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[windandwater]

1.

To: Body
CC: Reproductive Organs
From: Me
Re: Current Performance Evaluation

When I said "bleed to death" to get out of going to the party today, I was mostly kidding. You stupid bitches.

Boom shaka,

Me

2. There's another birthday today! Happy Birthday, blue_soaring!

3. Damn, there's a lot of birthdays this month. And guess what? Count nine months back. That's right. ALL OF YOU WERE CONCEIVED ON NEW YEAR'S. Or, at least, around that time. Bwheheheh.

4. I like crackers.

Comments

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

sept 1. you forgot me, one of your oldest and dearest kick-targets. :(

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Hey! You were part of the birthdays I said I missed in the last post! Still want a birthday spanking?

[chaoticmikey.livejournal.com]

curse you for making me think of my parents boinking during new years.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... if it makes you feel better, you were probably conceived on Christmas, since a woman doesn't carry for EXACTLY nine months. Since you were born on the first, you probably weren't conceived ON New Year's, but a little before. So Christmas!

[blue-soaring.livejournal.com]

Woo, birthday lovin'! *gnaws on you*

Also, asexual reproduction. It explains a lot.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*gnaws back*

ZOMG! Immaculate conception?! Or did you just split off like an ameoba?