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Office Memos...

To: The Powers That Be
From: Me
Re: Point of Personal Privilege

TPTB --

Please send me a cute, blond, Swedish guy named Sven to give me a backrub. I would very much appreciate such a gesture at this point in time.

Boom shanka,

Me

More memos

To: Rude, Inconsiderate People
From: Me
Re: The Bathrooms

People --

Would it kill ya to flush the toilets twice? I mean, come on! I know they're public restrooms and all, but could you at least CONSIDER the fact that OTHER PEOPLE might want to use said toilets?! It just takes 30 seconds before the tanks fill up again and you flush a second time. That makes *all* the icky paper go down the happy drains.

Honestly.


Boom shanka,

Me

I'm having too much fun with this...

To: Anyone Who Might Be Reading
From: Me
Re: My Vaguely Illegal Acts

I'm gonna buy the real CD. I am. Possibly even an import and not the SonMay one. But I don't have the money right now. I'm just addicted to the music and need to have my fix *NOW* DAMMIT.

And it makes my Muses happy.

But I *will* buy the official CD.

I will.


Boom shanka,

Me

Can you tell that there aren't any fics on ff.net?

To: GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
CC: Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Heero Yuy (kamikazeboy@licensedtokill.com), Duo Maxwell(braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: The Queue

Hello, Boyz (and Girlz) --

Here's your assignments for the time being:

Wufei -- stop bitching at me like a girl. I *know* that I need to finish your fic. It's not my fault that you can't angst to Dance Dance Revolution. That's the soundtrack in Castle Anthrax until *I* see fit to change it. I'll finish "Here's To The Night" when I'm good and ready to... which actually might not be that long of a wait.

Duo -- STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WRITE DDR FICLETS. I know you like the game. I know you like the songs. I *know* that the lyrics would make nifty songficlets. But I am NOT WRITING THEM. Go play with "Quid Pro Quo" or anything in that arc if you're bored. And, dammit, figure out what the hell your timeline is because *I* can't figure it out.

Heero -- ... Showing Duo that you love him by getting a perfect DDR score on "Hero" is cute. I'm still not writing it. You want smarm, stick it in "Quid Pro Quo" and "Goodbye to Never Never Land." And try to come up with some semblance of a plot for that, too.

Quatre -- I don't want to pull the psycho!Muse award away from you just yet. So you better get your cute little ass in order and angst *PRETTILY* in that last chapter of "Never Forget." I'll never forgive myself if *NOIN* is more psycho than you.

** Amend that... *YOU* will never forgive yourself if Noin is more psycho than you. **

Trowa -- I love you so very much. Keep everyone in line, hmm? And if you want a short ficlet or so, I'll be sure to write it.

Relena -- "Anything Anything"... get it done. I mean *NOW*. If you think holding up the fic just so you can spend more nookie-time with Heero is amusing, it's NOT. I will not hesitate to KILL YOU at the end of the fic if I have to. And my in-fic deaths are BRUTAL. Ask Heero and Quatre.

Noin -- Welcome to Castle Anthrax. "Smooth Criminal" has very low priority at the moment, but I'm willing to jot down a paragraph or so when you come up with one. But... please... try to stop obsessing about Zechs. The fic *is* nominally about Une, you know.

Dorothy -- I'm *NOT* writing that fic. I gave the bunny to Aoi-chan. Bug her if you want it. But, yes, more ficlet-type things in that timeline would be interesting. If you breed up some bunnies, let me know.

That is all.


-- Writer

(no subject)

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
From: Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
Re: Re: The Queue

ONNA! I DO *NOT* BITCH AT YOU LIKE A GIRL!

INJUSTICE!

(no subject)

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
From: Heero Yuy (kamikazeboy@licensedtokill.com)
Re: Re: The Queue

Dammit, Writer!

Now Relena has my e-mail address! Do you know how *long* it takes me to change my e-mails and resubscribe to all my mailing lists?!

ARGH!

-- HY

(no subject)

To: Heero Yuy (kamikazeboy@licensedtokill.com)
From: Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Re: There you are!

HEERO!

You silly boy! I know you didn't mean to not forward me your new address. Have you checked any of your old accounts? You never respond back to me.

And why can I never find you in Castle Anthrax? You don't expect me to write the fic alone, do you?

-- Relena

(no subject)

To: Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
From: MAILER_DAEMON
Re: There you are!

The following e-mail could not be delivered to the provided address. It is no longer in service.

(no subject)

To: HY (psycho@stalkers.org), Hee-chan (perfection_sucks@soldiers.com), Hee-koi (zeros_slave@preventers.org)
From: Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net)
Re: Baka

Dammit, Heero!

Send me your new fucking e-mail address! And send it to the others, too! I *hate* having to go through all your other addys!

-- Duo

More scariness

To: Winamp
From: Me
Re: Your Scariness

Please stop pulling up all my Heero skins when Papaya's "Hero" comes up. I *know* that's his song. You will make baby Jesus cry if you keep doing this.


Boom shanka,

Me

Various blah...

You know, since I'm stuck here in the comp lab until class starts, with my headphones jacked in and DDR running though my head, I might as well write this down for posterity.

Yes, my Muses like DDR.

It amuses them.

What's even more amusing is the songs that they prefer.

Heero -- Papaya, "Hero"
* put this song on the highest level and NO ONE can beat Heero. He gets a perfect score EVERY TIME. Everyone thinks he's rigged the machine somehow. Especially since he uses *both* pads at the same time. What's funny is that it's such a... girly song. I'll put the lyrics up eventually.

Duo -- Smile.dk, "Butterfly"
* Duo does fairly well with this song... mostly because the song is a taunt at Heero and everyone Duo plays against falls down laughing.

Trowa -- hasn't picked one yet. He actually hasn't had a turn yet. Stupid Trowa.

Quatre -- Smile.dk, "Boys"
* Quatre had to fight Duo for this one. They both won't give it up, so they do a double thing and dance in synch. Pretty nifty looking.

Wufei -- Me & My, "Dub I Dub"
* I think Wufei is still harboring anger at Heero over the whole being-a-prick thing. All you have to do is listen to the lyrics to figure out why.