Naughty Fluffy Bunny

BWHAHAHAAHAHAH THANK YOU EBAY FOR NOT BEING A TOTAL WANKER!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Last week or so, I put in a bid for this set of Naruto figures. The listing only said the figures were Naruto, Gaara, and Temari, but the fourth figure was of YONDAIME. Now, I've been bidding rather unsucessfully on the Yondaime figures that show up on eBay. They keep going for over $25... closer to $40 or $50 sometimes. And that always made me upset because I'd ALWAYS be sniped at the last minute. I'd pretty much given up on getting the Yondaime figure.

But then I saw this listing!

And bid like the h0r I am.

Of course, I was not very hopeful. Because the listing only named "Naruto", "Gaara" and "Temari"; so either the seller thought that Yondaime was some sort of aged-up!Naruto, or the Yondaime picture was just there and I'd get some other fourth figure. I didn't mind so much, since I didn't have this Gaara (red outfit from the Sasuke-In-A-Bucket Arc!!!), I don't have any figures of Naruto by himself, and Temari is hawt. I mean, I couldn't believe that a seller on eBay wouldn't know that the Yondaime alone is pushing over $20 by itself in auctions. Yay pessimism. I won and wasn't even up against anyone else, and so I've been waiting to see what I'd get.

My package came today and I tore into it. And I got...

Naruto with the Rasengan.
Gaara in his red outfit.
Temari with her fan.
♥ ♥ ♥ AND YONDAIME!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

I am the happiest fucking fangirl on the planet right now. ♥ I HAVE MY YONDAIME-SAMA. I AM HAPPY. I AM GOING TO PUT HIM IN A PLACE OF HONOR SO I SEE HIM EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I was trying to write today. I've been feeling the urge to write. And I wanted to write something because today was Gaara's birthday. ♥ But Gaara is being an utter bastard and not talking to me, even if he gets to have threesome sex with Naruto and Neji. *kicks Gaara in the head* I'll try again tomorrow. And poke at other things. :3

Also, I've been seeing this meme around, and it was interesting, so I decided to do it.


You know you're reading a fic by Sailor Seraphim when...

1) If it's a drabble, it will either be pr0ny or humor. Maybe both at the same time.

2) If it's a ficlet or otherwise short, it's probably a Heero/Duo drabble that I wrote for zerotwofan but it got too long. And it will most likely be relatively domestic.

3) If it's medium to longish, it's got angst of some sort.

4) There is probably heavy-handed symbolism SOMEWHERE. Even in drabbles sometimes.

5) If there's only one character as the focus, it's written in third-person limited POV. Two characters is third-person omniscient.

6) Characters who speak, speak in certain set patterns. For example, my Duo uses slang and drops consonants, while my Heero does not use contractions (unless it's farther in the future, but even then, rarely). In fact, I like dialogue and voice. It is used often.

7) If it is a Naruto fic, it will:
a) Be written for askerian,
b) Be furry,
c) Be pr0ny,
d) All of the above.

8) If it is a Neverending Story fic, it is for nox_diesque and will heavily feature Bastian and Atreyu in a skirt.

9) If it is a humorfic, it will be stupid humor.

10) If the fic is nothing of the above, it is experimental and/or weird, and will usually involve insanity, dreams, revenge, death, ghosts, zombies, murder, angst, sex, drugs, rock&roll, and the kitchen sink. It will also be a songfic. To an 80s love song.