Public Service Announcement

[windandwater]

I would like to take this opportunity to once again declare my amazing pervitude to the masses. Thank you.

... don't fuck with a Jedi Master. Especially one who knows where she wants to stick that lightsaber.

^_~*

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

KR-kouhai has been attempting to de-throne me ever since she wrote that 6xR. But I have a Rx6 in the works, too... and it's WORSE (or better, depending on how you look at things). Plus, I have shouta necrophiliac beastiality and autoerotic asphyxiation under my belt, among other things.

>_>;;

Maybe I shouldn't sound so proud of my perversions.

[merith.livejournal.com]

Was that her - Dirt is your lover now - fic? Cause, yeah, I think you've outperv'd that. But, I'm sure she has something else up her sleeve, you can almost see its tenticles.

*shakes head* shouta necrophiliac beastiality AND autoertotic asphyxiation ...all in the same fic? Wow.. amazing.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

She tried to outperv me last night with a chat she did with Trowacko, and that's when I had to bring out the BIG guns (i.e.: aphrodisiac semen).

And they weren't in the same fic! It's two different fics!

[iniq.livejournal.com]

... but you haven't finished the autoerotic asphyxiation fic yet, have you? =_=

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*flails* I'm working on it! Now that everyone knows about it I feel a little performance anxiety over it. =___=;;; What if it's not as pervy as everyone expects? What if Duo starts shooting blanks?!

*wails*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

T_T
Nooooooo, don't be afraid! *pets Duo*

And Duo shooting blanks would be fun, then he'd have to come back to the asphyxiation, because duh... Duo's obviously not going to satisfy him. XD