ANOTHER WINZ FOR SERA-CHAN

[windandwater]

THIS SO TOTALLY COUNTS AS A WINZ FOR ME.



askerian: *... is not a bnf* ;_;
rayemars: *said nothing!*
askerian: when i vaguely mentioned to sera about my fangirls, she chanted BNF at me for a hour XD;; she's mean
rayemars: *snickerfit*
askerian: she's the real power behind my throne. <.<
rayemars: If I considered you a BNF, I would be forced to stop mentioning that I talked with you as intros to posts. So I don't. *grin*
askerian: i want you to be prepared, for the day she betrays me and steals my kinkdom. >D
askerian: ...............XD whut?
rayemars: When the unnatural amounts of shouta start appearing, I'll take notice.
askerian: PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT YOUR EVIL WAYS.
windandwater: ..................................
windandwater: WHUT
windandwater: SHOUTA
windandwater: SHOUTA?!
askerian: >D
windandwater: WHY WOULD SHOUTA SHOWING UP AUTOMATICALLY POINT TO ME?1
windandwater: ............................. don't answer that
askerian: ... you don't really want me to--ahaha.
windandwater: >:F
askerian: PEOPLE ARE WISE TO YOUR WAYS
windandwater: IT JUST MEANS THEY READ SHOUTA TOO
askerian:
rayemars: *snerk!*
rayemars: If it helps, tell her it was you explaining Saki-chan to me?
askerian: UH HUH SURE
windandwater: .............. but saki-chan isn't shouta
windandwater: she's LOLI
askerian: she's 13
windandwater: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
askerian: ALSO A BOY
windandwater: LOLI
windandwater: YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME SAKI-CHAN IS NOT LOLI
askerian: SHE HAS A DICK
windandwater: PRETTY PRETTY GOTHIC LOLI IS LACE AND RUFFLES, SOFT SILK AGAINST PERFUMED SKIN
windandwater: AND
windandwater: AND
askerian: AND NARUTO IS GAY FOR HER.
askerian: GAY
windandwater: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN
askerian: BOY.
askerian: SHOUTA.
windandwater: DICKGIRLS ARE STILL GIRLS
askerian: rayemars15: ShoutaLoli?
rayemars: With all the crossdressing in Japan, I'm surpised there's not a category already.
askerian: SASUKE ISNT.
windandwater: a category of crossdressing?
windandwater: you mean boys as girls?
windandwater: i forget what it's called
windandwater: not elegant gothic aristocrat, that's for older women
askerian: ooohh.
windandwater: *now thinking about it*
askerian: KNOWLEDGEABLE I SEE.
windandwater: ........................... SHUT UP
windandwater: OR I'LL WRITE SAKI USING SEXY NO JUTSU
windandwater: THEN IT WILL BE LOLI
askerian: >D OOOH I'M SCARED.
windandwater: ,................................. I HATE YOU SO MUCH
askerian: SO YOU ADMIT IT ISNT LOLI NOW.
windandwater: NO IT WILL BE LOLI
windandwater: IT'S ALWAYS LOLI
askerian: YOU DO AHAHAHAHA I WIN.
windandwater: ............. i think it's called "dandy"
windandwater: when boys dress pretty
askerian: that's not crossdressing.
askerian: you lose.
windandwater: no no, it includes boys dressing gothic loli
askerian: If you say so. you're the expert in LITTLE BOYS CROSSDRESSING after all.
windandwater: no, usually the little boys end up naked, really
askerian: ..................
windandwater: =D
windandwater: except saki, because she's such a shy girl iyaaa~n
askerian: with a dick.
windandwater: unless she's sexy no jutsu
windandwater: and wants naruto to take her precious virginity
askerian: u.u snj!saki would be missing the point of saki, though.
askerian: ...........
askerian: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
windandwater: I WILL BREAK YOU
askerian: *DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF ANYTHING SAKI*
askerian: enjoy, she's all yours. part-time dick and all.
windandwater: Saki: Naruto-kun... please, make me a real woman~!
askerian: .... ;.;
windandwater: FATALITY
askerian: NNNNOOO
windandwater: FLAWLESS VICTORY

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EDIT...

ASUKA IS A BIG FAT LIAR. IGNORE HER POST ON THESE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES. I STILL WINZ.

Comments

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*nods, eyes wide* Never ever!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Good boy. *things look clear so he banishes Soul Eater and gives your head a soft pat, then jumps up to Riku's window and slips into the bedroom, sneaky like ninja*

We're going to stay here a little bit.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Because of the bad man? *doesn't want to let go*

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

*watches from a shadow, only a smile visible before he fades away again*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*nods and hugs you tight*

Yeah. I'm not gonna take you back... back there. It's too dangerous. Or maybe you want to stay with Axel?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*huuuugs* I wanna stay with you!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*sits wearily on the bed, and just cuddles you close in his lap*

Alright. I'll protect you. But if that man ever shows up, or I tell you to run, you do it right away and don't argue. Your run straight to Axel or Roxas or Demyx. Understand?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*starts to nod, then frowns in confusion* But I can't make the black thing.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You mean a portal? That's okay... just run down the beach. Axel lives nearby. Yell if you have to, and he'll probably find you.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

'kay. I'll yell really really loud, too. *presses a kiss to your cheek and snuggles up against you*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*cuddles you happily, relieved that you weren't hurt, then pulls back with a frown*

Oh. Sorry, chibi... I didn't mean to ruin your dress. *tries to tug your dress back to normal and smooth the wrinkles*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*beams* Boys don't care if they get dirty!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*chuckles and gives you a smile* They usually don't. But pretty little girls do.

*trying to fix one of your pigtails*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*holds still and while you're doing that, digs in his pocket for his lipgloss and pulls out... a rose?*

Look, Riri! *sniiiiffs*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

SHIT.

*yanks that rose away from you, throwing it as far away as he can and Dark Fire-ing the hell out of it before it can land*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*stares in surprise, then sneezes* You said a bad word.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*shudders a little and doesn't relax until he's sure the rose is ash*

... sorry, chibi. I just don't like that kind of flower.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

How come? It... was pretty... and smelled... good.

*sneezes again and rubs his nose, slowly leaning against you*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Because the bad man likes that kind of flower. Where did you get it?

*grabs a tissue and wipes your nose and lets you blow*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

My... pocket...

*gives a little blow, then slumps against you limply*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is startled, and catches you up carefully, pressing his hand against your forehead*

Chibi? Riku, what's wrong?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*lays you out on the bed, ripping off his gloves and feeling your forehead and throat and trying to find out what's wrong*

Riku! Wake up, Riku!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*is completely asleep and unresponsive, breathing slow and steady, if a little shallow*

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

*is calmly weeding his garden, albeit with a smug expression*