ANOTHER WINZ FOR SERA-CHAN

[windandwater]

THIS SO TOTALLY COUNTS AS A WINZ FOR ME.



askerian: *... is not a bnf* ;_;
rayemars: *said nothing!*
askerian: when i vaguely mentioned to sera about my fangirls, she chanted BNF at me for a hour XD;; she's mean
rayemars: *snickerfit*
askerian: she's the real power behind my throne. <.<
rayemars: If I considered you a BNF, I would be forced to stop mentioning that I talked with you as intros to posts. So I don't. *grin*
askerian: i want you to be prepared, for the day she betrays me and steals my kinkdom. >D
askerian: ...............XD whut?
rayemars: When the unnatural amounts of shouta start appearing, I'll take notice.
askerian: PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT YOUR EVIL WAYS.
windandwater: ..................................
windandwater: WHUT
windandwater: SHOUTA
windandwater: SHOUTA?!
askerian: >D
windandwater: WHY WOULD SHOUTA SHOWING UP AUTOMATICALLY POINT TO ME?1
windandwater: ............................. don't answer that
askerian: ... you don't really want me to--ahaha.
windandwater: >:F
askerian: PEOPLE ARE WISE TO YOUR WAYS
windandwater: IT JUST MEANS THEY READ SHOUTA TOO
askerian:
rayemars: *snerk!*
rayemars: If it helps, tell her it was you explaining Saki-chan to me?
askerian: UH HUH SURE
windandwater: .............. but saki-chan isn't shouta
windandwater: she's LOLI
askerian: she's 13
windandwater: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
askerian: ALSO A BOY
windandwater: LOLI
windandwater: YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME SAKI-CHAN IS NOT LOLI
askerian: SHE HAS A DICK
windandwater: PRETTY PRETTY GOTHIC LOLI IS LACE AND RUFFLES, SOFT SILK AGAINST PERFUMED SKIN
windandwater: AND
windandwater: AND
askerian: AND NARUTO IS GAY FOR HER.
askerian: GAY
windandwater: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN
askerian: BOY.
askerian: SHOUTA.
windandwater: DICKGIRLS ARE STILL GIRLS
askerian: rayemars15: ShoutaLoli?
rayemars: With all the crossdressing in Japan, I'm surpised there's not a category already.
askerian: SASUKE ISNT.
windandwater: a category of crossdressing?
windandwater: you mean boys as girls?
windandwater: i forget what it's called
windandwater: not elegant gothic aristocrat, that's for older women
askerian: ooohh.
windandwater: *now thinking about it*
askerian: KNOWLEDGEABLE I SEE.
windandwater: ........................... SHUT UP
windandwater: OR I'LL WRITE SAKI USING SEXY NO JUTSU
windandwater: THEN IT WILL BE LOLI
askerian: >D OOOH I'M SCARED.
windandwater: ,................................. I HATE YOU SO MUCH
askerian: SO YOU ADMIT IT ISNT LOLI NOW.
windandwater: NO IT WILL BE LOLI
windandwater: IT'S ALWAYS LOLI
askerian: YOU DO AHAHAHAHA I WIN.
windandwater: ............. i think it's called "dandy"
windandwater: when boys dress pretty
askerian: that's not crossdressing.
askerian: you lose.
windandwater: no no, it includes boys dressing gothic loli
askerian: If you say so. you're the expert in LITTLE BOYS CROSSDRESSING after all.
windandwater: no, usually the little boys end up naked, really
askerian: ..................
windandwater: =D
windandwater: except saki, because she's such a shy girl iyaaa~n
askerian: with a dick.
windandwater: unless she's sexy no jutsu
windandwater: and wants naruto to take her precious virginity
askerian: u.u snj!saki would be missing the point of saki, though.
askerian: ...........
askerian: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
windandwater: I WILL BREAK YOU
askerian: *DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF ANYTHING SAKI*
askerian: enjoy, she's all yours. part-time dick and all.
windandwater: Saki: Naruto-kun... please, make me a real woman~!
askerian: .... ;.;
windandwater: FATALITY
askerian: NNNNOOO
windandwater: FLAWLESS VICTORY

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EDIT...

ASUKA IS A BIG FAT LIAR. IGNORE HER POST ON THESE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES. I STILL WINZ.

Comments

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

My... pocket...

*gives a little blow, then slumps against you limply*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is startled, and catches you up carefully, pressing his hand against your forehead*

Chibi? Riku, what's wrong?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*lays you out on the bed, ripping off his gloves and feeling your forehead and throat and trying to find out what's wrong*

Riku! Wake up, Riku!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*is completely asleep and unresponsive, breathing slow and steady, if a little shallow*

[rosa-moschata.livejournal.com]

*is calmly weeding his garden, albeit with a smug expression*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Fuck!

*is getting frantic now, since you won't wake up, and lays his head on your chest just in case, glad that he hears your heart beating still*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*continues to sleep, though his skin is slowly turning paler and paler, and hardening as well, and now his hands look like they're carefully made from porcelain*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*doesn't know what's going on or what's happening to you, but he tries a Potion, hoping that helps but it doesn't do much*

*he knows Marluxia must have done something, but he doesn't know what*

Riku. Riku, wake up. Riku! *shakes you gently*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*the hardness is traveling up his arms now, his hands clinking lightly against his hardening tummy as you shake him*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*lets go of you carefully, smoothing your dress over your cooling body -- this is wrong and unnatural and it remind him of...*

What a pretty little doll....

*he's going to kill Marluxia, kill him over and over and make him scream, because this isn't right, you're not supposed to be like this*

*he backs away and ends up in the far corner of the room, crouched down with his hair in his hands and shadows crawling around*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*takes one last breath as his lips turn a delicate pink color as they, then the rest of him hardens to porcelain, until he looks like a perfect little doll*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is shaking in the corner, the room drenched in cold shadows and clinging to Soul Eater like it's all he has left*