windandwater: (random by linbot)
Self,

Stop hauling around loads of concrete and hollow blocks that weigh as much as you do. It is stupid and you are not a very fit person and also THEY WEIGH AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

50 lbs. bag of concrete x 2 = 100 lbs. = AS MUCH AS YOU

Even I can do that math.

Now go lie down.

Boom shaka,

Me

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... I'm laying down now. Really. But it's funny; I think I strained something in my back from lugging around the concrete and hollow blocks yesterday (or maybe I am just THAT weak), but I had to do it again today because my mom bought another load this afternoon after work. We're building a wall. Or, my dad and uncles are and my mom and I are moving the supplies in place. But today, my back really started to hurt afterwards, so I put an Icy Hot patch on my back. It's nice. Or it was, at first.

See, it started out cold -- "icy to numb the pain" -- and that's not so bad on a hot day, so I laid on my stomach on my bed in front of Shukaku and started LJing. Specifically, returning comments on that post I made on the Bunny That Shall Not Be Named and the temptations of Christ, etc.

Then, suddenly, in the midst of blasphemy, this BURNING HOT SENSATION SHOOTS DOWN MY BACK.

"Hot to soothe it away."

... >_>;;

It's still hot on my back.

I'm afraid.

._________.;;
windandwater: (This is what it is all about)
Matthew 4
The Temptation of Jesus


1 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread."

4 Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'"

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 "If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written:
" 'He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'"

7 Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 "All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me."

10 Jesus said to him, "Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.'"

11 Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.



... >_>;;

*quietly pats out fire on clothes*

*flails*

Jun. 6th, 2006 04:08 pm
windandwater: (Neji -- Fear No Evil)
I am a terrible and wicked bunny.

I know what day it is, and I got hit with a plotbunny like whoa, which I totally blame The Histroy Channel for, since they're running shows on the devil and Hell and all that today. *whimpers* I shouldn't write this fic. I could, quite literally, be sent to Hell for it. And it might upset people, and I hate upsetting people, and I've already had one flamer in my LJ who was anon and it wasn't pretty at all. I mean, and I bet it's not even an original idea and other people have probably written something like this, and so I shouldn't even bother, right? Right.

... *whines*





Jesus/Satan OTP?

... I'm SO sorry.

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