Some random things, because I like random

[windandwater]

-- Doing laundry today. Yay for clean clothes.

-- LJ gave me 11 emails today, and I forget how many came in one-at-a-time yesterday. x___X At least it's not a HUGE flood, but saying that probably just jinxed me.

-- I don't know whether I want pie, or if I want to bake cookies. I'll decide later.

-- There's a fic gnawing on my brain right now, but it's not at the point of actually writing. *kicks plotbunnies* Work, you bastards!

-- And finally... Cthulhu is giving out presents this year! *wiggles tentacles at everyone*

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon rdb (65 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I fed jana1x2x1 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I sacrificed samikitty to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I exposed ponderosa121 to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (1015 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
windandwater

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In April, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I fed kaworu to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I rescued askerian from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-835 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
kodalai

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

BOW PUNY MORTAL!

*tentaclemolest!*

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

It's only fitting, really, that you should be a high priest of an evil, tentacled god. *nodnod*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ahahah... even better than the Santa meme. *tentacles you with impunity*