There is an important lesson here

Namely, that me and nature do not get along very well.

... goddamn cats.

And, hey! I've been attacked by a small dog before and survived it! It nearly took my ear off, but I survived and chucked that fleabag a good long way!

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EDIT...

>_>;; I took it again because I didn't like my results the first time around. This is somewhat better. Somewhat.

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