1, 2, 3, 4...!
Jun. 1st, 2007 05:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater... I DECLARE A DRABBLEWAR.
The rules are simple:
This post is open for a DRABBLEWAR against any all comers! No holds barred... any fandom, any characters, any situations, any ratings, IF YOU CAN DRABBLE IT YOU CAN DO IT. I, myself, am somewhat limited in the fandoms I can successfully drabble (f-fail), but don't let that stop YOU. I'll do my best to answer everyone!
AND TO MAKE IT MORE FUN: If you see a particularly enticing drabble by someone else, feel free to reply back with a drabble of your own. THAT'S RIGHT. This is like a free-for-all cage match! Tagteam with someone, lonewolf it, whatever! The whole point of this is to have fun. Pr0n is, of course, highly encouraged but not necessary. Drabbles can be any length you so desire.
DRABBLE UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES UP OR CAN'T DRABBLE ANYMORE.
Oh, and in your first comment/drabble, feel free to list things/pairings/fandoms you prefer, or situations that you don't. This is for fun and not to traumatize (unless you like that sort of thing).
GO GO GO!
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moffit, I am looking to declare my superiority over you once again. R-REMATCH!
EDIT...
Going to bed now, but this post is staying up all weekend. Drabble at your leisure and I'll be back when I get online again. ^^
The rules are simple:
This post is open for a DRABBLEWAR against any all comers! No holds barred... any fandom, any characters, any situations, any ratings, IF YOU CAN DRABBLE IT YOU CAN DO IT. I, myself, am somewhat limited in the fandoms I can successfully drabble (f-fail), but don't let that stop YOU. I'll do my best to answer everyone!
AND TO MAKE IT MORE FUN: If you see a particularly enticing drabble by someone else, feel free to reply back with a drabble of your own. THAT'S RIGHT. This is like a free-for-all cage match! Tagteam with someone, lonewolf it, whatever! The whole point of this is to have fun. Pr0n is, of course, highly encouraged but not necessary. Drabbles can be any length you so desire.
DRABBLE UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES UP OR CAN'T DRABBLE ANYMORE.
Oh, and in your first comment/drabble, feel free to list things/pairings/fandoms you prefer, or situations that you don't. This is for fun and not to traumatize (unless you like that sort of thing).
GO GO GO!
P.S.
moffit, I am looking to declare my superiority over you once again. R-REMATCH!EDIT...
Going to bed now, but this post is staying up all weekend. Drabble at your leisure and I'll be back when I get online again. ^^
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Date: 2007-06-02 04:31 am (UTC)"What? Complaining again?" Ino muttered.
"Why did all the Ninjas in our year have to be gay?" Sakura philosophized.
Ino leaned back, tapping a finger against her lip. "Well, not all of them. Shikamaru has Temari."
"Really?" Sakura asked. "I thought he and Chouji were..." she made a little hand gesture which made everything clear.
Ino wrinkled her nose. "Do we have to discuss his sex life? Especially when ours are so lacking?"
Sakura jumped up. "I have an idea!"
"Oh? What?" Ino inquired.
"You think Hinata is attractive, right?" Sakura murmured, blushing a little.
Ino caught on pretty quick.
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Date: 2007-06-02 06:09 am (UTC)Not that Naruto was complaining exactly. He'd finally achieved his dream, now he had the power and approval of the Village. He was the strongest in Konoha, and he'd protect everyone that he loved.
But it sucked that he couldn't even go to Ichiraku's without his ANBU bodyguards following him.
"I'm not gonna be attacked while having ramen!" Naruto exclaimed loudly into the air. Old man Ichiraku just looked at him oddly, but was quite used to hearing the blond man talk to himself, especially during lunch. Of course, Naruto was actually adressing his guards, but the old man didn't know that.
Naruto dug into his pork ramen and slurped up a mouthful of noodles. "It's creepy to be watched while you eat. It's almost enough to turn my appetite! At least come down here and eat lunch, too. That way you can guard me and not have your stomachs grumble all day."
In a blur, two masked figures were standing on either side of Naruto. The one wearing a bird mask made a 'tsk' noise. "If you didn't insist on throwing yourself into dangerous situations, you wouldn't need bodyguards."
Naruto just laughed. "Don't be a fuddyduddy, Neji. Oi! Old man! Two more pork ramens!"
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Date: 2007-06-02 07:10 am (UTC)Sasuke glared at him. The whole village stared at Sasuke and Naruto. "No," he said shortly, "Shut up." Then he started walking ahead, leaving Naruto staring at the ground in shock.
"Hey, hey," Naruto shouted after him, "Wait up! How could someone like you be so lucky when I... uh."
If anything, Sasuke's pace sped up.
"Who was it?" Naruto yelped excitedly, "Was it Sakura? She's so pretty! She couldn't have chosen you. No, no, no!"
"Shut up," Sasuke repeated.
"Ino? Hinata? Um... what's her face, TenTen?" Naruto scratched his head. "Who then?"
Naruto's voice grew slightly worried. "It wasn't Orochimaru, was it? Because ew! Revenge could not have been worth that!"
Sasuke stopped and whirled around to the bouncing Naruto. "I did not have sex with him," Sasuke informed Naruto flatly.
"Then who?!" Naruto yelled.
Closing his eyes, Sasuke grunted out shortly, "Neji."
Naruto stood still for ten minutes. People took pictures of the strange phenomena.