I... I've got nothin'

[windandwater]

Someone please tell me if I'm missing something here.

I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I'm slow, or don't get things that are immediately obvious. Like at Disneyland, when I didn't understand why Pet wouldn't let me have a caramel apple for a midnight snack (and I still don't). But this is... bwah? WHAT AM I NOT GETTING? Or is it... not me?

D:

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

And also! I don't follow that "don't eat after __P.M." rule or else I'd die. I seriously burn calories by breathing and I lose weight to easily as it is. XP There's a reason why I say McDonald's food keeps me alive.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

That is so not fair. I work with a woman that is always hungry, eats and snacks all day long and she wears a size 3. She's also 5'6".

I think I hate her now.

*grins*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

OMG I'm not that bad. I'm 5'5" (actually, 5'4 1/2") and my pants are still a size 7-9. I can, theoretically, fit into a size 4 dress though, if I do nothing but stand in it and breathe shallowly.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

I say good for you.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Five pooooooooooounds. I just wanna gain five pounds! Then I'd be less skin and bones and pokey everywhere.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

I'd be more than happy to give you a spare five I have hanging around. ^___^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

How generous of you!