There is an important lesson here

[windandwater]

Namely, that me and nature do not get along very well.

... goddamn cats.

And, hey! I've been attacked by a small dog before and survived it! It nearly took my ear off, but I survived and chucked that fleabag a good long way!

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EDIT...

>_>;; I took it again because I didn't like my results the first time around. This is somewhat better. Somewhat.

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Comments

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

... It doesn't list "Mouse." XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I WOULD SURVIVE AN ATTACK FROM A MOUSE.

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

Even Reepicheep? :3

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

................... okay, no. Not that particular mouse. But he's chivalrous and wouldn't dare strike a lady.

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

But what if you impugned his honor?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I WOULDN'T IMPINGE HIS HONOR. HE'S A BADASS MOUSE WITH A SWORD.

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

And a magic tail! (now fanfic)