Is this what it means to be braindead?

[windandwater]

Heard this song on the radio the other day:


CARRIE UNDERWOOD
"Before He Cheats"

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

And all I could think was: 'Well, her actions constitue a tort. Probably trespass to chattels, unless the damage to the car was enough to be considered conversion. Then she'd be liable for the full price of the car, instead of the price of repairing the harm.'


... OTL

Comments

[sukino.livejournal.com]

Jessica had the same thoughts as you when we heard that for the first time. XDDD

Where were you yesterday? You were missed. ;_;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yesterday? Oh, I was at home, but my eyes were bothering me. And I couldn't get Trickster to run. x__X By the time I realized I didn't have AIM up, it was already after midnight.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

Ok, I am a dumbass and mixed up my days. >_>;; I have my shelving test on Thursday when I'm off it's at 5pm. So can we schedule the hang out for next week some time? I'll get my schedule soon and I'll see what days I'm off. ;_;

That or we can meet early at Ontario and hnag out there for a few hours before I have to go to the shelving test. I can take my test and come back or I might get off at 10am on Saturday if they don't keep me any longer we can hang out then? I'm sorry I'm stupid. I'd totally ditch if this wasn't an important interview type thing.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

@__@? I'm free all the time. However, weekends are iffy for me because I'm taking a bar review course and it's on the weekends. This weekend I have classes on Saturday and Sunday all day. x__X

But for Thursday, I don't mind meeting at Ontario. ^^ Ask Aoi to see what she says, since she might have to get the baby or something.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

I think she might. So if anything I'll see when I'm off next week and make plans form then, that sound good? I just feel bad since at Ontario if we meet up around 11pm, I'd be leaning in about 5 hours. ^^;;

You gonna play Trickster today? Well try to?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, just tell me. Next weekend is completely free for me.

And yes, I'm gonna try later tonight. Right now I'm doing work. x.x

[mmariep2.livejournal.com]

Haha, I heard that same song today too! But my thoughts were more along the lines, "I wish I had done that to my ex." The only catch was that the vehicle he was driving at the time was mine and under my name.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Oh, well it sucks to mess up your OWN car. XP