*flails*

[windandwater]

I am a terrible and wicked bunny.

I know what day it is, and I got hit with a plotbunny like whoa, which I totally blame The Histroy Channel for, since they're running shows on the devil and Hell and all that today. *whimpers* I shouldn't write this fic. I could, quite literally, be sent to Hell for it. And it might upset people, and I hate upsetting people, and I've already had one flamer in my LJ who was anon and it wasn't pretty at all. I mean, and I bet it's not even an original idea and other people have probably written something like this, and so I shouldn't even bother, right? Right.

... *whines*





Jesus/Satan OTP?

... I'm SO sorry.

Comments

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Okay, stick with me, here. Lucifer was God's favorite before that whole nasty falling business, and since the Angels were - along with Humanity - God's creation, then you could say that Lucifer was, for a time, God's favorite child. But then Lucifer became a rebellious teen and ran away to the Underworld, so God was without a favorite child...until He hits upon this brilliant idea of begetting himself a human Son of God, which he then does. Voila - new favorite child, Jesus. So. There's that rather conspicuous New Testament gap between Jesus as pre-rebellious-teen-phase and Jesus as ready-to-settle-down thirtysomething, and we know that at some point in there, there was an incident with Satan nee Lucifer in the desert. An incident in which Satan nee Lucifer (and correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm a heathen and all, so...) tries to convince Jesus to join the dark side. Because, when you get right down to it, they're both the Sons of God, and what with the whole business of one of them being banished to Hell for all eternity and the other having the impending sacrifice upon the cross to look forward to, you could easily make the case that they've both been forsaken by their Father, which would at the very least give them quite a bit to talk about.

Not just Satan/Jesus OTP, but Satan/Jesus incest shota OTP. Sacrilige for the win!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

STOP READING MY MIND.

The bunny totally deals with Satan tempting Jesus three times in the desert. And the untold fourth temptation of Christ. Oh God, I can feel myself burning just for writing that.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

^^;;;

omg - seriously, run with that idea, because omg. I'll kick the bucket before you do since I'm all old and junk - when I get there I'll find us a table with a good view to the floor show and put my purse on your chair until you show up.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

>_>;;

Make sure my room isn't right next to the ice machine.

*whistles*

[moffit.livejournal.com]

bible_slash

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE AN LJ COMM. THERE'S ALWAYS AN LJ COMM.

[merith.livejournal.com]

*meanders in*

*waves*

*drops a carrot or five*

*wanders out*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... you're a foul and evil temptress.

[maxwell-terry.livejournal.com]

O_o i've never thougth that... xD cool so.... when are you going to write it??? just blame it on History Chanel xD

-looks eager-

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

And now I'm spreading the blasphemy and I haven't even written it yet. XD

[maxwell-terry.livejournal.com]

yeah!!!

now i'm thinking about it too... specially after the mention of shota

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD! Well, mine won't have shouta.

[wickedgameff.livejournal.com]

write it! i am eager to read it. it sounds like dirty nasty fun and since i don't believe in hell i am okay with it!

the great thing about being pagan is being able to enjoy bible slash with no guilt.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

D:

Technically, I'm Catholic. Well, a rather bad Catholic. Actually, I prefer to be Deist. Whatever. Stop enabling me! *flails!*

[wickedgameff.livejournal.com]

*dangles carrots*

*whispers*

feed the bunny feed the bunny feed the bunny feed the bunny

*walks off innocently whistling*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS!*

[wickedgameff.livejournal.com]

Come on, you know you wanna.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

.__________.;;

My handbasket icon has never been more appropriate.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

I WANNA SEE IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Dude - you see The Passion of The Christ? Serious J/S subtext - I'm just sayin'...

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... you all want me to suffer in eternal damnation. T___T

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[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Nononono, see, you're looking at this all wrong. Do you know what truly separates humans from animals? (Besides opposable thumbs, because, honestly, without the opposable thumbs we'd be in deep evolutionary doo-doo.) It's the spark of creativity. Humans are the only creatures on Earth - i.e., God's creatures - who create just for the sheer joy of creating. In fact, it is this creative impulse - this precious, precious spark - that brings us as humans that much closer to the aspects of the Divine within ourselves. You look at this plotbunny as if it is borne of evil. I put it to you that it is, instead, a gift from on high - yea, that in this dark and troubled time in your nation's history; in this time when so many are using the name of God to promote hatred, bigotry and intolerance; you are being called upon by your Creator to help put things to right. You have been annointed as a messenger of God - no, a soldier of God - to spread His word of tolerance, open-mindedness, and love for one's brother. This bunny is not an evil bunny. It is the Gospel According to Sera. And it is good.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*spontaneously catches fire*

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[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

...well. That wasn't supposed to happen.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*just burning here lol*

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[aurorn.livejournal.com]

You kick so much ass.

That is all.

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*on fire whut*
*sizzle*

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[aurorn.livejournal.com]

*breaks out some marshmellows and roasting stick and hums a jaunty tune*

Feed the bunny, it's hungry.

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[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! :D

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[aurorn.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

XD
Hell, even I wrote that. So... c'mon, join the fun!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... you have? Where?

... I mean... BACK YOU INFERNAL HELLION.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Gah, I don't know where the file ended up...
But I had an amazing bunny back when the new Exorcist came out - remember, the prequel to the whole Batty story?
That, plus that Pacino/Reeves movie The Devil's Advocate?
Satan/God or rather, Satan/Jesus is damn erotic and sinfully sexy.
Because you know that "back in the days" good and evil was very close together, thin line and all... and then came the clashing point where love became hate... and hate bexame hatesex. Ooh, yes.
And then came seduction of the innocent and threesomes where Lucifer and Jesus tried to win some innocent for their side... with SEX.
Anyway - the bible is a whole pit of seductive bunnies. Playing around with Good and Evil and the thin line between ~ mmm, so damn tasty.

I saw someone mentioned the LJ community bible slash - that's an excellent comm, really. Very good! I followed that a while.
But, this is leading me to introducing you to the Bible RPG community. XD I wanted to play John so badly... you know, John, the young and beautiful follower? HAH.
(just look at the icon. isn't that love? It's true... Jesuslove.)