But I will note that for future reference. ^^