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I would like to take this opportunity to once again declare my amazing pervitude to the masses. Thank you.

... don't fuck with a Jedi Master. Especially one who knows where she wants to stick that lightsaber.

^_~*

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Date: 2005-03-28 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
*still feels so painfully vanilla*

*chokes*

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Date: 2005-03-28 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
After what me, her, and KR-kouhai talked about, she IS painfully vanilla. :P

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Date: 2005-03-28 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
...jeez-us, if she's vanilla, then I'm freakin' virginal.

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Date: 2005-03-28 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
*pets consolingly*

Not everyone can have aphrodisiac semen. It's a special, rare thing.

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Date: 2005-03-28 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ponderosa121.livejournal.com
The bloodplay, snuff, shota, alchemy kink and vaporub is nothing.

There's a severe lack of aprodisiac semen and all sorts of other things!

*hand to forehead*

Woe.

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Date: 2005-03-28 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
It's ALL about the aphrodisiac semen. Seriously. That's all sorts of wrong that I can't even begin to describe.

... or I COULD but I'm in class right now and don't want anyone to be looking over my shoulder.

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Date: 2005-03-28 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iniq.livejournal.com
What does a person have to eat to get aphrodisiac semen? >_>

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Date: 2005-03-28 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merith.livejournal.com
If it looks like a hot dog, but smells like a salty-dog ... you're coming mighty close! *snicker*

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Date: 2005-03-29 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iniq.livejournal.com
Nono, I meant to produce it. XP



>_>; And damn, now I know why a few of Minekura's Saiyuki art books are called Salty Dog.

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Date: 2005-03-28 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
I'm not quite sure. Duo had it because he was an megalomaniac demonic panther and he wanted to force Heero into being his mindless love shouta love slave because of his magical powers.

And have kittens. Heero had a litter of kittens.

Duo: *hipthrust*

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Date: 2005-03-29 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iniq.livejournal.com
Mmm, sounds promising! ^_________^
Will they eventually move to Japan because there nobody is going to find it suspicious how much fish they feed their kittens?

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Date: 2005-03-28 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
...aphrodisiac semen, you say? ^^;;

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Date: 2005-03-28 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
*points to above comment to Iniq*

Better than rohypnol!

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