windandwater: (Do Not Anger the Gods)
Dentist in the morning. And the ovaries are still going strong.

*weeps*

I should make it out okay. Then sleep the anaesthetic off for the whole afternoon (because that's what I always do).

... oh god, he's gonna have to use that big needle.

*cries* I have dentist trauma! I don't wanna go! Don't wanna don't wanna don't wanna! *stomps feet and kicks things*

I'M BLIND

Jun. 22nd, 2006 05:50 pm
windandwater: (Wankery)
OMG I HAVE JUST READ POSSIBLY THE WORST LEMON I HAVE EVER SEEN. OH GOD IT BURNS IT WAS HET* AND A CROSSOVER AND OOC AND JUST SO... THE AUTHOR DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE IT SEXY AT ALL. AUGH. AND IT HAD BAD PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR WHICH IS LIKE POURING SALT INTO THE WOUND.


* Note: The fact that it was het, by itself, is not squicky. Yes, I DO read more than yaoi. But this? This was just horrid.
windandwater: (uchiha flamers)
I just watched Hard Gay sing a Japanese cover of YMCA.

Why do I hurt myself like this?

And why do I want to know if the translation is correct?

... ohgod He's doing the penis thrusting thing.
windandwater: (Kyuubi -- So FUCKED)
I HATE MIKKE. I HATE HER. I HATE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS. SHE'S AN EVIL TRAUMATIZING... THING. I HATE HER. NOT EVEN BOWLING WILL MAKE THIS BETTER.

witness my hateration! )

In conclusion:

HATE.

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