THIS is why Mary Sues will never die
Jan. 12th, 2006 01:59 pmHoly crap.
I mean. I'm just. THEY SELL THIS STUFF? For REAL? This is sorta funny, in an utterly brain-breaking way. Though, I did have a fun time plugging in Heero and Duo's names into the sample thinger, just to see what the actual writing on the inside of the book was like. ZOMG. Purple prose FTW!
*giggles* Too bad this is so unashamedly heterosexual. They've rehashed every single bad plot ever in every cliche genre; the summaries seriously read like Harlequin novels. XD;; I would be embarrassed to actually have a personalized book like this on my shelves. I mean, what if you break up? Or you could just be a creepy stalker. *sporfle* Or you could be like me and stick male names in. The feisty Lady Duo indeed!
EDIT...
Okay, I'm weak. And I just HAD to share what I got when I stuck Heero and Duo's names in. XD! So here's the excerpts from the book thinger. But Duo and Quatre have become women... because this book (and the others) are JUST THAT HET. Genderswitching! Yay! And bad prose!
( I wish I was making this up... )
I mean. I'm just. THEY SELL THIS STUFF? For REAL? This is sorta funny, in an utterly brain-breaking way. Though, I did have a fun time plugging in Heero and Duo's names into the sample thinger, just to see what the actual writing on the inside of the book was like. ZOMG. Purple prose FTW!
*giggles* Too bad this is so unashamedly heterosexual. They've rehashed every single bad plot ever in every cliche genre; the summaries seriously read like Harlequin novels. XD;; I would be embarrassed to actually have a personalized book like this on my shelves. I mean, what if you break up? Or you could just be a creepy stalker. *sporfle* Or you could be like me and stick male names in. The feisty Lady Duo indeed!
EDIT...
Okay, I'm weak. And I just HAD to share what I got when I stuck Heero and Duo's names in. XD! So here's the excerpts from the book thinger. But Duo and Quatre have become women... because this book (and the others) are JUST THAT HET. Genderswitching! Yay! And bad prose!
( I wish I was making this up... )
