Public Service Announcement

[windandwater]

I would like to take this opportunity to once again declare my amazing pervitude to the masses. Thank you.

... don't fuck with a Jedi Master. Especially one who knows where she wants to stick that lightsaber.

^_~*

Comments

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

*still feels so painfully vanilla*

I don't even have a really pervy icon.

*weeps*

I guess I'm going to have to draw something really kinky to make up for it all.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*pets* That counts! You are pervy in soul, if not in body. Or something like that. I can't think anymore because it's late and I'm reading a teacher/student shouta fic.

<3

[merith.livejournal.com]

Wait... didn't you draw Sera's icon picture? That would count in the whole scale of things! *grin*



(And I don't have anything near a pervy icon.)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

She might have drawn the picture, but I'M the one who wrote the FIC.

(You can still TRY to find a pervy icon. I have a stockpile of tentacle ones).

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

Well, sure, but besides what she said that's only one little zombie pic in a veritable sea of romantic sappyness. ...well, not counting my HP and FMA galleries which are noticibly more pervy.

I bow before her greatness.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*preens and pets you gently*

I will always remember you, even on my Throne of Total Moral Turpitude.

[merith.livejournal.com]

How much sap washes your hands clean of zombie sex?

And I think we all will be bowing before her greatness!

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*still feels so painfully vanilla*

*chokes*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

After what me, her, and KR-kouhai talked about, she IS painfully vanilla. :P

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

...jeez-us, if she's vanilla, then I'm freakin' virginal.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*pets consolingly*

Not everyone can have aphrodisiac semen. It's a special, rare thing.

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

The bloodplay, snuff, shota, alchemy kink and vaporub is nothing.

There's a severe lack of aprodisiac semen and all sorts of other things!

*hand to forehead*

Woe.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It's ALL about the aphrodisiac semen. Seriously. That's all sorts of wrong that I can't even begin to describe.

... or I COULD but I'm in class right now and don't want anyone to be looking over my shoulder.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

What does a person have to eat to get aphrodisiac semen? >_>

[merith.livejournal.com]

If it looks like a hot dog, but smells like a salty-dog ... you're coming mighty close! *snicker*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Nono, I meant to produce it. XP



>_>; And damn, now I know why a few of Minekura's Saiyuki art books are called Salty Dog.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure. Duo had it because he was an megalomaniac demonic panther and he wanted to force Heero into being his mindless love shouta love slave because of his magical powers.

And have kittens. Heero had a litter of kittens.

Duo: *hipthrust*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Mmm, sounds promising! ^_________^
Will they eventually move to Japan because there nobody is going to find it suspicious how much fish they feed their kittens?

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

...aphrodisiac semen, you say? ^^;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*points to above comment to Iniq*

Better than rohypnol!