I... I've got nothin'

[windandwater]

Someone please tell me if I'm missing something here.

I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I'm slow, or don't get things that are immediately obvious. Like at Disneyland, when I didn't understand why Pet wouldn't let me have a caramel apple for a midnight snack (and I still don't). But this is... bwah? WHAT AM I NOT GETTING? Or is it... not me?

D:

Comments

[sukino.livejournal.com]

IT WAS MIDNIGHT. *HISS*

Also what the hell that entry is 4 years old! >_>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I WAS HUNGRY FOR A SNACK.

And yes, I know. I got the beginning comment a few days ago. I'm kinda wtf over it.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

NOT FOR SUGAR THAT LATE AT NIGHT.

Yeah I read it and . . .just yeah.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I ATE TWO CADBURY EGGS AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT I'M USED TO IT.

... am I missing something? Is it just me?

[merith.livejournal.com]

i wondered about the age of the post... the wondered about the age of the commenter.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It actually makes me wonder if this person is just... reading all of my entries. Or hitting some obscure tags or something.

[jynx.livejournal.com]

o0

uh....i think that person is just really dumb. REALLY really dumb.

[inverts.livejournal.com]

This.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

QUICK. WHAT ARE YOU THOUGHTS ON VIRGINITY?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

So it's not just me? I hesitate to call anyone dumb, but I'm just... not quite sure what she's asking/saying.

[jynx.livejournal.com]

No, its not just you. Not you at all. Srsly. If me, baked out on Jane Eyre, can't follow, then it's srsly not just you >

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

So what is your question? Is it why isn't it good to snack at midnight or if breaking your hymen means you're not a virgin?

You can break your hymen without having anything inserted into your vagina, such as falling while roller skating or riding a bike. A broken hymen does not necessarily mean you are not a virgin. I decided to include this to muck up the confusion even more. *grins*

As for snacking at midnight, it's supposed to be bad because sleep burns few calories and your body will simply store what you just ate. And if it happens to be something you just ate that is 4000 calorie . . .

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It's the hymen question. :3

And yes, if you read the original post, me and Asuka sort of discussed the lack of hymen =/= virgin. That's fine. But I'm confused about the commenter wondering about lesbians.

Because. I mean. Once you shove enough fingers/hands/sex toys up there, I doubt you can keep saying you're pure as undriven snow, you know? Or else lesbians (who have never had sex with a guy ever) would just be virgins forever and I doubt they would call themselves that?

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

I guess it depends on whose definition of virginity you're going by. *bigger grin*

Like in the case of royalty, I guess if the princess has never been penetrated by a male penis, she's considered virgin even if she's got the largest dildo collection in the world and uses them.


Hmmm, I wonder if I intended that double meaning - largest dildo collection. *cheesy grin*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

And also! I don't follow that "don't eat after __P.M." rule or else I'd die. I seriously burn calories by breathing and I lose weight to easily as it is. XP There's a reason why I say McDonald's food keeps me alive.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

That is so not fair. I work with a woman that is always hungry, eats and snacks all day long and she wears a size 3. She's also 5'6".

I think I hate her now.

*grins*

[askerian]

... Ah, she's one of mine. Sorry. XD I bet she found that old post I made that linked there.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I did wonder where she drifted in from.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

ASUKA. HI. *tackles and rolls with*

[askerian]

*gasp* oh my. :333

*molestymolest*

[shdlm.livejournal.com]

*boggle*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd be on my side.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

WAIT.

There's a horse cock dildo named Thor? Did I know this already? Because I suddenly feel as if a Great GW Fandom In-Joke has been made even funnier, and I'm not sure if the extra-funny was intentional or accidental.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I thought everyone knew about the Thor dildo. I'm pretty sure it (he?) came before the fic was written, and I always thought that was where the name came from.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

It all makes sense now. Well, except for the part where Wufei gets boned by a horse and is still able to stay hidden and undiscovered and even silent even though he's getting BONED BY A HORSE. But everything else - total sense.