... how does it know?

[windandwater]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	34
Your crime	Writing Sam/Dean non-con underage incest fic so sappy it gives your flist caveties.
Who reported you	psstbuddy
Your fate	Psychotic break caused by loss of posting access.

... hey, if I could make zombiesex okay, I bet I could do this. If I, you know, watched Supernatural.

Also, damn you, windsorblue! I thought you'd be one of the last people to complain about my drabbles being LONGER than 100 words!

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	8
Your crime	Posting drabbles longer than 100 words.
Who reported you	windsorblue
Your fate	Y HELLO THAR LOL_MEME

Comments

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

I got the same thing for Supernatural, and I don't watch it, either. ^_~

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a sign? I've been meaning to start watching, but I'm lazy.

[firefox1490.livejournal.com]

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yay for sockpuppets!

[firefox1490.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, my life has totally been ruined. Because of you I'm completely and totally obsessed with Trickster. Its a wonderful yet horrid thing. It was a perfect time with the ending of HP I needed something to replace that and now I've got Trickster. I dont know if I should be thanking you or cursing you, but either way this is awesome.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Trickster is THE BEST THING EVER.

You may worship at my feet. ^_~*

[firefox1490.livejournal.com]

*worships*

[luscious-sarah.livejournal.com]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	13
Your crime	You suck.
Who reported you	oath_kept
Your fate	Old. Alone. Done for.

I think someone wants her boyfriend back~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... but I didn't steal Sora! Not at first, anyway.

[moffit.livejournal.com]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	24
Your crime	Shenanigans.
Who reported you	canadian_haruka
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... you don't already write Harry Potter pr0n for food? XD

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me, I swear! >.>;;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

THE MEME SAYS IT WAS YOU. FESS UP.