Randomosity
Feb. 22nd, 2002 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: the Sanctum]
Writer: [stares at a plump blue and purple bunny sitting on her desk. The bunny routinely flashes or changes size, sort of flickering like a bad flourescent light]
[Duo and Heero are standing in front of the desk. Duo looks worried and Heero looks... like Heero]
Writer: [seething] WHAT do you two think you're doing?
[the two Gboyz wince at the Wirter's tone]
Duo: [gulps] Uummm... breeding a bunny?
Writer: [slamming her hand down on the desk, which doesn't scare the bunny] NO! WRONG! What you're doing is driving me INSANE!
Heero: [snorts] You do that well enough by yourself.
Writer: [glares] Don't tempt me, Kamikaze Boy! I've got some nice fics in storage with your name written *all* over them!
Heero: [glares back] It's a valid bunny! You can't blame us for making your timelines work. It's our job as Muses. I don't see what's wrong with this bunny.
Writer: [incensed] What's *wrong* with this bunny is the fact that it's mostly SEX!
Duo: [blinking] So?
Writer: [goes into a fit]
Duo: [hands up and trying to placate] Hey, sex was never a problem before, right? You *read* the stuff and *enjoy* it! What's wrong with us wanting to get a dash of citrus thrown into the mix?
Writer: [picks up the bunny by the ears and hurls it at Duo, who dodges] DASH?! A DASH?! The whole freaking plot is centered around you trying to jump Heero's bones! This isn't a dash of citrus! It's the Florida groves!
Heero: [steps in before the Writer can leap across her desk and throttle Duo] It was my idea, Writer.
Writer: Don't you *dare* try to cover up for the braided nympho!
Heero: [standing up straighter, eye twitching] It *was* my idea! I'm the one who force the prequel idea through the queue. And I think it sets up the nature of our relationship for "Cowboy" and "Goodby to Never Never Land."
Writer: [eyes watering up and nearly sobbing] But the fic... it's... it's all about SEX!
Duo: Nope... it's about figuring out what you want and who you love.
Writer: [weeps] That's just semantics! You're seducing him through the whole fic! There's so many sex scenes here that my eyes are gonna fall out of my head if I write this!
Heero: It's still a valid fic.
Writer: I hate you two! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
Duo: Nope. You love us to bits, which is why you've got a scene written down already.
Writer: [collapsing against her desk] I'm so Musewhipped that this isn't even funny. You two can go away now.
Duo: That's the smartest thing you've said all day!
Writer: [stares at a plump blue and purple bunny sitting on her desk. The bunny routinely flashes or changes size, sort of flickering like a bad flourescent light]
[Duo and Heero are standing in front of the desk. Duo looks worried and Heero looks... like Heero]
Writer: [seething] WHAT do you two think you're doing?
[the two Gboyz wince at the Wirter's tone]
Duo: [gulps] Uummm... breeding a bunny?
Writer: [slamming her hand down on the desk, which doesn't scare the bunny] NO! WRONG! What you're doing is driving me INSANE!
Heero: [snorts] You do that well enough by yourself.
Writer: [glares] Don't tempt me, Kamikaze Boy! I've got some nice fics in storage with your name written *all* over them!
Heero: [glares back] It's a valid bunny! You can't blame us for making your timelines work. It's our job as Muses. I don't see what's wrong with this bunny.
Writer: [incensed] What's *wrong* with this bunny is the fact that it's mostly SEX!
Duo: [blinking] So?
Writer: [goes into a fit]
Duo: [hands up and trying to placate] Hey, sex was never a problem before, right? You *read* the stuff and *enjoy* it! What's wrong with us wanting to get a dash of citrus thrown into the mix?
Writer: [picks up the bunny by the ears and hurls it at Duo, who dodges] DASH?! A DASH?! The whole freaking plot is centered around you trying to jump Heero's bones! This isn't a dash of citrus! It's the Florida groves!
Heero: [steps in before the Writer can leap across her desk and throttle Duo] It was my idea, Writer.
Writer: Don't you *dare* try to cover up for the braided nympho!
Heero: [standing up straighter, eye twitching] It *was* my idea! I'm the one who force the prequel idea through the queue. And I think it sets up the nature of our relationship for "Cowboy" and "Goodby to Never Never Land."
Writer: [eyes watering up and nearly sobbing] But the fic... it's... it's all about SEX!
Duo: Nope... it's about figuring out what you want and who you love.
Writer: [weeps] That's just semantics! You're seducing him through the whole fic! There's so many sex scenes here that my eyes are gonna fall out of my head if I write this!
Heero: It's still a valid fic.
Writer: I hate you two! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
Duo: Nope. You love us to bits, which is why you've got a scene written down already.
Writer: [collapsing against her desk] I'm so Musewhipped that this isn't even funny. You two can go away now.
Duo: That's the smartest thing you've said all day!
