ANOTHER WINZ FOR SERA-CHAN

[windandwater]

THIS SO TOTALLY COUNTS AS A WINZ FOR ME.



askerian: *... is not a bnf* ;_;
rayemars: *said nothing!*
askerian: when i vaguely mentioned to sera about my fangirls, she chanted BNF at me for a hour XD;; she's mean
rayemars: *snickerfit*
askerian: she's the real power behind my throne. <.<
rayemars: If I considered you a BNF, I would be forced to stop mentioning that I talked with you as intros to posts. So I don't. *grin*
askerian: i want you to be prepared, for the day she betrays me and steals my kinkdom. >D
askerian: ...............XD whut?
rayemars: When the unnatural amounts of shouta start appearing, I'll take notice.
askerian: PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT YOUR EVIL WAYS.
windandwater: ..................................
windandwater: WHUT
windandwater: SHOUTA
windandwater: SHOUTA?!
askerian: >D
windandwater: WHY WOULD SHOUTA SHOWING UP AUTOMATICALLY POINT TO ME?1
windandwater: ............................. don't answer that
askerian: ... you don't really want me to--ahaha.
windandwater: >:F
askerian: PEOPLE ARE WISE TO YOUR WAYS
windandwater: IT JUST MEANS THEY READ SHOUTA TOO
askerian:
rayemars: *snerk!*
rayemars: If it helps, tell her it was you explaining Saki-chan to me?
askerian: UH HUH SURE
windandwater: .............. but saki-chan isn't shouta
windandwater: she's LOLI
askerian: she's 13
windandwater: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
askerian: ALSO A BOY
windandwater: LOLI
windandwater: YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME SAKI-CHAN IS NOT LOLI
askerian: SHE HAS A DICK
windandwater: PRETTY PRETTY GOTHIC LOLI IS LACE AND RUFFLES, SOFT SILK AGAINST PERFUMED SKIN
windandwater: AND
windandwater: AND
askerian: AND NARUTO IS GAY FOR HER.
askerian: GAY
windandwater: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN
askerian: BOY.
askerian: SHOUTA.
windandwater: DICKGIRLS ARE STILL GIRLS
askerian: rayemars15: ShoutaLoli?
rayemars: With all the crossdressing in Japan, I'm surpised there's not a category already.
askerian: SASUKE ISNT.
windandwater: a category of crossdressing?
windandwater: you mean boys as girls?
windandwater: i forget what it's called
windandwater: not elegant gothic aristocrat, that's for older women
askerian: ooohh.
windandwater: *now thinking about it*
askerian: KNOWLEDGEABLE I SEE.
windandwater: ........................... SHUT UP
windandwater: OR I'LL WRITE SAKI USING SEXY NO JUTSU
windandwater: THEN IT WILL BE LOLI
askerian: >D OOOH I'M SCARED.
windandwater: ,................................. I HATE YOU SO MUCH
askerian: SO YOU ADMIT IT ISNT LOLI NOW.
windandwater: NO IT WILL BE LOLI
windandwater: IT'S ALWAYS LOLI
askerian: YOU DO AHAHAHAHA I WIN.
windandwater: ............. i think it's called "dandy"
windandwater: when boys dress pretty
askerian: that's not crossdressing.
askerian: you lose.
windandwater: no no, it includes boys dressing gothic loli
askerian: If you say so. you're the expert in LITTLE BOYS CROSSDRESSING after all.
windandwater: no, usually the little boys end up naked, really
askerian: ..................
windandwater: =D
windandwater: except saki, because she's such a shy girl iyaaa~n
askerian: with a dick.
windandwater: unless she's sexy no jutsu
windandwater: and wants naruto to take her precious virginity
askerian: u.u snj!saki would be missing the point of saki, though.
askerian: ...........
askerian: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
windandwater: I WILL BREAK YOU
askerian: *DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF ANYTHING SAKI*
askerian: enjoy, she's all yours. part-time dick and all.
windandwater: Saki: Naruto-kun... please, make me a real woman~!
askerian: .... ;.;
windandwater: FATALITY
askerian: NNNNOOO
windandwater: FLAWLESS VICTORY

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EDIT...

ASUKA IS A BIG FAT LIAR. IGNORE HER POST ON THESE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES. I STILL WINZ.

Comments

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*sniffles, still wibbling* You didn't pick me up to hug me like always!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I can't, chibi. It would mess up your pretty dress. And you wanted to look pretty today.

*tugs a pigtail very very gently*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*pouts, unsatisfied because he was hoping you'd hug him the right way and runs away, little shoes banging on the floor angrily*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is so confused, and follows after you*

Chibi? What's wrong now? You're gonna scuff your shoes!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

I don't care! Go 'way!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But you spent awhile getting pretty? If you scuff your shoes they won't be shiny and pretty anymore.

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

*scoops up the chibi as he runs into his garden* My, my. What have we here?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*enters the garden, sees you, sees his chibi, and here's Soul Eater ready to say hello*

LET. HIM. GO.

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

Ah, so it was you whom he was evading. *strokes the chibi's hair fondly* It's been a while, pet.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*frozen, unsure who this is or what to do, especially with your reactions*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Riku! Get away from him! He's a bad man!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*snarls at you* DON'T CALL ME THAT.

I don't know how you're here and why you're not dead, but you let him go and I'll kill you quickly to be nice.

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

*gives you a secretive smile and steps backward into a portal with the chibi*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*stumbles out of a portal a minute later, pushed forward by an elegant-looking hand on his bum before it disappears again*

......Riri?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Riri is not here at the moment, he's about to commit homicide. Please hang up and try again later.]

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*is unsure of himself, wondering when the garden got so scary-looking with all the thorny vines and strange-looking flowers*

Riri? Where are you?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*jumps out of a portal, Soul Eater still in hand and shadows all around*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Riri! *starts to run towards you then skids to a stop when he sees your big sword and all the shadows*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Riku! *is so very relieved to see you, and holds out a hand to you* Come on! We're not staying here.

*his eyes dart all around, still looking for Marluxia just in case he comes back*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*takes a small step back, then stomps on his fear and runs up to you, grabbing your hand*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is still paranoid as fuck, so he hauls you up to sit on his hip; not caring that your dress is mussed now, and wrapping one arm around you protectively since he's not letting go of Soul Eater yet*

Just hold on tight. Close your eyes. *gives your temple a quick kiss, and then it's another quick leap into the shadows and a portal to Destiny Islands*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*clings tightly, only opening his eyes when he hears the familiar sound of the ocean*

Riri? Did I do sumthin' bad?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*YEAH. NO. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.*

YOU FUCKER! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *slips into a shadow and portals, heading straight for you and ending up behind you in the Darkness*

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

*flicks his wrist and turns as his scythe appears* So you're really going to leave the child alone in my garden, are you?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*snarling wildly, like an animal caught in a trap, but still brandishing Soul Eater* Things aren't the same anymore! I won't let you do ANYTHING to ANYONE.

*throws Dark Fire at you, and while you're occupied with that, slips into another shadow and portals back to his chibi*