Naughty Fluffy Bunny

*pets* That counts! You are pervy in soul, if not in body. Or something like that. I can't think anymore because it's late and I'm reading a teacher/student shouta fic.

<3

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Wait... didn't you draw Sera's icon picture? That would count in the whole scale of things! *grin*

(And I don't have anything near a pervy icon.)

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She might have drawn the picture, but I'M the one who wrote the FIC.

(You can still TRY to find a pervy icon. I have a stockpile of tentacle ones).

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ponderosa121.livejournal.com

Well, sure, but besides what she said that's only one little zombie pic in a veritable sea of romantic sappyness. ...well, not counting my HP and FMA galleries which are noticibly more pervy.

I bow before her greatness.

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*preens and pets you gently*

I will always remember you, even on my Throne of Total Moral Turpitude.

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How much sap washes your hands clean of zombie sex?

And I think we all will be bowing before her greatness!

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windsorblue.livejournal.com

*still feels so painfully vanilla*

*chokes*

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After what me, her, and KR-kouhai talked about, she IS painfully vanilla. :P

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windsorblue.livejournal.com

...jeez-us, if she's vanilla, then I'm freakin' virginal.

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*pets consolingly*

Not everyone can have aphrodisiac semen. It's a special, rare thing.

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ponderosa121.livejournal.com

The bloodplay, snuff, shota, alchemy kink and vaporub is nothing.

There's a severe lack of aprodisiac semen and all sorts of other things!

*hand to forehead*

Woe.

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It's ALL about the aphrodisiac semen. Seriously. That's all sorts of wrong that I can't even begin to describe.

... or I COULD but I'm in class right now and don't want anyone to be looking over my shoulder.

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What does a person have to eat to get aphrodisiac semen? >_>

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If it looks like a hot dog, but smells like a salty-dog ... you're coming mighty close! *snicker*

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Nono, I meant to produce it. XP

>_>; And damn, now I know why a few of Minekura's Saiyuki art books are called Salty Dog.

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I'm not quite sure. Duo had it because he was an megalomaniac demonic panther and he wanted to force Heero into being his mindless love shouta love slave because of his magical powers.

And have kittens. Heero had a litter of kittens.

Duo: *hipthrust*

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Mmm, sounds promising! ^_________^
Will they eventually move to Japan because there nobody is going to find it suspicious how much fish they feed their kittens?

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windsorblue.livejournal.com

...aphrodisiac semen, you say? ^^;;

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*points to above comment to Iniq*

Better than rohypnol!

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*^_________^*
Yay for amazing pervitudeness. <3

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At least you recognize the overwhelming force of my pervitude.

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*snerk* How could I possibly not recognize that... strikingly overwhelming, wonderfully forceful, and incredibly fierce power of pervitude? =p

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But after your Never Ending Story drabble series, you're coming mighty close! That was shouta, bestiality and necrophilia with bloodplay all at once. Man... then with the ML you've been putting out. I haven't read the Naruto stuff, but can only imagine. *grin*

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Shhhhhhh! Don't tell! O.O; *quickly switches halo on*
*paranoid nervous looks* That was close.

And the Naruto stuff is a Chibi fic! O.O Don't call it dirty! XD *snickers*
It's about Tsunade et al trying to save Sasuke's soul - they do <
something to make him a chibi, so Naruto can show him how to enjoy life, etc, so he doesn't end up the way he is when he wants to go off to Orochimaru's place.
>_> Yes, the things I do because I want to read chibi Sasuke. (it's kinda real sad and pathetic though, so don't read it XD I can't write plot anymore... and it has Uchihacest, because someone made me. XP)

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... I think you need new batteries for the halo.

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*switch switch switch*
Damnit.

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*blink*

Did someone attempt to challenge you on your throne?

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KR-kouhai has been attempting to de-throne me ever since she wrote that 6xR. But I have a Rx6 in the works, too... and it's WORSE (or better, depending on how you look at things). Plus, I have shouta necrophiliac beastiality and autoerotic asphyxiation under my belt, among other things.

>_>;;

Maybe I shouldn't sound so proud of my perversions.

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Was that her - Dirt is your lover now - fic? Cause, yeah, I think you've outperv'd that. But, I'm sure she has something else up her sleeve, you can almost see its tenticles.

*shakes head* shouta necrophiliac beastiality AND autoertotic asphyxiation ...all in the same fic? Wow.. amazing.

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She tried to outperv me last night with a chat she did with Trowacko, and that's when I had to bring out the BIG guns (i.e.: aphrodisiac semen).

And they weren't in the same fic! It's two different fics!

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... but you haven't finished the autoerotic asphyxiation fic yet, have you? =_=

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*flails* I'm working on it! Now that everyone knows about it I feel a little performance anxiety over it. =___=;;; What if it's not as pervy as everyone expects? What if Duo starts shooting blanks?!

*wails*

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