windandwater | [HIATUS]

This is it. I'm leaving the house in a little bit to go to the hotel, so I'm pretty much going to be absent from LJ and online for the rest of the week. Even if the hotel has free wireless, I think I'll be too stressed out to take advantage of it.

As I did last time, this is now A TOTAL SPAM POST.

Run wild, people. Link me to anything you want me to see or read, babble endlessly, RP in here, or -- and Mikke did this once and holds the spamming title in my LJ for it -- post all your fic here. XD! I approve of cat macros and pictures of cute animals. I also approve of smutty pr0n (fics and art yayz), and cuddly domesticity (fics and art yayz). Go ahead and try to break my e-mail, and give me much love.

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EDIT...

It's 2pm and I just wanted to tell everyone that I'm checked in and such. And the internets are not free. ;__; But I've got one day of it ~~so I will see if Trickster works~~.

Oh, and...

ONLY 15 COMMENTS?! I SAID TO SPAM. SPAM LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

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omg so I wrote this spn fic for a comm and it was for a prompt and it had FOOT WORSHIP and kinky talk and walker texas ranger stuff and everything and bad cracky pillow talk and sam trying to get his big toe up dean's bum.
and no one commented, except for the prompter who said 'thanks for taking the time to write this'

Ain't that like totally unfair? And this is not a rhetorical question at all, because I say it took me an afternoon to write this cracky piece of fic that had toe sucking and licking and dick sucking and cum swapping and SEX and cowboy position and kissing later and hair pulling and biting (if I remember right) and everything. and no one read it. totally awful.

YEAH.
And right now I'm writing this - and now hold on to something - RPS fic (because omg no I would never do such a thing, right? but apparently I am)... anyway. so I'm doing this AU set with one guy as a pilot marine and one as a marine and the one guy is hitchin a ride with the pilot guy who's transporting stuff and they eventually crash behind enemy lines and it'll be very exciting. only I'm wondering what war to do? kosovo's kinda out. and gulf? I don't want them sand in places sand shouldn't go. so I'm thinking vietnam, but that's been done before, right? WWII is out, too, because there's gonna be gayness and I don't want to have to research all that crappy stuff... so I'm thinking Vietnam, free love, like Air America, only not as tacky and without Rescue Me and Robert Downey Jr getting carted around in a sling from a helicopter...

and I disliked HPDH. I mean, wt. Although the title is SO close to HPDM. XD ouuu.
maybe I should be more open and reread it or something, but I dunno. I don't want to.
I'd rather watch more episodes of M*A*S*H. recently got the season 2 dvd box set. YEEHA. =D I love M*A*S*H...

and you. ILU. =D