Naughty Fluffy Bunny

... I never EVER want to see Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, The Dunedain, Elessar Telcontar's manly bits referred to as his "Sceptre of Annuminas" ever again. Not even in farce. Because it killed me this first time. Ohgod.