I'M BLIND

[windandwater]

OMG I HAVE JUST READ POSSIBLY THE WORST LEMON I HAVE EVER SEEN. OH GOD IT BURNS IT WAS HET* AND A CROSSOVER AND OOC AND JUST SO... THE AUTHOR DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE IT SEXY AT ALL. AUGH. AND IT HAD BAD PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR WHICH IS LIKE POURING SALT INTO THE WOUND.


* Note: The fact that it was het, by itself, is not squicky. Yes, I DO read more than yaoi. But this? This was just horrid.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I HAVE MORALS. I DO. I DON'T WRITE WATERSPORTS.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

That just means you have standards. Standards aren't necessarily the same thing as morals.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I HAVE SCRUPLES?

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*patpat* I'm sure you do. Somewhere. Perhaps in a shoebox under your bed.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... just for that, I'm going to kill Trowa horribly in a fic. Just for you.

I've already killed Duo, Quatre and Heero (multiple times).

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

;_;

Can he get teh mad zombie smexing-up afterwards?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

>:D

NO. HE'LL DIE COLD AND ALONE. WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING MAD ORGY SEX WITHOUT HIM.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*chinwobble*

Pah! I'll show you! I'll just write my OWN Zombie!Trowa mad smex orgy! SO THERE!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^^;; *USES THIS FOR MAXIMUM PAIN*

*laughs at* You write slower than I do, so I'll see you on that cold day in Hell.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

;_;!!!

Don't make me put this on the to-do list!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^____^ *VICTOLY~*

Pfffff even if it's on the list, it won't be done. *taunttaunttaunt*

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*sobs brokenly*

XD! It's funny because it's true!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

=3 *takes joy in your pain*

I enable thee?