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windandwaterTo: GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
CC: Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Heero Yuy (kamikazeboy@licensedtokill.com), Duo Maxwell(braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: The Queue
Hello, Boyz (and Girlz) --
Here's your assignments for the time being:
Wufei -- stop bitching at me like a girl. I *know* that I need to finish your fic. It's not my fault that you can't angst to Dance Dance Revolution. That's the soundtrack in Castle Anthrax until *I* see fit to change it. I'll finish "Here's To The Night" when I'm good and ready to... which actually might not be that long of a wait.
Duo -- STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WRITE DDR FICLETS. I know you like the game. I know you like the songs. I *know* that the lyrics would make nifty songficlets. But I am NOT WRITING THEM. Go play with "Quid Pro Quo" or anything in that arc if you're bored. And, dammit, figure out what the hell your timeline is because *I* can't figure it out.
Heero -- ... Showing Duo that you love him by getting a perfect DDR score on "Hero" is cute. I'm still not writing it. You want smarm, stick it in "Quid Pro Quo" and "Goodbye to Never Never Land." And try to come up with some semblance of a plot for that, too.
Quatre -- I don't want to pull the psycho!Muse award away from you just yet. So you better get your cute little ass in order and angst *PRETTILY* in that last chapter of "Never Forget." I'll never forgive myself if *NOIN* is more psycho than you.
** Amend that... *YOU* will never forgive yourself if Noin is more psycho than you. **
Trowa -- I love you so very much. Keep everyone in line, hmm? And if you want a short ficlet or so, I'll be sure to write it.
Relena -- "Anything Anything"... get it done. I mean *NOW*. If you think holding up the fic just so you can spend more nookie-time with Heero is amusing, it's NOT. I will not hesitate to KILL YOU at the end of the fic if I have to. And my in-fic deaths are BRUTAL. Ask Heero and Quatre.
Noin -- Welcome to Castle Anthrax. "Smooth Criminal" has very low priority at the moment, but I'm willing to jot down a paragraph or so when you come up with one. But... please... try to stop obsessing about Zechs. The fic *is* nominally about Une, you know.
Dorothy -- I'm *NOT* writing that fic. I gave the bunny to Aoi-chan. Bug her if you want it. But, yes, more ficlet-type things in that timeline would be interesting. If you breed up some bunnies, let me know.
That is all.
-- Writer
CC: Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov), Lucretizia Noin (loyalsoldier@cinq.gov), Dorothy Catolonia (sword_is_mightier@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Heero Yuy (kamikazeboy@licensedtokill.com), Duo Maxwell(braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: The Queue
Hello, Boyz (and Girlz) --
Here's your assignments for the time being:
Wufei -- stop bitching at me like a girl. I *know* that I need to finish your fic. It's not my fault that you can't angst to Dance Dance Revolution. That's the soundtrack in Castle Anthrax until *I* see fit to change it. I'll finish "Here's To The Night" when I'm good and ready to... which actually might not be that long of a wait.
Duo -- STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WRITE DDR FICLETS. I know you like the game. I know you like the songs. I *know* that the lyrics would make nifty songficlets. But I am NOT WRITING THEM. Go play with "Quid Pro Quo" or anything in that arc if you're bored. And, dammit, figure out what the hell your timeline is because *I* can't figure it out.
Heero -- ... Showing Duo that you love him by getting a perfect DDR score on "Hero" is cute. I'm still not writing it. You want smarm, stick it in "Quid Pro Quo" and "Goodbye to Never Never Land." And try to come up with some semblance of a plot for that, too.
Quatre -- I don't want to pull the psycho!Muse award away from you just yet. So you better get your cute little ass in order and angst *PRETTILY* in that last chapter of "Never Forget." I'll never forgive myself if *NOIN* is more psycho than you.
** Amend that... *YOU* will never forgive yourself if Noin is more psycho than you. **
Trowa -- I love you so very much. Keep everyone in line, hmm? And if you want a short ficlet or so, I'll be sure to write it.
Relena -- "Anything Anything"... get it done. I mean *NOW*. If you think holding up the fic just so you can spend more nookie-time with Heero is amusing, it's NOT. I will not hesitate to KILL YOU at the end of the fic if I have to. And my in-fic deaths are BRUTAL. Ask Heero and Quatre.
Noin -- Welcome to Castle Anthrax. "Smooth Criminal" has very low priority at the moment, but I'm willing to jot down a paragraph or so when you come up with one. But... please... try to stop obsessing about Zechs. The fic *is* nominally about Une, you know.
Dorothy -- I'm *NOT* writing that fic. I gave the bunny to Aoi-chan. Bug her if you want it. But, yes, more ficlet-type things in that timeline would be interesting. If you breed up some bunnies, let me know.
That is all.
-- Writer
