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I shouldn't be surprised that this exists, and yet, I am. I'm still cringing and crossing my legs just LOOKING at that thing. Ow ow ow! And the best part (sorta)? There's one that's bigger.

D:

Thor has nothing on these things.


... oh, and the links are very much NOT WORK SAFE. They lead to pictures of extremely huge sex toys on a page where such things can be bought.

With the reviews.

The reviews are like pr0n. Bad pr0n. Bow chika wow wow.