I... I've got nothin'

[windandwater]

Someone please tell me if I'm missing something here.

I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I'm slow, or don't get things that are immediately obvious. Like at Disneyland, when I didn't understand why Pet wouldn't let me have a caramel apple for a midnight snack (and I still don't). But this is... bwah? WHAT AM I NOT GETTING? Or is it... not me?

D:

Comments

[sukino.livejournal.com]

IT WAS MIDNIGHT. *HISS*

Also what the hell that entry is 4 years old! >_>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I WAS HUNGRY FOR A SNACK.

And yes, I know. I got the beginning comment a few days ago. I'm kinda wtf over it.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

NOT FOR SUGAR THAT LATE AT NIGHT.

Yeah I read it and . . .just yeah.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I ATE TWO CADBURY EGGS AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT I'M USED TO IT.

... am I missing something? Is it just me?

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*HISS*

Maybe it's the both of us?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

OMNOMNOM

I guess we have to wait and see what other people say then. :/

[merith.livejournal.com]

you must remember that she eats whenever she's hungry... and midnight is like 6 PM to most folks.

[merith.livejournal.com]

i wondered about the age of the post... the wondered about the age of the commenter.

[jynx.livejournal.com]

o0

uh....i think that person is just really dumb. REALLY really dumb.

[inverts.livejournal.com]

This.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

:x

Hey. I wake up before noon.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

So what is your question? Is it why isn't it good to snack at midnight or if breaking your hymen means you're not a virgin?

You can break your hymen without having anything inserted into your vagina, such as falling while roller skating or riding a bike. A broken hymen does not necessarily mean you are not a virgin. I decided to include this to muck up the confusion even more. *grins*

As for snacking at midnight, it's supposed to be bad because sleep burns few calories and your body will simply store what you just ate. And if it happens to be something you just ate that is 4000 calorie . . .

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It actually makes me wonder if this person is just... reading all of my entries. Or hitting some obscure tags or something.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It's the hymen question. :3

And yes, if you read the original post, me and Asuka sort of discussed the lack of hymen =/= virgin. That's fine. But I'm confused about the commenter wondering about lesbians.

Because. I mean. Once you shove enough fingers/hands/sex toys up there, I doubt you can keep saying you're pure as undriven snow, you know? Or else lesbians (who have never had sex with a guy ever) would just be virgins forever and I doubt they would call themselves that?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

So it's not just me? I hesitate to call anyone dumb, but I'm just... not quite sure what she's asking/saying.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

QUICK. WHAT ARE YOU THOUGHTS ON VIRGINITY?

[jynx.livejournal.com]

No, its not just you. Not you at all. Srsly. If me, baked out on Jane Eyre, can't follow, then it's srsly not just you >

[inverts.livejournal.com]

JUST BRING THE VIRGINS TO ME AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT--






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...

.......... you never saw that

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Okay. That makes me feel somewhat better.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

And also! I don't follow that "don't eat after __P.M." rule or else I'd die. I seriously burn calories by breathing and I lose weight to easily as it is. XP There's a reason why I say McDonald's food keeps me alive.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

..................... BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU'RE A LESBIAN I THINK.

[inverts.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho ho ho~


but seriously I think it kind of depends on the person. A hymen doesn't really have much to do with it. I mean, if two gay guys aren't into teh buttsex and also never make it with a woman, the same issue arises. Also as has been mentioned, hymens are breakable in other ways. I figure you define it for yourself.*

STUPID DEFINITIONS LIKE DOING IT IN THE ASS BUT NOT THE VAGINA MEANS YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN DON'T COUNT

... the moral of the story is that i am subjectively judgmental.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

I guess it depends on whose definition of virginity you're going by. *bigger grin*

Like in the case of royalty, I guess if the princess has never been penetrated by a male penis, she's considered virgin even if she's got the largest dildo collection in the world and uses them.


Hmmm, I wonder if I intended that double meaning - largest dildo collection. *cheesy grin*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*points down at Kwyck's comment*

I agree that having a hymen isn't the be all end all of virginity. There are even medical cases of women who have had sex (with a man, who put his penis in her), yet still have parts or all of their hymen still intact. But I doubt any of those women would say they're virgins.

As for gay guys, who are completely gay (never with a woman), and have never done buttsex... well, they'd be doing oral and handjobs. But I don't think they would say "Oh yes, I am a virgin!" with any conviction, unless they were being technical about the issue.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

That is so not fair. I work with a woman that is always hungry, eats and snacks all day long and she wears a size 3. She's also 5'6".

I think I hate her now.

*grins*