HOLY FUCK 294

*gibbers in a corner after reading the translation and seeing the raw scan*

Also, how much crap does Orochimaru have in his mouth, anyway? This is getting ridiculous. But he must give a HELL of a blowjob.

The affairs of the day

Rawr... in the library today, until 7 pm. Bleh. I had lunch before I came here. It was a damn tasty ham and swiss (with dill) stuffed croissant. And it was hot! And I got a side of fruit with it. And I also finally bought a Day&Night cookies. That's my snack for later. I also have a sandwich and chips and soda in my bag for a dinner-ish type thing, since I'm probably gonna be hungry before 7. Damn my fast metabolism.

I'm studying Contracts and Remedies today. Or Property. I haven't decided yet, but Contracts looks to be better, since it ties in with what I've been doing with Remedies. Aaaah the joys of beating the same information into your head over and over and over again until you bleed from the ears.

Also, in a cooler and less traumatizing note, I have some things to pimp out! They're pretty cool!

First, is LJ Book. This site will turn your whole LJ (or parts of it) into a .pdf for easy printing. See, the trend now seems to be to make hardcopies of your blog (if you're a hardcore blogger and don't babble like I mostly do), so you can remember it or share it with others. Also, it's a great way to keep a copy of your LJ on hand, so you don't lose any info in a LJ server crash or something. ♥

I did my LJ last night, all of it, and it's now a file that's over 12MB. Over 2000 pages. @___@ Damn, I babble alot. But it's still pretty cool! And you can even choose to have your comments in it, too.

Second, is the LJ Archive program. If you don't want to turn your LJ into a .pdf, you can use this. ^^ The program archives your LJ and updates everytime you run it, so you always have a copy of your LJ around. It's pretty handy for if you want to find a specific entry, or remember something you did, or don't want to lose your stuff. It also has some neat add-ons. I particularly like the Regressive Imagery Analysis, which scans through your LJ for certain words and phrases, then analyzes them to see how your stats compare to other people on LJ. Psychological profiling! Yay!

>_>;; My 3 highest categories are Oral (91.2%), Consciousness Alteration (80.1%), and Water (90%). That means like, 91.2% of people on LJ talk about Orality less than I do. *coughs slightly* I really have no idea what they're talking about.

( cut for a chart, because charts and graphs are cool )

It buuuuuurns...!

I am SO bored right now. And these chairs aren't so comfy and I think my ass is going numb. Maybe this is the time to take a break to eat my sandwich and drink my coke. Maybe the caffeine will help me stay... well, conscious.

*prods flist* You people aren't doing anything interesting either. It's not like it's Monday ot anything. And tomorrow is Friday. WHy aren't you writing me pr0n entertaining me?! *cracks whip*

... yeah, definitely time for food and soda.

Much better now

Well, the food and actually moving around and getting fresh air certainly helped. Also, the can of coke I consumed a great majority of. The weather has been nice, so it's actually warmer OUTSIDE than it is in the library. Why are libraries always so damn cold, anyway? And there's a church right across the street, and I stepped out in time to hear the bells tolling 5 o'clock. And they rang again at 5:15! Hehehehe... I didn't think church bells actually tolled every quarter of an hour anymore.

The caffeine and sugar is going through my system now, so I'm feeling babbly. Or maybe I just don't want to go back to studying. Whatever. I fed some of my breadcrusts from my sandwich to the birds. They were so cute and little and fat. ♥

Also, I know I should be focusing on the studying and the Bar and all, but I can't help but thinking in the back of my brain that I still haven't written my MoR fic yet or have a good plotbunny for it. I DO have a plotbunny, but it's way too long to write, and certainly not appropriate for the contest, unless I do some tricky things. jana1x2x1 knows what fic it is, since I only told her when I was sitting in her lap at YCon. jana has a very comfy and warm lap. iniq is comfier, but not as warm. ♥ Anyway, I THINK that I might have some inspiration, but still not sure. Bleh.

... we're not even going to discuss the Naruto fics I need to finish. Because I know askerian might just start to beat me for the furry one I told her I'd write. XP But I'd totally write it if Asuka made me an Itachi icon that says: Soylent Green is people.

I should do something productive now.


EDIT...

Obviously, my babbling entries are not complete until I edit them to include a meme. ♥

( cut for my battle cry, which is oddly appropriate and scarily non sequitur at the same time )