windandwater: (SNAKES ON A PLANE)
Namely, that me and nature do not get along very well.

... goddamn cats.

And, hey! I've been attacked by a small dog before and survived it! It nearly took my ear off, but I survived and chucked that fleabag a good long way!



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EDIT...

>_>;; I took it again because I didn't like my results the first time around. This is somewhat better. Somewhat.



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windandwater: (Ritsuka is not amused)
I know it's sorta mean, but I can't help be amused.

See, in the backyard we have a patio, and the patio has an overhang thing, so that it's covered (very good for stopping the oppressive summer sun and heat). And -- just like the exterior of the house -- it is painted in this teal blue kind of color. Kinda like the sky. Our backyard also has plants and grass and stuff and lots of the birds like to visit, and they're so cute. ♥ Cute fat brown little sparrows. Very often, the sparrows will fly right into the yard and then get under the patio to looks for food and stuff.

And then, because the roof of the patio cover is painted blue like the sky, when the sparrows try to fly out they smack straight into the roof.

XD!

Then they get all confused and try again, trying to fly into the "sky" and repeatedly bat up against the patio roof. *gigglesnort* And then some of them get tired and perch in the rafter/support things, or on the hanging light. Eventually they figure the way out. Eventually.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but it's funny.

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