*pokes head out of her cave*

[windandwater]

I'm bored.

One sentence or drabbles shall be written for commenters until... well, until I don't feel bored anymore. Characters/Pairing, and prompt, if you will. You know the rules. Angst shall be avoided when possible, for it is dark and cold and rainy. Smut falls where it will.

You love it okay go!

Comments

[merith.livejournal.com]

heero/duo kittens ... and/or panties ;)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Heero yawned and streched, digging his claws into the padded windowseat in a pleased manner. He'd just had a very good nap, but the sun had hidden away behind some clouds and the temperature change was displeasing. After an easy jump to the floor, Heero padded quietly across the apartment, tails swishing and searching for his territory mate, whom Heero always knew to be warm, good for some grooming and a cuddle. The long-haired stray was in the bedroom, and as usual, had knocked over the laundry basket, and clean clothes were now littered over the floor.

"She's going to spritz you again," Heero commented, picking his way past some mismatched socks.

"She has to catch me at it, and she never does," Duo purred, sank his claws into a a bunch of silk and lace, and then growled in happiness as a satisfying RIIIIIIIIP came from the fabric. Heero just snorted, walking past Duo and rubbing their sides together. Duo was, just as Heero had thought, pleasantly warm. Duo paused his clothing mutilation to nuzzle Heero, purring like a motor. It only took a few licks and nips and then the both of them tumbled together into a pile of clothing.

Both of them were too occupied with their grooming of each to notice when their owner entered the room, but definitely noticed when she spritzed them both from the pink spray bottle. Duo yowled in outrage and dashed off for his hiding spot under the sofa, still tangled in a pair of purple silk panties. Heero followed as well, shaking off the disgusting feeling of the water as he huddled with Duo.

[merith.livejournal.com]

oooh! MAN!! i jsut love it!! kitties! and ... well, panties. :) and snuggling... oh man! this is just too cute, sera. thank you! :)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

XD! Well, I saw your icon, so I was already decided on the kitties part. But then I saw the panties, so then I did the math.

Kitties = Good
Panties = Good
Kitties + Panties = SUPER GOOD

[jana1x2x1.livejournal.com]

Kitties + Panties = SUPER GOOD

*_*

i do love you.. you know that, right?

*molests you*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*molested!*

Bwahhahaahah! Panties and kitties! Perfect jana-bait!

[jana1x2x1.livejournal.com]

actually, the PERFECT jana bait would include masturbation, but you did DAMN good! *purrs in your ear*

[merith.livejournal.com]

and a mirror. ;)

and yes, she is very very good!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*ish happy!*

I shall remember your kinks for the future. :P

[clarediva.livejournal.com]

good for some grooming and a cuddle.
hell, how many of us can ask for more?!
v cute indeed, and confirms my opinion that cats are truly of a superior alien race.
Thanks for sharing!
^_^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

^__^ Thank you for reading! And yes, who doesn't love a cuddle and some grooming?

[jana1x2x1.livejournal.com]

sasuke and naruto. ramen.

dont ask ^_^;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Sasuke doesn't know how Naruto manages to eat the disgusting stuff. At least the ramen from Ichiraku is freshly made, but there's no excuse for the cheap pre-packaged noodles in their styrofoam cups. The only thing that Sasuke can find even remotely good about the stuff is that it's cheap and easy to prepare. But even then, while the ramen is filling for awhile, that feeling doesn't last and soon Sasuke is hungry again. It's annoying, and stupid, and he can't stand the bright orange cover on top declaring this brand to be "THE BEST!" And Sasuke doesn't know why he bothers to make himself another cup, and then a third, and a fourth.

Sasuke doesn't even notice that he buys this brand regularly... he's too busy trying to ignore Naruto chattering.

[jana1x2x1.livejournal.com]

hah! wonderful, sera! sasuke is right about the ramen.. and about naruto. go him! thank you! *snogs*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Heh... I was going for a little symbolism with the ramen and Naruto. But yay Sasuke. I can't wait to REALLY see him again in the manga.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Ed and/or Al and tentacles, and I dare you to make it fluffy. :)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

"I can't believe we're having this conversation."

Al looked up from the transmutation circle he was trying to inscribe on the paper in front of him, and gave Ed a glare. "We don't have to have the conversation then. I've already made my choice."

"Choice? THIS IS NOT A CHOICE!" Ed raved, his eyes roaming over the transmutation circle quickly before he shuddered.

Al dropped his eyes back to the circle, working on getting the lines perfect. "You said you didn't want me to become a State Alchemist, and I'm not. But this is a very serious problem for people, and I'll do my best to help."

Ed slapped his hands on the table, and Al had to stop working yet again lest he make a mistake.

"I can't believe you can say that with a straight face," Ed retorted. "You're... you're... you're..."

"I'm helping people with troubled relationships! It's a perfectly acceptable job!"

"YOU ARE NOT INTRODUCING YOURSELF AS 'ALPHONSE ELRIC, THE SEX ALCHEMIST' AND THAT'S FINAL!"

The brothers both glared at each other, neither wanting to give in to the other. And then Al pulled out his trump card.

"You weren't complaining last night," he said softly, pitching his voice lower and giving Ed a heated look. Ed swallowed hard, but when Al reached out to cup his cheek, the elder brother knew all was lost. "I just want people to be as happy as we are, brother."

Ed grumbled and growled, then grabbed Al by the collar and into a rough kiss. By the time Al had gathered his wits to respond, Ed had broken off already, his face red, and crossed his arms.

"... you need to change the angle on that arc," Ed muttered. "Or else they'll be too thick and you'll have to account for some sort of lubrication."

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*dies!!!* The Sex Alchemist! You rock hard, baby. ahaha - the rock hard Sex Alchemist. [/twelve]

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Me love you long time. ♥ *shot*

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

♥

i love you :D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeee~! Love me more! I drabbled for you~!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I SCOFF AT YOU. HAH.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

You win, I admit it. Totally. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Now you know never to doubt me again. >:D PUNY MORTAL.

[kwycksylver.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed all three drabbles but I especially loved the neko!GWboys. ^_____^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked them! ♥

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

Elricest, prompt... uh... radio? ^^;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

"Brother?"

Ed blinked, shaken out of his contemplation at the sound of his younger brother's voice. Not lowering the book he was holding, he nonetheless inclined his head in Al's direction. "What is it, Al?"

Al hummed, Ed twitched, then Al sighed and licked his lips a little, his posture betraying nervousness. Ed finally set the book aside when he noticed the strange reaction, giving his brother a worried look. "Al? You don't have to--"

"No! No!" Al interrupted quickly, raising himself up a little to look into Ed's eyes. "I don't mind. It's not about that!"

Ed pouted. "Then what made you stop?"

"Just... has Mother been giving you any strange looks lately?"

Golden eyes blinked slowly once, then twice, and Ed's brow furrowed. "Why would Mom be giving me weird looks? I didn't break anything. I even fixed that squeaky hinge on the backdoor."

"It's just..." Al hesitated again, and Ed had to stroke his back gently to urge the younger boy on. "Well, I think she knows."

Al's eyes flickered over to the new radio in the corner, that was currently broadcasting the afternoon program. Ed followed his gaze, as if having forgotten the radio was on, and turned up rather loud, so the music drowned out all other noise. Ed's brow furrowed again as he thought, then he shook his head.

"That's ridiculous," Ed snorted. He stroked Al's back again. "Mom knows that we play music to help concentrate when we study, and so she doesn't interrupt us."

"But, brother...!"

Ed stroked Al's back once more, trailing his hand up to Al's pale blond hair before tangling his warm fingers in it. "Come on, Al. If Mom really knew, I think she might do more than just give us funny looks. We're perfectly alright."

Al still looked uncertain, but finally wavered under his older brother's confident attitude. Ed gave Al a brilliant smile, petting his younger brother's hair once more. "See? I'm right. Now let's get back to what we were doing."

The younger Elric nodded happily, and as Ed picked up his book again, Al lowered his head to Ed's lap, kissing bare skin and flesh once more. Ed sighed in contentment, stroking Al's hair with one hand and holding his book with the other.

And the radio played on.

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OKAY GO. :D

Shota should not be as cute as it is. :P

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

:O !!

Shouta can do nothing BUT be cute. And sexy. And cutely sexy.

[askerian]

... mpreggy sasuke in the gaaranarusasu furry universe thinger. :D

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It is the smell of blood and chakra that has Naruto and Gaara rushing from different parts of their territory to Sasuke's side. Even before they are close, they can both smell the unwanted and foreign scents of invaders to their territory; though that doesn't bode well because whoever would dare enter must be powerful, because going against either Gaara or Naruto is dangerous enough, going against both is suicide, and being so near their pregnant mate is asking to have them piss on your corpse.

As the kitsune and the tanuki draw closer, they can hear growls and over that the sounds of Sasuke screaming incoherently, and then the sound of a thousand birds chirping fills the air. Naruto swears violently, his chakra burning red and Gaara says nothing but the sand is already drawing itself out of the ground and following behind him. The two of them burst into the clearing between the trees, ready for battle. What they see infuriates both. There are a dozen hebi all circled around a tree, and Sasuke has his back to it. In front of Sasuke are the bloody remains of other snakes, but from the way Sasuke is panting, one hand clutched protectively over his belly, it's amazing he's lasted so long.

It doesn't take long for the kitsune and the tanuki to slaughter the rest of the snakes, and Sasuke only looks relieved as he collapses to his knees, still protecting the life within him. Naruto is the first to Sasuke's side, sniffing and cuddling, babbling questions and making soothing noises. Gaara needs only one glance at Sasuke's bloodied arm to know what happened.

"You know you shouldn't use chakra," Gaara says softly, pulling up grass to clean Sasuke's arm off. Not as good as water, but it'll do for now. "You might endanger the kits."

Sasuke leans against Naruto, letting his two mates care for him, just this once. He shakes his head stubbornly though. "I had to fight."

"With Chidori!" Naruto explodes, but he refrains from shaking the pregnant boy and instead hugs him closer. "We're not teaching you jutsu so you can kill yourself with them!"

"Would you rather our kits died instead?!" Sasuke snarls back, shaking from overusing his chakra and the events of the day. "Those... snakes came out of nowhere! I wasn't going to let any one of those disgusting things even come close to my kits!"

Naruto looks like he's going to argue some more, but Gaara interupts by jerking Sasuke out of Naruto's arms and giving the boy a hard, possessive kiss. Sasuke moans and submits, arms thrown around Gaara's shoulders. Gaara can taste blood and chakra and life and it's delicious. Finally he breaks the kiss, and Sasuke makes a dissappointed noise, and Naruto is watching with definite interest.

"That's the first time you've referred to the kits as yours and ours," Gaara says in explanation, a self-satisfied smirk on his lips.

Sasuke growls again, but looks away with a slight blush across his cheeks. "Well, I can't exactly forget. Now help me up and to the river, I want to wash all this blood off."

Gaara does just that, but Naruto is baring his teeth in the tanuki's general direction. "Yours and ours! Yours and ours! What is that supposed to mean? Just you wait, Sasuke will have a much bigger litter once I knock him up! Kitsune are superior to tanuki any day!"

"Who says I'd let you knock me up, you stupid furball? Once is enough!"

"Nuh uh! That's not fair! If Gaara gets kits, I get them, too!"

"I'll decide who does what, idiot!"

"I'll prove it right now!"

"No. Get away from me, you horny furball. We just battled and we're covered in blood."

"Best time to fuck!"

Gaara shakes his head and follows quietly, listening to his mates bicker once more. At least some things are always the same.

[askerian]

*is bad*

eeeeeeeee sasuke being badass AND preggy. ♥

awwww gaarasasu~ (and poor kit-less Naruto. They should find a way to clone Sasuke or something. XD)

thank you, love, that was so cute^^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*loves!*

I liked the idea of Sasuke protecting his kits. ♥ And Naruto... well, he'd probably steal one of Gaara's kits and say "HA BLOND IT'S MINE." XD!

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

I was afraid to ask earlier because I figured I was too late. ^_^ Can I have my favorite boys? *points to icon* Something to do with photographs, please. Thanks! *chu*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

"Okay. That's good. Now pout a little... that's right. Now work it, work it. Yeah, that's right. Make love to the camera, baby, yeah... it loves you, too! Come on, a little more passion, gimme some sugar... tilt your head... no, the other way, that's right. Oh yeah, baby. Come on, you know you want it... tell me you want it... come on and work with me, baby. Baby...?"

Duo frowned, lowering the camera in his hands. "Heero, you've got to help me out here."

"Help you with what exactly?" Heero blinked, raising his eyes from his laptop screen and turning towards his lover. Then he glared slightly at the object in the American's hands. "Duo, what's that camera for?"

With a sigh, Duo looked up at the heavens, as if appealing to a higher power. "You mean you didn't notice me taking pictures?"

"Is that why you were babbling? Duo, I'm trying to read a technical report that requires concentration. I didn't think you were talking to me."

Duo scowled. "Well, who the hell do you think I was talking to? Myself?"

Heero shrugged, eyes drifing back down to the laptop screen. "I didn't think about it. But I wouldn't answer to 'baby' so I didn't think it was me. You don't need pictures of me anyway--"

A bright flash in his eyes kept Heero from finishing his sentence and from reading more on transcontinental conduits. Once the spots left his vision, he looked at Duo's grinning and unrepentant face.

"Of course I need pictures of you."

"I don't see why."

Duo sputtered, "To remember you with, of course! That's what pictures are for, Yuy!"

Heero arched one brow. "If you can't remember what I look like after all these years, then you have more problems than a picture will solve. Besides, you see me everyday."

"It's to capture the moment!"

"You want to remember me reading technical reports?"

"Ugh, you're so unromantic, Heero. Here, I'll show you." With that Duo dragged Heero's chair away from the desk and before Heero could protest, Duo plopped right into the Japanese man's lap. Instictively, Heero raised his arms, circling them around Duo's waist to keep him steady and in place, even though the logical part of Heero's mind told him that Duo falling out of his lap would be illogical. Duo fiddled with the camera, then held it out facing them, one arm outstretched.

"Smile for the camera, Heero!" Duo announced.

Heero wasn't about to do such a silly thing, though he did try to attempt to look pleasant just to appease his lover. But just a few second before Duo pressed the button, he leaned in, kissing the corner of Heero's lips. Heero was surprised by the action, then was blinded by the flash again. Heero blinked away stars once more, and Duo crowed happily, flipping the camera around so they could both see the digital display.

There, in colored megapixels, was Duo leaning in with a mischevious glint in his eyes, braid dangling down his chest and his lips pressed almost to Heero's. Heero had an expression of mixed shock and pleasure on his face, and then Heero noticed that he had put one arm around Duo's shoulders to pull the American closer. Heero hadn't even noticed that when it happened.

"See, Heero? That's a moment that we can't have again, but we can always remember it. That's the point of pictures."

Heero looked into Duo's expressive eyes, then nodded once, bestowing a real kiss on Duo's lips quickly. "I understand now. Thank you, Duo."

Duo just smiled even brighter and remained in Heero's lap, scrolling through the previous pictures he had taken.

"I trust you'll have no objections to placing a camera in our bedroom?"

"Heero!"

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

I love you! *happy sigh* That was so adorable. I loved it when Heero saw the photograph. The dialog between them was fun, too. Thanks so much for this, Sera! ♥

"You want to remember me reading technical reports?"

Hehe, such a great comeback. That's one thing I love about Heero ^_^

"I trust you'll have no objections to placing a camera in our bedroom?"

It's always the quiet ones!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

♥ Glad you liked it! Sorry this took so long for me to reply back to. XP And methinks Duo has created a monster. He'll be finding little cameras hidden all over now.

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, if you ever give this a title, may I archive it at Rapture? I'm trying to get back into updating the site again. ♥