I'M BLIND

Jun. 22nd, 2006 05:50 pm
windandwater: (Wankery)
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OMG I HAVE JUST READ POSSIBLY THE WORST LEMON I HAVE EVER SEEN. OH GOD IT BURNS IT WAS HET* AND A CROSSOVER AND OOC AND JUST SO... THE AUTHOR DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE IT SEXY AT ALL. AUGH. AND IT HAD BAD PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR WHICH IS LIKE POURING SALT INTO THE WOUND.


* Note: The fact that it was het, by itself, is not squicky. Yes, I DO read more than yaoi. But this? This was just horrid.

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Date: 2006-06-23 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeinic.livejournal.com
......

Gimme so I can give it to unsuspecting victims. >:D

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
... are you sure you want the pain? I mean, it's just one bit of a FFVII/FFVIII xover fic. And it's Squall/Tifa.

Just warning you beforehand so you don't try to bludgeon me later.

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeinic.livejournal.com
Yes I'm sure.

Worse comes to worse, I'll feed it to someone in cfudbadfic. >D

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sukino.livejournal.com
You are evil. . .I love you. :D

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeinic.livejournal.com
:D I need entertainment, and cfudbadfic is the best kind.

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
You asked for it. I wash my hands of you!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2766427/1/

... the "lemon" is in chapter five. Please do feel free to run back here screaming and gnashing your teeth in agony. =D

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanthimus.livejournal.com
I feel your pain, but man. Your traumatized!Heero mood icon thing kinda looks like he's coming. Hard. >D

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
HE'S SETTING HIS OWN BROKEN LEG MUST YOU BE SO DEVIANT?!

Doesn't he though?

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanthimus.livejournal.com
Me, deviant?! I rather think Heero's the deviant one here. He's the one getting off on setting HIS BROKEN LEG OMG THAT'S KINDA GROSS.

He seriously does. The whole positioning of his shoulders and everything. Wow.

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Date: 2006-06-23 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Judge not other people's kinks, lest yours be judged. :P

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Date: 2006-06-23 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanthimus.livejournal.com
Duly noted. However, I'm not sure this kink is particularly...safe. Bones can only be broken so many times before they stop healing properly. ;)

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jade-sage.livejournal.com
that is always always what i have thought XDDDD

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanthimus.livejournal.com
ICON LOVE.

And really. His face, the positioning of his shoulders, where his arms lead down too...complete and total wank-age happening.

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jade-sage.livejournal.com
LOL @ your icon!!

I'm pretty sure one of my friends has an icon with that same pic.... yeah, here it is, eleventh down in the right column (http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=zerotwofan). XDDDD

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Date: 2006-06-23 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanthimus.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Man, the creators had to have known what they were doing. I mean...no one is that OBLIVIOUS. Granted, this could be the pervy observation of depraved yaoi fans, but I just don't think so. *G*

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Date: 2006-06-23 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedgameff.livejournal.com
*shudder*

that was horrid! she strips, he unzips, she flips, and he just poof! does her.


*points at icon* nuff said.

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Date: 2006-06-23 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
"Faster harder."

... MY GOD DON'T BE SO CLINICAL AND PUNCTUATE PROPERLY GODDAMMIT.

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Date: 2006-06-23 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okaasan59.livejournal.com
‘Shit.’ He said to himself

That last line kind of summed it up for me.

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Date: 2006-06-23 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
It was traumatizing, wasn't it? Please tell me that I wasn't the only one traumatized.

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Date: 2006-06-23 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilkitty0.livejournal.com
What traumatized me was the next chapter. No one is that cool about someone sleeping with your girfriend, unless a) you got film of the action and b) they arranged it.

But then Cloud seems to be labotomized from the little I read

DK

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Date: 2006-06-23 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
... Cloud being lobotomized is practically canon. ^^ But yeah... that was just... I have no words for how bad that fic was as a whole, and how soul-scarring the lemon was.

*zomg glomping you now!*


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Date: 2006-06-23 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catzero.livejournal.com
It's just so poorly done that all I can do is laugh.

I'm tempted to get a FF.N account just to bash this person's head into a wall.

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Date: 2006-06-23 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Well, I don't feel like head bashing. I just went and found a better fic. XD;;

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Date: 2006-06-23 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] achiasa.livejournal.com
...remarkably, I wasn't traumatised. I've read worse, if awful grammar and spelling, horrendous description, and 'so purple it's achieved a shade of plum only found in the wardrobe of Elton John' count as worse. That at least was readable, if bearing no resemblance at all to sex. On the plus side, it works as inspiration. *to the yuri porn!*

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