Okay, I'll bite...

[windandwater]

Totally stolen from cock_my_gun or at least, his mun, who is still a pervy pedophile who wants to get in Bikky's pants. (Hi, Dee~! ♥ Hi!)


If my LJ were a fandom:

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?


... I'm almost afraid of the answers.

Comments

[caffeinic.livejournal.com]

I. What. No.

NO.

NO.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yes.

So very much.

YES.

[caffeinic.livejournal.com]

NO BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH.

I DO NOT WANT IN BIKKY'S PANTS. I WANT IN RYO'S PANTS.

[askerian]

a. The seme/uke shippers would ship Sera/Pet for their love is so cute and fuzzy-manacled. The rivalshippers would ship Asuka/Sera. (ZOMG ITS ASUSERA NOT SERASUKA)
b. Me. >D
c. She can top TEN tentacle monsters and make them cute and cuddly, and a look from her makes every male in range drop their pants and join the perma-orgy. u.u
d. I'm sure I could make a Kisame joke here, but I'll abstain.
e. The mysterious Sera, a successful lawyer by day and a professional Domme by night, elucidates a series of murders in the BDSM tentaclesex community. By having sex. (Like Anita Blake, but sexier. u.u)
f. A long gen multipart of boring garden-variety angst.
g. Mikke would probably manage to sneak her way to the throne. u.u
h. Well, there's a lot of overlap. u.u

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... I still think Serasuka sounds better.

:P

[guma-kawauso.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute.... did you ever attend Anime Central with a "Q-chan?"

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Nope. I've only ever been to AX and YCon. Well, and ComicCon.

[guma-kawauso.livejournal.com]

Ah... then I guess I thought you were someone else I met at a con in Chicago.... *shrug* You're still really interesting to read though. :-)

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

No problem. ^^;; And eh, I wouldn't say I'm interesting. Just bored alot of the time. And weird.

[guma-kawauso.livejournal.com]

Weird is a relative term. Now when you have an Encyclopedia Dramatica article.. you can REALLY be wierd... Oh.. but er.. I just happen to have one of those here... http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Guma

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[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

Hee!

a. Who would people ship me with?
Hm. Offhand... probably Mik. ^_~

b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
... *stifles first name to come to mind*

Your ovaries. *nods*

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
Hoshit... I mean, Mary Sues in otherwise normal fics still tend to be a little... disturbing, somehow. I think I'm going to have to plead the fifth on this one. o_O;

d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
Jump the...? Um, I will take you surfing (quiet, it can be an OOC fic) and when it strikes, you will jump.

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
"As the lauded 'Anime Attourney,' Windandwater has successfully defended the most beautiful men (and boys) ever drawn..."

f. What would a typical badfic involve?
I'll say... bunnies singing karaoke. Maybe they'll be on stairmasters.

g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
Asuka, I'm sure... she could draw you as a bunny. ^^ Mik, too, I'd imagine. At the very least. XD

h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?
... Because wankers are universal, why else?